I can't tell if you're being serious or what, but if someone thinks you're an idiot teabagger, referring to "Jenine Garofallatio" may not change their mind - and isn't much different than what you're accusing the intelleck-chewls of....
I have pressure in my big limbic system, so there you go.
It can't be helped.It's beyong my control.
I dunno man, but when I think of her, fellatio is the last thing on my mind... :)
although it would stop her from talking for awhile, so I suppose it wouldn't be all bad :)
Nah, I wasn't trying to come off as a snob. I don't feel like I'm better than anyone else. I was just trying to make a point how elitist snobs look down on people like me just because I don't agree with them on certain issues. However, I do enjoy beating them at something they hold so dear.:) Perhaps I could have written it a little clearer. :)
Good job! Way to not be a conservative snob! (sorry, but I can't resist giving you crap about the way you said this)I understand where you're coming from, but snob is snob, it doesn't matter if it's an intellectual saying I'm better than you, or someone with a 3.88 GPA who just won a game of chess. Of course, the guy who said that to you...
Nah, it was fine - you just left yourself open for me to give you a hard time :)
Back on topic a little bit - I don't understand why people wouldn't want to meet someone whose political views they disagree with.
Sure, the urge to punch them may be strong, but I would really want the opportunity to see how sincere they were in their beliefs, if at all, without the bias of a media filter.
Cape Cod is lovely in the winter. Empty beaches glistening at night with phosphor, no tourists, less traffic getting there.
QUIET YOU FOOL!
We only get about 5 months of peace around here ...
I'm sure this summer we will host one of the 'Jersey Shore' knockoff clone series too. <shudder>
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lol. I know. Aren't I horrible? s'true story though.A few months into shooting Welcome Back Kotter Ron Palillo realized from where he'd taken his signature Horseshack laugh... the one he suddenly summoned from nowhere during the audition. Sadly, it was his own father trying desperately to breath while dying from Emphysema.:/ wow that kills that joke.
Bad Wolf...........wait a minute didn't I hear that somewhere before?
Tiamat the five people I don't want to meet.1. The antichrist
2. All drug dealers
3. My stalker(s)
4. All smelly people
5. Tiamat
Ha!
:D and here I thought you liked me. You really really liked me.
3. My stalker(s)
Yes I do. In fact, how does that one song go...
I dunno man, but when I think of her, fellatio is the last thing on my mind... :)
although it would stop her from talking for awhile, so I suppose it wouldn't be all bad :)
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Bad Wolf...........wait a minute didn't I hear that somewhere before?lol. I know. Aren't I horrible? s'true story though.A few months into shooting Welcome Back Kotter Ron Palillo realized from where he'd taken his signature Horseshack laugh... the one he suddenly summoned from nowhere during the audition. Sadly, it was his own father trying desperately to breath while dying from Emphysema.:/ wow that kills that joke.
All i got to say is BLAIDD DRWG!!!
*if you get the reference you get a cookie*.
1. Jessica Simpson
2. Paris Hilton
3. Carrot top (dude just scares me)
4. Megan Fox
5. Dick* Cheney (dude *really* scares me)
With the exception of Dick, there is no one "political" on my list because I honestly curious about some of them, especially in the sincerety departmnet. For example, I'm pretty sure Rush Limbaugh says a good part of what he does just to stir up controversy and keep his ratings high; I doubt he actually believes some of it. So on some level I'd like to meet him and see.
*Most...appropriate...name...EVER.
Cape Cod is lovely in the winter. Empty beaches glistening at night with phosphor, no tourists, less traffic getting there.QUIET YOU FOOL!
We only get about 5 months of peace around here ...
I'm sure this summer we will host one of the 'Jersey Shore' knockoff clone series too. <shudder>
When my mother lived in Provincetown (which during the warmer months gets inundated with tourists) she called them tourons. (tourist + moron)
Her point was proven repeatedly as I saw these people walk right out into traffic without looking, attempt to park in places one just doesn't park, and worse.
