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Congrats Justin. Welcome to your own special of Hell, called parenthood. :P

J/k, seriously I am so happy for you guys and thrilled that mom and baby are doing fine.
What did you name him?

Liberty's Edge

Cloned babies for TotP! AAAAAAHHH!


collects clones to further cereal plot

Excellent.

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Eric Swanson wrote:
Mikhaila Burnett wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Mikhaila Burnett wrote:

I found a new level of Hell.

The one where the song "Rain Drops Keep Falling On My Head" is played nonstop as Muzak, only interrupted by a calm monotone voice "Your call is very important to us, please hold while we assist other customers. If you would like to leave a voice mail message, please press 1"

So when did you call into my work, he he.
That depends, where do you work?
** spoiler omitted **

Ah, no. I work for a major telecom company in their customer support call center.

Silver Crusade

IT euphemism of the day: apparently "Intermittent performance degradation" is the new way of saying our website keeps crashing.

Liberty's Edge

Celestial Healer wrote:
IT euphemism of the day: apparently "Intermittent performance degradation" is the new way of saying our website keeps crashing.

I bet that whoever came up with that one has a severe recto-cranial inversion.


Celestial Healer wrote:
IT euphemism of the day: apparently "Intermittent performance degradation" is the new way of saying our website keeps crashing.

LOL!!

Liberty's Edge

Okay FAWLTies... I had two good interviews today. Keep your fingers crossed, say a prayer, slaughter a virgin pig (for Urizen's bacon), but just send a shout to the 'verse to get Ashe home before Christmas. Because a Happy Ashe means a Happy World.

An unhappy Ashe means I post those pics I found. You know who you are and what you did. ;)


Justin Franklin wrote:
The baby was born this morning at 7:43 CDT. both him and my wife are doing well even though he was only at 35 weeks.

Very good. Name him, "Stein."


~grrrrrr~ One of the bookcases is damaged. ~sighs~ Time to tape the box back up and take it back to be exchanged.


I don't know where to vent, the good things or the bad things thread.

To quote my boss " We can trust you to get it done, So I'm assigning it to you." Except that, in the last two weeks, he has given me three weeks of work to complete by next Monday's major inspection (Jhaco hospital inspection- the one that determines if you keep your acceditation).
And it's only Monday and he's already more to my list.

My wife smirks and suggests this wouldn't happen if I were a f+$$-off like some of my co-workers.

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niel wrote:

I don't know where to vent, the good things or the bad things thread.

To quote my boss " We can trust you to get it done, So I'm assigning it to you." Except that, in the last two weeks, he has given me three weeks of work to complete by next Monday's major inspection (Jhaco hospital inspection- the one that determines if you keep your acceditation).
And it's only Monday and he's already more to my list.

My wife smirks and suggests this wouldn't happen if I were a f#*%-off like some of my co-workers.

That happens to me all the time. My supervisor hands ME (an agent) a supervisor call with the "I know you can do this" praise.

But y'know, I love my job and those handoffs keep me happy because they challenge me more than the pablum of my daily routine.

Silver Crusade

Niel, I recommend regular progress reports. If the boss can see what you are getting done and what you're not, he may see that he needs to reallocate some resources.

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Celestial Healer wrote:
Niel, I recommend regular progress reports. If the boss can see what you are getting done and what you're not, he may see that he needs to reallocate some resources.

Well said!

+1


Solnes wrote:


What did you name him?

I think it's a toss up between Moorluck and Urizen.

Cage fight to be the namesake?

*places $5 on Moorluck in the 2nd round*


Mikhaila Burnett wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Niel, I recommend regular progress reports. If the boss can see what you are getting done and what you're not, he may see that he needs to reallocate some resources.

Well said!

+1

He he, obviously you have never heard of the Dilbert Principle.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
IT euphemism of the day: apparently "Intermittent performance degradation" is the new way of saying our website keeps crashing.
I bet that whoever came up with that one has a severe recto-cranial inversion.

hey now.


Celestial Healer wrote:
IT euphemism of the day: "Intermittent performance degradation"

Don't they make a pill to take care of that?

Silver Crusade

Emperor7 wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
IT euphemism of the day: "Intermittent performance degradation"
Don't they make a pill to take care of that?

LOL! Well played, sir.


Awright folks, I'm officially outta here. Here's hoping everyone's day is not as wet and rainy as mine, but just as productive.

Scarab Sages

Freehold DM wrote:
Awright folks, I'm officially outta here. Here's hoping everyone's day is not as wet and rainy as mine, but just as productive.

You can send some our way. I think that we're going on around a month and a half with no rain.


