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Hey all, just lurking and trying to watch tv to stave off isolation madness. It all reminds me of an old Aleut legend "the outside man". The strong winds are constant in the north, and when alone for long periods of time people fall victim to "the outside man". Found dead frozen to death or of exposure hundreds of yards from their tents and shacks. With the ever constant howling of the wind in the north some hear voices on the wind after awhile even a shadow or silhouette of a person outside at night. This can go on for weeks sometimes months, but eventually people go hunting after the other person who comes to torment them every night and die from the cold weather getting lost out in the dark........

Mairkurion {tm} |

Moff Rimmer wrote:Studpuffin wrote:Our car has a bee hive forming in it. We don't know if they made it to the trunk yet or not, but the busted rear tail light has a few combs. Any clue on what we should do?Have you seen this?Those poor bees. And they wrecked the honey.
My dad accidentally bbq'd wrens once when he fired up the gas grill without opening the top first. :(
I wouldn't think little birds would work as BBQ. Little birds go in pies.
So is this a car that you guys don't drive very often?

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Treppa wrote:Moff Rimmer wrote:Studpuffin wrote:Our car has a bee hive forming in it. We don't know if they made it to the trunk yet or not, but the busted rear tail light has a few combs. Any clue on what we should do?Have you seen this?Those poor bees. And they wrecked the honey.
My dad accidentally bbq'd wrens once when he fired up the gas grill without opening the top first. :(
I wouldn't think little birds would work as BBQ. Little birds go in pies.
So is this a car that you guys don't drive very often?
No, it mostly just sits. There are 2 of us, but we own 3.

Treppa |

Treppa wrote:Moff Rimmer wrote:Studpuffin wrote:Our car has a bee hive forming in it. We don't know if they made it to the trunk yet or not, but the busted rear tail light has a few combs. Any clue on what we should do?Have you seen this?Those poor bees. And they wrecked the honey.
My dad accidentally bbq'd wrens once when he fired up the gas grill without opening the top first. :(
I wouldn't think little birds would work as BBQ. Little birds go in pies.
So is this a car that you guys don't drive very often?
Right-o. Just found the keys and haven't recharged the battery yet.

Spanky the Leprechaun |

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:heh heh....two of my little punks taking tae kwon do.
the third one keeps trying to sneak onto the mat.You're having your offspring trained in unarmed combat?
Now I'm scared...
Edit for being a pedantic motherf*%~er.
Irony of ironies.....
that my pedantic(ness) is due to hanging around Radiologists who, for some reason, have to insist on practicing the maximization of the veracity of every single statement to the point where it's habitual or perhaps obsessive compulsive;....eg....it is not enough to read a lung scan and write in the report
"the patient has a pulmonary embolism."
One must write in the report "there is a high probability that the patient has a pulmonary embolism."
As to why this is, well that should be evident from the whole "irony of irony" spiel.

Urizen |

Urizen, Moff - happy to help out (Moff, FB message me and I'll give you email addy). However, don't spurn Taig's offer. After all, he just successfully changed jobs, and in this economy, too. He must be doing something right and is probably up on the more recent fads in resume content, formatting, etc. I did a lot of hiring back in the dayand can tell you what I would look for beyond what you wrote, or what I'd read into what you wrote, but I can't get you much in the way of current fads or buzzwords.
I'm not going to spurn Taig. What Taig is doing right is that ... he's the shizznit! :p
I just want for you to crack through that last one I sent in response to your suggestions then I figure I'll cc: Taig in response.

Urizen |

taig wrote:Aha that explains so much.Crimson Jester wrote:Is it just me or are the puppets out in force lately??It's international sock puppet day!
Who's the puppets? I have been isolating myself to a couple of threads until I have the time to tackle all the stuff I missed over the three day period.

