For those of you who haven't seen it:
LEEROOOOOOY JENKINS!
For those who have seen it, it hasn't changed.
"Stay back, I'll handle him by myself!"For some reason, this one made me laugh out loud—perhaps because I've played a few too many paladins.
For me I had flashbacks to Rolemaster. I had a few characters that said that a LOT, of course my characters are still breathing.
That's it? Your Heal spell only does 150 hit points? I lost 400 last round!
Character: A bard with the Gallant kit (2E). Gallants had this ability that allowed them a dramatic monologue upon their death. Upon this character's death, he said: "....", with a look of surprise on his face. His throat had been slit.
Of course i can swim in armor I'm a fighter!
Dose that tasoli have a mallet?
I'll just set this bag of tinder twigs on fire.
(spoken by a mind flayer psion) "Zombies? I'll just mindblast them!"
"I'm going to eat the evil wizard's giant block of jell-o, that ought to tick him off!"
"I didn't know they could do that"!
"If its called dungeons and dragons how come we never fight any dragons........."
"I thought these critters travelled in packs!"
"Did I mention I'm dating your ex, GM?"
"What can possibly go wrong?"
"You're too craven to shoot!"
"It's only water!"
"Looks easy!"
"I speak their language, I'll handle this... *to minotaurs* MOOOOOOOO!"
(In evil temple, to evil high priest) "You're ugly, and so is your diety!"
Interestingly, an elf wizard/thief I played once uttered a very provocative sentence in an enemy drow temply of Lolth ("Lolth s*** c*** in hell!") and did not die in there :D.
"I got your back"
uttered countless time in my games; most noteably by Lorm to Balfic right before Balfic got smeared into an inkspot; which Balfic keeps reminding me about and has become a long standing joke.
"I got your back"
uttered countless time in my games; most noteably by Lorm to Balfic right before Balfic got smeared into an inkspot; which Balfic keeps reminding me about and has become a long standing joke.
Well, did the attack come from in FRONT of Balfic or from behind him?
If it came from in front of him, well ... Lorm was watching his back, not his front.
If it came from behind, then yeah Lorm blew it. LOL
Balfic remembers the details, my memory of it is a bit vague; I think Lorm was like 50ft behind him and hiding, and didnt so much as move a muscle.
Balfic remembers the details, my memory of it is a bit vague; I think Lorm was like 50ft behind him and hiding, and didnt so much as move a muscle.
Ahh, I've had party members like that. They pretend to be ranged weapon users, don't take the required feats for shooting into melee, and end up shooting their own team in the back.
"Oop, sorry about that!"
"I pull out grenades from my belt and juggle them to taunt him..."
"You're serious..."
"Why not? I've got ranks in Perform... I fail on a one..."
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barbarian fails save vs tasha's hideous uncontrollable laughter with a locking garrote around his neck
edit: kobold sorcerer and rogue combo :)
"That pool of acid has got to be an illusion. Let me show you!"
"What do you mean, 'The colossal dragon wails out a final *MUMMYYYYYYY!* and perishes.'?"
A halfling character of mine died saying "It's alright, it doesn't hurt, I'm fine."
"Take your best shot"
"I AM A KIWI! I CAN'T CAST SPELLS!" - roared by one PC to another after he was polymorphed into, well, a kiwi. The second PC had spent the last half-hour or so forgetting his predicament and kept suggesting spells each turn.
"I AM A KIWI! I CAN'T CAST SPELLS!" - roared by one PC to another after he was polymorphed into, well, a kiwi. The second PC had spent the last half-hour or so forgetting his predicament and kept suggesting spells each turn.
Well the in-character last words would have been more along the lines of "squak".
Who wants to draw straws to see how deep the pit goes?
Color Spray? That spell sounds like it is from a care bear convention.
All metallic dragons are good. That means they won't hurt us.
So far these two are my favorites!
Misery - "We should dress up as zombies and scare the paladin."
(he cost them some money on a job)KaeYoss - "We got a wish? I want all my s#*@ back!"
(Uttered by an elf who lost all of his equipment. He didn't get that back. It seems that over the centuries, the bowel movements do add up...)
"I wish I was RICH!"
(As the DM(an Efreeti) turns our Fighter into a chocolate cake, ending his career as an adventurer.)"I pull out my shield and brace for the charge!"
(Says the Bard as we open a door and see a raging orc with a double axe.)
"Noooo, axes are a times THREE crit!"
