If it makes you feel any better, he's not funny either.
It does.
Above meh is teh sign of a true genus. After I become mayor of Darwin, I will elevate him to Emperor of San Diego. Then he can unleash bombs and go back to Motown. I hear they have all sorts o' mayorital curruptin' and he'd be the rite mare for tah jab.
I'm a muthaf#@ker who pulls no punches. I outpunk the biatches on the public transit buses. Googidity Blearghity Smackshibbly Poo. All that and sex wit yer mammeh too.
My administration heartily endorses the bearded man from down under, may his rule be epic and death come swiftly to his enemies.
Da links in mah profiler here. I'm a great interviewee. I'm ah poet and my left hooks'a showin' it.
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What I would like to know ... are you the pot or the kettle? And do I have to teach you a lesson, too? I will not be out-Mensa'ed! Or out-drunken, either!to become the next mayor of Darwin, NT, Australia. My greatest qualification is that I have an epic beard! What else is necessary? Don't delay, ya koala shaggers! Get of the loo and plug my candidacy! Don't make me have to school you like I did that punk on the bus.Now you are just being annoying...:P
I Ran for Mayor in Darwin NT...got 5% of votes running on Human Rights and better accountability and someone beat my dog during the election with a club to explain how little they were interested in Human rights or accountability. House got shot at by someone with a police issue firarm (likely a corrupt cop who felt I wasnt being discouraged enough).
And before you go off on a tangent: Yes I do know what a police issue fire arm sounds like. I was taught how to use many different weapons. I can put a bullet through an eye at half a mile.
if you want to run for Mayor in Darwin - be prepared to shoot to kill corrupt government officials in defence of your loved ones.
He also got his fingers chopped off trying to catch Emil Minty's boomerang.
I'll give you $5 to shine my f*$+ing shoes.
I Ran for Mayor in Darwin NT...got 5% of votes running on Human Rights and better accountability and someone beat my dog during the election with a club to explain how little they were interested in Human rights or accountability. House got shot at by someone with a police issue firarm (likely a corrupt cop who felt I wasnt being discouraged enough).
And before you go off on a tangent: Yes I do know what a police issue fire arm sounds like. I was taught how to use many different weapons. I can put a bullet through an eye at half a mile.
if you want to run for Mayor in Darwin - be prepared to shoot to kill corrupt government officials in defence of your loved ones.
I reject all of youse authorities. You see these? <points to left bicep. points to right bicep> The only guns I evah need! Mah service in 'nam bred me to be an H-K. If Bush '41 wasn't a yeller belly, I'd pwn'ed Saddam back in the early '90's and the ca-ca wouldn't be hittin' the fan. But no-one listens to me. So what else is there to do? Tame Darwin. Sumsabiatches can evolve like the dodos, I say! Heh.
Youse just take yer dingos down into ya mammeh's basement; I got it all covered. I'll be all Mel Gibson up in theirs faces.
Bella Sara Charter Superscriber
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Okay, after a lot of soul searching, I've decided that the pro mother-f!@+ing, pro-Saddam beating (does this extend to his corpse?), generally bad assed agenda of this unkempt bearded man outweighs the fact that he has a three inch long booger crusted into his hideous facial hair.
I see our 2012 presidential frontrunner in the making.
Edit: Oh wait, that's not my soul. It's a dead cockroach. Oh well, not worth the effort of searching again.
Okay, after a lot of soul searching, I've decided that the pro mother-f~*&ing, pro-Saddam beating (does this extend to his corpse?), generally bad assed agenda of this unkempt bearded man outweighs the fact that he has a three inch long booger crusted into his hideous facial hair.
I see our 2012 presidential frontrunner in the making.
Lets get working on changing that constitution! I've got sissors and white out in my office.
I'll be all Mel Gibson up in theirs faces.
Mad Max Mel Gibson, or What Women Want Mel Gibson?
EPIC BEARD GIBSON!I'll be all Mel Gibson up in theirs faces.Mad Max Mel Gibson, or What Women Want Mel Gibson?
For someone who hates Jews, he looks an awful lot like one.
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For someone who hates Jews, he looks an awful lot like one.EPIC BEARD GIBSON!I'll be all Mel Gibson up in theirs faces.Mad Max Mel Gibson, or What Women Want Mel Gibson?
I like the skunky patch in the middle. It has to be from his muskiness.
EPIC BEARD GIBSON!I'll be all Mel Gibson up in theirs faces.Mad Max Mel Gibson, or What Women Want Mel Gibson?
I like you, birdeh. Smarter than teh dodo. When I become mayer, I may just give away a province to yer kind.
Now it'sa time for some tusslin' some dissentahs. Gonna lay down some punk smack on them like I shoulda done back in '92.
But first, a case of Fosters.
<GUZZLES>
Gonna lay down some punk smack on them like I shoulda done back in '92.
Is that prison talk for, "I'm ready for my close up, Mr. Deville."?
Gonna lay down some punk smack on them like I shoulda done back in '92.Is that prison talk for, "I'm ready for my close up, Mr. Deville."?
Deville? Isn't that a Caddylack? I take teh bus.
Southern fried Gibson?Thats scary.
What the hell.
Change!!!
How you like me now, merkin face?
Can you get me a date with Emilie de Ravin? And arrange a concert by Men At Work?
Emile de Ravin is hot. She was awesome as Capeiora (sp?) on the Beastmaster.
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I Ran for Mayor in Darwin NT...got 5% of votes running on Human Rights and better accountability and someone beat my dog during the election with a club to explain how little they were interested in Human rights or accountability. House got shot at by someone with a police issue firarm (likely a corrupt cop who felt I wasnt being discouraged enough).
