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Scarab Sages

TotP shambling?


taig wrote:

Oh, yeah, I forgot:

Welcome to the soon-to-be-moving-to-a-new-thread thread, Ogre and Daughter of DDHPhD!

Ty Taig.^^


Aberzombie wrote:
TotP shambling?

you shambled. you also got a TotP. So now you must shamble through the thread naked.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
He kind of looks like Mairkurion...

WHAT

the
HELL???

Good night, everybody!

Oof, then I would have some questions about why he's married to my stepmom.

Scarab Sages

I think this thread does not have much longer. When I posted TotP just now, it was immmediately followed by my next post (for me at least). Now, all of a sudden, there's another post between the two.

Scarab Sages

Damn those squirrels! The little bastards keep digging in my garden. I might have to shoot some of them.


Aberzombie wrote:
Damn those squirrels! The little bastards keep digging in my garden. I might have to shoot some of them.

I used to set my dogs on those critters, but my wife got worried they might run off. Now I coat my birdseed in capsacin powder. It's hilarious watching them writhe like a Yankee after some five-alarm habanero chili! LOL

Scarab Sages

Patrick Curtin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Damn those squirrels! The little bastards keep digging in my garden. I might have to shoot some of them.
I used to set my dogs on those critters, but my wife got worried they might run off. Now I coat my birdseed in capsacin powder. It's hilarious watching them writhe like a Yankee after some five-alarm habanero chili! LOL

Does that work on ground hogs as well? I've got one of those little critters living somewhere in my backyard area. Hell, the other day, the brazen little furball was walking down the sidewalk in front of the house, in broad daylight.


Yeah the time warp is acting up. My flux capacitor is reporting an incoming 4th of July report from Ogre ....

Shadow Lodge

Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning, all. What did I miss?
Well, the grand Fourth of July celebration was enjoyed by all, despite the disruptions caused by a surley and whiny LT. Meanwhile, Sarah was terrified of her upcoming dentist visit, not knowing if the doctor would show up in clown makeup like last time. And across town, Kirk and Derek were fighting for their lives against....No, wait! That's my soap opera.

Dentist + Clown == All my childhood fears wrapped in one

Gaaaaaaaaaahhh Run!


Aberzombie wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Damn those squirrels! The little bastards keep digging in my garden. I might have to shoot some of them.
I used to set my dogs on those critters, but my wife got worried they might run off. Now I coat my birdseed in capsacin powder. It's hilarious watching them writhe like a Yankee after some five-alarm habanero chili! LOL
Does that work on ground hogs as well? I've got one of those little critters living somewhere in my backyard area. Hell, the other day, the brazen little furball was walking down the sidewalk in front of the house, in broad daylight.

Yeah, capcasin affects only mammals. So just be careful handling it yourself. I am looking into a gun soon if I can't get these little varmints under control. I got a gopher somewhere right next to my house. I think he's under my woodpile. Rocks aint getting the job done, I'm no hobbit when it comes to tossing stones at varmints.


GAHHHH!

Scarab Sages

0gre wrote:

Dentist + Clown == All my childhood fears wrapped in one

Clowns I don't mind. Dentists, on the other hand, I despise. I'm convinced my childhood dentist learned his craft during the Inquisition, and had been keeping himself alive by sucking the life-force out of healthy young teeth for centuires. When he finally died, they said it was a heart attack, but I think someone just go to him with a wooden stake.


burrows deep into the thread


0gre wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning, all. What did I miss?
Well, the grand Fourth of July celebration was enjoyed by all, despite the disruptions caused by a surley and whiny LT. Meanwhile, Sarah was terrified of her upcoming dentist visit, not knowing if the doctor would show up in clown makeup like last time. And across town, Kirk and Derek were fighting for their lives against....No, wait! That's my soap opera.

Dentist + Clown == All my childhood fears wrapped in one

Gaaaaaaaaaahhh Run!

You rang?


I'm coming soon to a new FAWTL thread near you


To answer some other queries in this thread...

Wayfinder will be Grossed out.
Leafy Dude's daughter, I'd love to see your artwork in Wayfinder.

*offers a strawberry tart to the thread*


throws a dead rabbit at the dentist


Attack of the alts! GAH!


reanimates the hare


I agree, future conditionally AZ. Rabbit stew tastes like ... REVENGE!

Scarab Sages

Mmmmm.....rabbit stew.

Dark Archive

Ok you asked for it my nerd collection The pics just started to be sent to me today I hope to get the rest soon.


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Ok you asked for it my nerd collection The pics just started to be sent to me today I hope to get the rest soon.

fixed.

The Exchange

Lilith wrote:

To answer some other queries in this thread...

Wayfinder will be Grossed out.
Leafy Dude's daughter, I'd love to see your artwork in Wayfinder.

*offers a strawberry tart to the thread*

Grossed out??

Yummy Tarts :)


What about watery tarts?