Mairkurion {tm} |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Sounds like a metal festival I should be attending. \m/Well, sleeping in and staying in bed in a reading seem to be helping somewhat with DeathHeadInfection2010!.
It's not pleasant. I keep looking for the right name for it. A black pit of suffering, eating up a whole damn week. Fnck.

taig RPG Superstar 2012 |

Treppa wrote:Urizen, Moff - happy to help out (Moff, FB message me and I'll give you email addy). However, don't spurn Taig's offer. After all, he just successfully changed jobs, and in this economy, too. He must be doing something right and is probably up on the more recent fads in resume content, formatting, etc. I did a lot of hiring back in the dayand can tell you what I would look for beyond what you wrote, or what I'd read into what you wrote, but I can't get you much in the way of current fads or buzzwords.I'm not going to spurn Taig. What Taig is doing right is that ... he's the shizznit! :p
I just want for you to crack through that last one I sent in response to your suggestions then I figure I'll cc: Taig in response.
Hee hee...shizznit...

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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:Did you see the images of my 3 yr old nephew in karate? The one with his bandaged head before I had to take it down?heh heh....two of my little punks taking tae kwon do.
the third one keeps trying to sneak onto the mat.
Um, maybe 3 is too young to take karate. :)

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:It's not pleasant. I keep looking for the right name for it. A black pit of suffering, eating up a whole damn week. Fnck.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Sounds like a metal festival I should be attending. \m/Well, sleeping in and staying in bed in a reading seem to be helping somewhat with DeathHeadInfection2010!.
A Black Pit of Suffering. Sounds like a band I'd listen to. \m/

Urizen |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Um, maybe 3 is too young to take karate. :)Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:Did you see the images of my 3 yr old nephew in karate? The one with his bandaged head before I had to take it down?heh heh....two of my little punks taking tae kwon do.
the third one keeps trying to sneak onto the mat.
They're at the right age to deliver an unsuspecting nut punch, though.

Mairkurion {tm} |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Um, maybe 3 is too young to take karate. :)Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:Did you see the images of my 3 yr old nephew in karate? The one with his bandaged head before I had to take it down?heh heh....two of my little punks taking tae kwon do.
the third one keeps trying to sneak onto the mat.
He is so awesome. He does the positions and says their learning creed. He got a medal in their competition and is now a yellow belt.
He also can sing Folsom Prison Blues. I kid you not.
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Moorluck wrote:If I win the lottery, I will be drunk with power. Or perhaps just drunk. :pWell if we win the lottery jackpot, we'll let you guys know. ;)
That's it for me for now. Moff, TAD, you guys stay cool, catch you later.
You'll finally get to open that children's bukake center you've always talked about.

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taig wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Um, maybe 3 is too young to take karate. :)Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:Did you see the images of my 3 yr old nephew in karate? The one with his bandaged head before I had to take it down?heh heh....two of my little punks taking tae kwon do.
the third one keeps trying to sneak onto the mat.He is so awesome. He does the positions and says their learning creed. He got a medal in their competition and is now a yellow belt.
He also can sing Folsom Prison Blues. I kid you not.
That is verra cool!

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:You'll finally get to open that children's bukake center you've always talked about.Moorluck wrote:If I win the lottery, I will be drunk with power. Or perhaps just drunk. :pWell if we win the lottery jackpot, we'll let you guys know. ;)
That's it for me for now. Moff, TAD, you guys stay cool, catch you later.
Wow! Now that's even five shades of wrong. Even for me! I avoid putting children anywhere near that word.
Have I corrupted you?

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taig wrote:Urizen wrote:You'll finally get to open that children's bukake center you've always talked about.Moorluck wrote:If I win the lottery, I will be drunk with power. Or perhaps just drunk. :pWell if we win the lottery jackpot, we'll let you guys know. ;)
That's it for me for now. Moff, TAD, you guys stay cool, catch you later.
Wow! Now that's even five shades of wrong. Even for me! I avoid putting children anywhere near that word.
Have I corrupted you?
Nah, 3.5 hours of sleep does weird things to my sense of humor.

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taig wrote:Are there any *good* bukkake jokes? :pI have to be up a 5:15 tomorrow morning, so I am going to get some sleep.
Hopefully, no really bad bukake jokes tomorrow.
Nope.
Well, there was this one. A bunch of guys were standing around, dicking off...
Nah, maybe later.
Bukkake at TotP