When my mother lived in Provincetown (which during the warmer months gets inundated with tourists) she called them tourons. (tourist + moron)
Her point was proven repeatedly as I saw these people walk right out into traffic without looking, attempt to park in places one just doesn't park, and worse.
Oh yah, it's a seasonal cross to bear. Tourists figure that since they are on vacation that the rules of common decency fly right out the window, along with their McDonald's wrappers...
I once asked one particularly obnoxious person that was cutting up in public: 'How would you like it if I came to YOUR town and acted like a total a%*!@#!?' It didn't really sink in, but you gotta do what you can.
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It's a reference to Christopher Ecclestone's Doctor Who series.
Bad Wolf...........wait a minute didn't I hear that somewhere before?All i got to say is BLAIDD DRWG!!!
*if you get the reference you get a cookie*.
and yet at the same time my post just vanished. Thank you for saving and expanding upon it Jeremy.
1. Jessica Simpson
2. Paris Hilton
3. Carrot top (dude just scares me)
4. Megan Fox
5. Dick* Cheney (dude *really* scares me)With the exception of Dick, there is no one "political" on my list because I honestly curious about some of them, especially in the sincerety departmnet. For example, I'm pretty sure Rush Limbaugh says a good part of what he does just to stir up controversy and keep his ratings high; I doubt he actually believes some of it. So on some level I'd like to meet him and see.
*Most...appropriate...name...EVER.
My deathsquads are on their way.
in no order:
1.John Mayer (he just exudes this heavy aura of douchiness)
2.Perez Hilton(need I say anything?)
3.Amy Winehouse
4.Heathansson
5.Simon Cowell/Gordon Ramsay(that'd get violent REALLY quickly)
John Mayer (he just exudes this heavy aura of douchiness)
He does, doesn't he? Which sucks, because I like a lot of his music.
Anyone 13-15 years of age.
Bruce Campbell. You know, the whole you should never meet your heroes thing.
Bruce Campbell. You know, the whole you should never meet your heroes thing.
You had a bad experience meeting The Chin?
You had a bad experience meeting The Chin?Bruce Campbell. You know, the whole you should never meet your heroes thing.
Never met him, and I don't want to. With as high as the opinion I have of him is, it can only go down if we meet.
Anyone from the IRS
Anyone from the FBI
Anyone From ConAgra
Anyone from Fauxnews channel
Anyone from Bush jr's administration.
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So as an aside. Apparently theres a petition out there to add Rev. Fred Phelps to the "Do not fly" list. I signed it for s%%*s and giggles, I honestly don't think Phelps and his bigots would really hijack a plane I just rather hi stravel be limited.Where's this petition? I want to sign it.
It is found here .
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1) The guy who invented the VirusRemover2009 Virus, 'cause I'd spend the next couple of years in prison for assault and battery (although I'd probably also be hailed for various internet-based awards not worth the electrons they are printed on).
2) Rob Liefield, because I'd ruin my New Mutants collection by beating him over the head with them.
3) The dude who came up with the ideas within Urutsukodoji (Sp?) the 'Legend of the Overfiend.' Yikes. 'Dear writer, please go out and get laid, because your sexual fantasies are messed-up.'
4) The dude who came up with the Saw and Hostel movies. For the same reason as 3, pretty much.
5) Reverend Moon, self-proclaimed second coming of Christ, and crowned Emperor of the World by the US Congress as a reward for all of his contributions to various Senators campaign funds. Yeah.
Anyone from the IRS
Anyone from the FBI
Anyone From ConAgra
Anyone from Fauxnews channel
Anyone from Bush jr's administration.
How about someone who use to work at NSA? Are we good? What if we worked at NSA during Bush's administration?
3) The dude who came up with the ideas within Urutsukodoji (Sp?) the 'Legend of the Overfiend.' Yikes. 'Dear writer, please go out and get laid, because your sexual fantasies are messed-up.'
*sniff* Does this mean we can't be friends anymore?
How about someone who use to work at NSA? Are we good? What if we worked at NSA during Bush's administration?Anyone from the IRS
Anyone from the FBI
Anyone From ConAgra
Anyone from Fauxnews channel
Anyone from Bush jr's administration.