Eric Swanson wrote:
Mikhaila Burnett wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Niel, I recommend regular progress reports. If the boss can see what you are getting done and what you're not, he may see that he needs to reallocate some resources.

Well said!

+1

He he, obviously you have never heard of the Dilbert Principle.

I all but live by that code.

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Freehold DM wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Still.....SON OF A b&**& MOTHER f*!%ER G$@&&!N BASTARD s*!% EATING TURD SUCKING f*!%ING G$##!@N BLURAY PIECE OF CRAP f*!%ING f*!%ED UP DISC!!!!!!

My guess? The Blu-Ray authoring company updated the disc DRM to combat piracy, and hosed its compatibility with certain models/firmware of BR players.

It's happened at least three times that I know of with a certain company's DVDs that rendered them unplayable with the same company's very own DVD players (and others' players too).

I too am enraged that the motherland is forcing me to get a blu-ray machine in order to enjoy the most recent true Gundam series. I'm not enamored of the new format.

Buy a PS3. That way you can use their Wii-ripoff...I mean Playstation Move as well as the blu-ray player.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
The baby was born this morning at 7:43 CDT. both him and my wife are doing well even though he was only at 35 weeks.
Very good. Name him, "Stein."

Man, I really hope Justin saw this before he signed any official forms.

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At home painting the new trees. My wilderness 3d terrain is coming along nicely in a few short weeks it'll be almost exactly what I need. So long wilderness flip mats.


Emperor7 wrote:
Solnes wrote:


What did you name him?

I think it's a toss up between Moorluck and Urizen.

Cage fight to be the namesake?

*places $5 on Moorluck in the 2nd round*

*places $15 on Moorluck in the third round by knockout


Justin Franklin wrote:
The baby was born this morning at 7:43 CDT. both him and my wife are doing well even though he was only at 35 weeks.

CONGRATS!

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Very good. Name him, "Stein."

{shakes fist at Dr. Leafy for years of torment inflicted on poor child} Are you trying to cause the poor kid to grow up to be a supervillian?!


niel wrote:
..."We can trust you to get it done, So I'm assigning it to you."...

Argh. You have my sympathies.

Celestial Healer wrote:
Niel, I recommend regular progress reports. If the boss can see what you are getting done and what you're not, he may see that he needs to reallocate some resources.

{shakes fist at sensible advice}

Emperor7 wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
IT euphemism of the day: "Intermittent performance degradation"
Don't they make a pill to take care of that?

{imagines poor IT dude/dudette fishing out pile of pills from rack servers}

RPG Superstar 2012

Paris Crenshaw wrote:

So...on a slightly less b*!@$y note...I've been reading the Planet Stories "Before They Were Giants" anthology. It's pretty interesting, both for the fiction and for the perspective offered by the authors. James Sutter did a good job with this one.

Is it totally egotistical to say that I think some of my work is on par with these great authors' first published works? ;)

EDIT: I meant "slightly less b*!@$y" than MY previous posts. Should have taken greater care to avoid looking like I was talking about others' posts. :/

I wish people would stop b+#~@ing about my b%&&%y posts.

Edit: Oh...

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Justin Franklin wrote:
Sunny Godhead wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Wife's water broke, so we are at the hospital.

Boy or girl?

I bless the mother and child for a healthy delivery and a healthy drive home.

A boy and he appears to be trouble already.

Congratulations, Justin!

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Celestial Healer wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Glad to hear it, CH. Soak up all that NYness before you head out west.
Perhaps perhaps. We're actually contemplating a downstate move as an alternative. There is a job opening that would be perfect for my partner in Westchester county, and I like the grad school choices that would be there. Things are so up-in-the-air right now...

At least the X-Men have moved out, so Westchester should be safe.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Celestial Healer wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Yay had my first crazy person yell at my research proposal online today. Now I feel accomplished.

Edit: I should say my new amended research proposal. The old one got yelled at but for other reasons. This new one gets yelled at for no reason at all.

Why do crazy people yell at your research?

He does research at Hobo U?

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Solnes wrote:

Congrats Justin. Welcome to your own special of Hell, called parenthood. :P

J/k, seriously I am so happy for you guys and thrilled that mom and baby are doing fine.
What did you name him?

Heh. I was wondering the same thing...

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Ashe Ravenheart wrote:

Okay FAWLTies... I had two good interviews today. Keep your fingers crossed, say a prayer, slaughter a virgin pig (for Urizen's bacon), but just send a shout to the 'verse to get Ashe home before Christmas. Because a Happy Ashe means a Happy World.

An unhappy Ashe means I post those pics I found. You know who you are and what you did. ;)

GOOD LUCK!!!!

RPG Superstar 2012

Badger mini-rampage, er, blitz complete!