And before you go off on a tangent: Yes I do know what a police issue fire arm sounds like. I was taught how to use many different weapons. I can put a bullet through an eye at half a mile.
if you want to run for Mayor in Darwin - be prepared to shoot to kill corrupt government officials in defence of your loved ones.
I reject all of youse authorities. You see these? <points to left bicep. points to right bicep> The only guns I evah need! Mah service in 'nam bred me to be an H-K. If Bush '41 wasn't a yeller belly, I'd pwn'ed Saddam back in the early '90's and the ca-ca wouldn't be hittin' the fan. But no-one listens to me. So what else is there to do? Tame Darwin. Sumsabiatches can evolve like the dodos, I say! Heh.
Youse just take yer dingos down into ya mammeh's basement; I got it all covered. I'll be all Mel Gibson up in theirs faces.
Thats what I like...personal attacks on Sean Robert Meaney.
I have beard.
I ran for Mayor in Darwin Australia.
I have ethics.
I believe in Human Rights.
Is this an attack on me? Apparently It is meant to be.
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If you think so 'dingo (and it does somewhat look that way) flag it and move on ...
Thats what I like...personal attacks on Sean Robert Meaney.I have beard.
I ran for Mayor in Darwin Australia.
I have ethics.
I believe in Human Rights.Is this an attack on me? Apparently It is meant to be.
"...I like the attention." Wraps steak around neck.
"Here doggy! Thuwiit!"
He can't get butthurt.
Not with all the crap he talks.
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He can't get butthurt.
Not with all the crap he talks.
What crap would that be I wonders?...wonders if Leprechaun has a pot o'gold.
"Psst! want some Brandy? I make my own."Thats annoying: I cant for the life of me find any Web Page Links about me...I have a way better beard than Beardy Man or Charles Darwin.
What crap would that be I wonders?
*whistles*
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What crap would that be I wonders?
*whistles*
There are some there I didn even post in...How does that work?
I removed a post that was seriously off-color. (And replies to it.) Don't do that.
Thats what I like...personal attacks on Sean Robert Meaney.
I have beard.
I ran for Mayor in Darwin Australia.
I have ethics.
I believe in Human Rights.Is this an attack on me? Apparently It is meant to be.
I take it yer not familiar with meh? Right here. My memes are grandiose! Did you see how ah took down that punk on the bus? EPIC! Like mah beard!
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot....this is funny shit! :D
I removed a post that was seriously off-color. (And replies to it.) Don't do that.
Damn, why do I miss all the good stuff? Your too quick. ;)
Thats whut she said! *burp*
Where do you stand on the issues?
Bah, who am I kidding. It's Australia. The only issue is why is the beer gone.
*hic*
Well Ah kin tell ya not only who ishood a farearm by it's sound, but whare it 'uz made, whare it 'uz shipped from, and whut culer eyez the guy holdin' it 'az.
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There are some there I didn even post in...How does that work?
What crap would that be I wonders?
*whistles*
Must be another conspiracy orchestrated by the world wide goverments to discredit you! They hacked your Paizo account, and as we speak are sending trained ninja koalas to murder you! Run 'dingo RUN!
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Must be another conspiracy orchestrated by the world wide goverments to discredit you! They hacked your Paizo account, and as we speak are sending trained ninja koalas to murder you! Run 'dingo RUN!There are some there I didn even post in...How does that work?
What crap would that be I wonders?
*whistles*
This is only because Dingo's eat babies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Must be another conspiracy orchestrated by the world wide goverments to discredit you! They hacked your Paizo account, and as we speak are sending trained ninja koalas to murder you! Run 'dingo RUN!There are some there I didn even post in...How does that work?
What crap would that be I wonders?
*whistles*
I'd appreciate it if you didnt picture me nakid...
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I'd appreciate it if you didn't picture me nakid...Must be another conspiracy orchestrated by the world wide governments to discredit you! They hacked your Paizo account, and as we speak are sending trained ninja koalas to murder you! Run 'dingo RUN!There are some there I didn even post in...How does that work?
What crap would that be I wonders?
*whistles*
as would we all.
as would we all.I'd appreciate it if you didn't picture me nakid...Must be another conspiracy orchestrated by the world wide governments to discredit you! They hacked your Paizo account, and as we speak are sending trained ninja koalas to murder you! Run 'dingo RUN!There are some there I didn even post in...How does that work?
What crap would that be I wonders?
*whistles*
Too late...
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...ACK! My Pineal Gland!
WHAT?!?! THAT SAUSAGE IS UNFIT FOR MAH PIZZA! THAT'S THE WURST BRAUT EVAH! WHERE'S MAH PBR!?! DAMN ABORIGINALS! GUNNA HAVE TAH GET MAH GUNS AND LIT UP TEH SCENERAY!
WHAT?!?! THAT SAUSAGE IS UNFIT FOR MAH PIZZA! THAT'S THE WURST BRAUT EVAH! WHERE'S MAH PBR!?! DAMN ABORIGINALS! GUNNA HAVE TAH GET MAH GUNS AND LIT UP TEH SCENERAY!
He's always like this when he doesn't get his dose of vegemite.
*spoon feeds EBM*
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WHAT?!?! THAT SAUSAGE IS UNFIT FOR MAH PIZZA! THAT'S THE WURST BRAUT EVAH! WHERE'S MAH PBR!?! DAMN ABORIGINALS! GUNNA HAVE TAH GET MAH GUNS AND LIT UP TEH SCENERAY!He's always like this when he doesn't get his dose of Vegemite.
*spoon feeds EBM*
Now you have that darn song stuck in my head.....Thank you!!!!