NSA, FBI, CIA, MIB, don't want to any of them.
The bad part is I would never know if I met one of them anyway.
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It is found here .So as an aside. Apparently theres a petition out there to add Rev. Fred Phelps to the "Do not fly" list. I signed it for s%%*s and giggles, I honestly don't think Phelps and his bigots would really hijack a plane I just rather hi stravel be limited.Where's this petition? I want to sign it.
He's already banned from the UK, which tickles my funnybone.
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You know, depending on the type of meeting I can't really think of anyone I don't want to meet.
However I can make a list based on types of meetings
1) any political pundit on TV (I would not mind meeting them for a quiet conversation when the cameras/microphones aren't there and discover if they really are as awful as they come across on TV)
2) any celebutant on a date
3) religious extremists (okay, so I never really want to meet religious extremists ever, but I limit extremism to we have to kill for our beliefs, not just we have to incessantly shove our beliefs in others faces)
Really that's it. I guess I'm just to curious to say, I never want to meet someone.
1: The creative team behind X3 (because I don't think we could rule it justifiable homicide)
2: Chris Angel
3: Dog the Bounty Hunter
4: The cast of any of MTVs or VH1s reality shows
5: Courtney Love
1: The creative team behind X3 (because I don't think we could rule it justifiable homicide)
2: Chris Angel
3: Dog the Bounty Hunter
4: The cast of any of MTVs or VH1s reality shows
5: Courtney Love
That's a list I can get behind, though a friend of mine was on VH1's Flavor of Love. Darra Like Dat Boyd. She's a stand-up comedian now. She used to run up to me in high school and tell me that her dreams always came true and she dreamt of me winding up in jail. I mean, for an afternoon, sure, but it wound up being like that scene where Bob Wiley is sent to the sanitarium for observation. I walked out waving and laughing and the cops themselves confided good strategies for beating my charge. Good times.
Daren from Klank and Circle of Dust told us a terrible story about what Criss Angel did to CoD founder Scott/Klayton. It was a screw your old friend for meager profit event that just didn't have to happen, and speaks volumes about his cancerous character.
What would happen if Courtney Love mated with Dog? Half-orc?
Hmm... I would shag Sarah Palin.
please dont hate me.
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He's already banned from the UK, which tickles my funnybone.It is found here .So as an aside. Apparently theres a petition out there to add Rev. Fred Phelps to the "Do not fly" list. I signed it for s%%*s and giggles, I honestly don't think Phelps and his bigots would really hijack a plane I just rather hi stravel be limited.Where's this petition? I want to sign it.
And thats why I'm moving there in just under a year.
Hmm... I would shag Sarah Palin.
please dont hate me.
I don't hate you. I hate your wiener.
I don't know what that means, but it was fun to write.
Hmm... I would shag Sarah Palin.
please dont hate me.I don't hate you. I hate your wiener.
I don't know what that means, but it was fun to write.
lol.
What would happen if Courtney Love mated with Dog? Half-orc?
I don't know but I think it'd have to be a type of Abberation... Like a Gibbering Mouther with a mullet....
What would happen if Courtney Love mated with Dog? Half-orc?I don't know but I think it'd have to be a type of Abberation... Like a Gibbering Mouther with a mullet....
Somebody PLEASE draw that!
LOL!!!!
One of the mouths (at least, but not all) has to have smeared lipstick.
Half if it will be dayglo-orange spray tan, and the other a pasty almost transparent white.
Special attack will be a keening sound almost like talking but less intelligable that has an intelligence drain by all who can see and hear the beast.
To just see it OR hear it causes confusion: Not quite certain what is going on, but knowing something has severly gone wrong with the world.
You.
Your significant other(s).
Your parent(s).
Your sibling(s).
Your spawn.
You.
Your significant other(s).
Your parent(s).
Your sibling(s).
Your spawn.
That hurts... I thought we were friends... I even made you this T-shirt. Sad Pandas :(