(Player informs the DM as a charging orc with a double axe splits our Bard in two.)
"I shut the door."
(Undead hunter(ranger) with severely injured party(looking to rest) who just realized the dwarf with glowing red eyes sitting in the next room is a vampire.)
"Ooooh, so what you're saying is, he's selling a bunch of crap?"
(Kobold Heirophant blurts out in common, as the Bard gives the only merchant to visit town in 6+ months a less than satisfactory appraisal on his goods. Bards words "low end items.")
"I wave my falchion in the air and scream angrily! (intimidate)"
(Barbarian says, upon seeing two Ogres blockading the road... right before rolling a "1" and very shortly before going unconscious from the two charge attacks.)
*click* "Oops!"
(Rogue says in a quiet cutesy voice, as the stone stairs become a 45 degree slope, slathers with grease and the large stone block drops from the ceiling behind them. (spiked metal wall at the bottom.))
"Ooooh, so it's a magical stick! I have a room for that too, care to see it?"
(Gnome Sorcerer says, to the young human woman as she hands him a wand out of gratitude for saving her life... she exclaims "I feel dirty." then runs.)
"Do you know WHO I AM?! I'm a MOVER & SHAKER, BABY!!"
(Halfling Sorcerer says, opening 1 out of 3 casket-like crates to the creature he determined was vampire spawn... then SLAMMING the lid shut as he runs to the back of the party.)
"I drink my last Cure Moderate Wounds potion." -Cleric
"Make a Fort Save." -DM
"NO! OMG! Not that one, I failed the identify!" -Gnome Sorcerer
(As the Cleric downs a POTION of POISON!!)
"Lazy bastards, I have to do EVERYTHING around here! *SMASH*"
(A very tired player(me), playing a Dwarven Ninja with an earthbreaker OPENS the LOCKED chest as the party requests. Followed by shocked looks and my sudden realization... "Oh yea, I'm technically the Rogue, guess I should've picked the lock huh?")
"Do you wanna tank this DRAGON?!"
(Fighter (at >50% health) says to the Cleric who declares she's casting Flamestrike on the black dragon. The rest of the party was already disabled or otherwise occupied.)
"What do you mean you didn't see it the first time!"
Uttered by my Rogue who dim doored into the very teeth of cindermaw, and cut his way back out from the inside.
"I'll take care of this one." A fairly overconfident rogue of mine said to the party about a humanoid in a robe.
A wizard right?
Wrong.
Two rounds later I proceeded straight to the ground after getting the crap beat out of me. (Monk)
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barbarian fails save vs tasha's hideous uncontrollable laughter with a locking garrote around his neck
edit: kobold sorcerer and rogue combo :)
Thats just so wrong I can't wait to use it.
My DM came up with a adamantite wire locking garrot with contact poision used by a (an invisible)kobold assasin.I had to make 5 fort saves a sa wizard. Thank goodness for the 18 con but still 5 fort saves. We don't let him DM anymore.
Players being trapped in a deadly maze finally finding the undead sage who they know is the only being that can help them escape:
sage: "As thou have bested all the obstacles so far I will answer you one, and only one question!"
pc: "Why only one?"
sage: "To say it with the words of saint Dogbert: 'out, out, you demons of stupidity'!"
Player: "Would you care to please rephrase that?"
Players being trapped in a deadly maze finally finding the undead sage who they know is the only being that can help them escape:
sage: "As thou have bested all the obstacles so far I will answer you one, and only one question!"
pc: "Why only one?"
LMAO!!!
"That's OK. I got spares."
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"Hey, Cleric, you got those diamonds on you?!?"
"I jump into the Well o' Evil" (to this day, we still don't know why)
"OK, you get the ugly one."
"Which one's the ugly one?"
"The ugly one on the left, then!"
"Hey, did you guys just hear a <click>?" -normally uttered by the Rogue whilst failing to disarm a trap.
My all time fav..from back in Original days.
"It's the third room on the first level what could possibly threaten us."
Said room containing 82 Orcs and a Black Dragon
Ah those were the days
"I Damaramu will regret this."
Fighter-"I bullrush the gelatinous cube!"
Party-"NOOOOoooooooo!"
Rogue-"Runes of sealing eh?"
Fighter-"I take a drink of the water."
Party-"Wait, we are in the middle of a-"
Fighter-"What's the worst it could be? My fort save is huge!"
Fighter-"I punch the demon in the face."
DM- O_o