Amby: Whole lotta shakin' goin' on!


Greek has a lot of great words. Paraprosdokian is one of them.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Greek has a lot of great words. Paraprosdokian is one of them.

Paraprosdokian and The Schwa should be villains of The Tick.

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taig wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Yay had my first crazy person yell at my research proposal online today. Now I feel accomplished.

Edit: I should say my new amended research proposal. The old one got yelled at but for other reasons. This new one gets yelled at for no reason at all.

Why do crazy people yell at your research?
He does research at Hobo U?

Nah basically my research got amended slightly on the advice of my supervisor. Basically the University of Montreal found a genetic defect that causes schizophrenia. The defect causes and underdevelopment of key nerves in the brain and hence leads to a dissociative disorder. The researchers were lead to believe that such a defect may also cause autism. Hence my research is going to a collaborative effort with these researchers in finding (hopefully) a genetic link to autism. The problem is "IF" a genetic link is found it will lead to us being able to diagnose a child prenatally with autism through amniocentesis. The thought is this will lead to higher abortion rates, even though I told people that this isn't the goal. The goal is to find ways of developing specialized treatments for these children that will improve the quality of life. But some people refuse to believe what a researcher says, they cling onto an idea no matter how false it is.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Greek has a lot of great words. Paraprosdokian is one of them.
Paraprosdokian and The Schwa should be villains of The Tick.

Paraprosdokian would have one of those crazy Greek mustaches and wear shoes with those puff balls on the toes.

RPG Superstar 2012

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
taig wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Yay had my first crazy person yell at my research proposal online today. Now I feel accomplished.

Edit: I should say my new amended research proposal. The old one got yelled at but for other reasons. This new one gets yelled at for no reason at all.

Why do crazy people yell at your research?
He does research at Hobo U?
Nah basically my research got amended slightly on the advice of my supervisor. Basically the University of Montreal found a genetic defect that causes schizophrenia. The defect causes and underdevelopment of key nerves in the brain and hence leads to a dissociative disorder. The researchers were lead to believe that such a defect may also cause autism. Hence my research is going to a collaborative effort with these researchers in finding (hopefully) a genetic link to autism. The problem is "IF" a genetic link is found it will lead to us being able to diagnose a child prenatally with autism through amniocentesis. The thought is this will lead to higher abortion rates, even though I told people that this isn't the goal. The goal is to find ways of developing specialized treatments for these children that will improve the quality of life. But some people refuse to believe what a researcher says, they cling onto an idea no matter how false it is.

Good luck with your research proposal. Sorry to hear about the random contentiousness.

RPG Superstar 2012

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Greek has a lot of great words. Paraprosdokian is one of them.
Paraprosdokian and The Schwa should be villains of The Tick.
Paraprosdokian would have one of those crazy Greek mustaches and wear shoes with those puff balls on the toes.

The Schwa would always be wearing fencing gear.


Suddenly, I now understand the reason for all the Magander-madness; apparently the Cult of Bay has infiltrated Paizonia. {solemnly} Many Bothans died to bring us this information.

{assumes Kirk in ST:WoK pose} BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

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Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
At home painting the new trees. My wilderness 3d terrain is coming along nicely in a few short weeks it'll be almost exactly what I need. So long wilderness flip mats.

Just finished painting the leaves, man it's going to be a real b%*&! to glue all of them on there, but it'll be worth it in the end.


Jeremy: Just like Niggle!

Amby: the shaking has caused some major mixing!

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

OK, then...

I have a job interview Thursday afternoon. Not that I dislike my current job, but this one has the potential for a "permanent" position.


taig wrote:

OK, then...

I have a job interview Thursday afternoon. Not that I dislike my current job, but this one has the potential for a "permanent" position.

w00t! Break a (bear's) leg!


taig wrote:

OK, then...

I have a job interview Thursday afternoon. Not that I dislike my current job, but this one has the potential for a "permanent" position.

Good luck! Don't forget to keep your rabid nature under control. There is nothign worse than a badger that foams at the mouth.

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Sharoth wrote:
taig wrote:

OK, then...

I have a job interview Thursday afternoon. Not that I dislike my current job, but this one has the potential for a "permanent" position.

Good luck! Don't forget to keep your rabid nature under control. There is nothign worse than a badger that foams at the mouth.

Hey Sharoth i took a picture of my hoard of minis and I thought of you. :P And how you'll never get your grimy greedy paws on them HA!!!!

Liberty's Edge

taig wrote:

OK, then...

I have a job interview Thursday afternoon. Not that I dislike my current job, but this one has the potential for a "permanent" position.

Good luck!

EDIT: Now I can do my naked dance of luck!

<cues music>

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