Liberty's Edge

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Ok you asked for it my nerd collection The pics just started to be sent to me today I hope to get the rest soon.

Yours are cleaner than mine. Most of my dragons have just sat on my shelf for months and years now, collecting dust. I should give them a bath.

Admission: I typed that and immediately thought "That's what she said."

<hangs head in shame>


Studpuffin wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Ok you asked for it my nerd collection The pics just started to be sent to me today I hope to get the rest soon.

Yours are cleaner than mine. Most of my dragons have just sat on my shelf for months and years now, collecting dust. I should give them a bath.

Admission: I typed that and immediately thought "That's what she said."

<hangs head in shame>

Urizen's influences is rubbing off on you. ;)


Well, time for me to also leave, as AZ will be telling you soon. Time to KILL DA WABBIT KILL DA WABBIT!

*blink*

Scarab Sages

Later folks. Heading to Target and the grocery store. Maybe even Best Buy.

Liberty's Edge

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Ok you asked for it my nerd collection The pics just started to be sent to me today I hope to get the rest soon.

Yours are cleaner than mine. Most of my dragons have just sat on my shelf for months and years now, collecting dust. I should give them a bath.

Admission: I typed that and immediately thought "That's what she said."

<hangs head in shame>

Urizen's influences is rubbing off on you. ;)

Sigh... that's what she said.

*beats head against wall*

The Exchange

Studpuffin wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Ok you asked for it my nerd collection The pics just started to be sent to me today I hope to get the rest soon.

Yours are cleaner than mine. Most of my dragons have just sat on my shelf for months and years now, collecting dust. I should give them a bath.

Admission: I typed that and immediately thought "That's what she said."

<hangs head in shame>

As well you should.

Bad Bird.


Studpuffin wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Ok you asked for it my nerd collection The pics just started to be sent to me today I hope to get the rest soon.

Yours are cleaner than mine. Most of my dragons have just sat on my shelf for months and years now, collecting dust. I should give them a bath.

Admission: I typed that and immediately thought "That's what she said."

<hangs head in shame>

Urizen's influences is rubbing off on you. ;)

Sigh... that's what she said.

*beats head against wall*

Careful you don't give yourself a lobotomy.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Ok you asked for it my nerd collection The pics just started to be sent to me today I hope to get the rest soon.

Yours are cleaner than mine. Most of my dragons have just sat on my shelf for months and years now, collecting dust. I should give them a bath.

Admission: I typed that and immediately thought "That's what she said."

<hangs head in shame>

As well you should.

Bad Bird.

Dirty bird?


gp


shadowing?


Shadowspectre wrote:
shadowing?

guess not.

Shadow Lodge

Aberzombie wrote:
0gre wrote:

Dentist + Clown == All my childhood fears wrapped in one

Clowns I don't mind. Dentists, on the other hand, I despise. I'm convinced my childhood dentist learned his craft during the Inquisition, and had been keeping himself alive by sucking the life-force out of healthy young teeth for centuires. When he finally died, they said it was a heart attack, but I think someone just go to him with a wooden stake.

Well Ok, I don't actually fear clowns but they are disturbing on a few levels. And if someone actually put a clown suit on and drilled teeth that person should be shot.

The Exchange

Clown


Crimson Jester wrote:
Clown

Looks like one of those killer clowns form outer space.

The Exchange

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Clown
Looks like one of those killer clowns form outer space.

could be worse


Aberzombie wrote:
0gre wrote:

Dentist + Clown == All my childhood fears wrapped in one

Clowns I don't mind. Dentists, on the other hand, I despise. I'm convinced my childhood dentist learned his craft during the Inquisition, and had been keeping himself alive by sucking the life-force out of healthy young teeth for centuires. When he finally died, they said it was a heart attack, but I think someone just go to him with a wooden stake.

Never watch "Marathon Man." I had trouble going to the dentist for years after that.

The Exchange

Ok. We'll see how that went, I see I missed Paris and the ever welcome Lilith. I'm gonna do some snooping. You folks have fun.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Clown
Looks like one of those killer clowns form outer space.
could be worse

Heh.


Moorluck wrote:
If Elvis and JFK can't stop the mummy we're all doomed!

Short story or video?


taig wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
If Elvis and JFK can't stop the mummy we're all doomed!
Loved that movie! Ozzie Davis as JFK was a sublime choice.

Yeah, but I didn't feel like they pulled it off in the movie. Went flat somewhere towards the end.

The Exchange

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
If Elvis and JFK can't stop the mummy we're all doomed!
Short story or video?

The movie Buba HoTep. If you, or Sharoth who wanted to know as well, care it is on Netflix. :)

Liberty's Edge Contributor

Moorluck wrote:
Ok. We'll see how that went, I see I missed Paris and the ever welcome Lilith. I'm gonna do some snooping. You folks have fun.

Well, you didn't really miss me. I'm reloading the thread from time to time. It's a form of escapism, really...or denial...or something.

Enjoy your snooping.

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