Like I said, that boy's gone plum loco.
runs into thread.
runs out of thread.
Can't we all just get along?
*opens fire on unsuspecting thread readers*
*runs into thread*
"who whant's beer?"
GREETINGS DENIZENS OF...WHATEVER. I BRING YOU TIDINGS OF GREAT BEER!
<Leaves several kegs of beer in the thread>
Heh. The angel's drinking out of one of those giant German glasses.
Celestial Beerer wrote: GREETINGS DENIZENS OF...WHATEVER. I BRING YOU TIDINGS OF GREAT BEER!
<Leaves several kegs of beer in the thread>
Microbrew or the cheap stuff? Ah well. Doesn't matter. guzzles
Mairkurion {tm} wrote: Heh. The angel's drinking out of one of those giant German glasses. I think it's a beer bong.
Just don't leave Urizen alone with the beer.
who would ever leave Urizen alone with the beer... infact who would leave anyone alone with the beer?!
Actually, your beer is safe with me. I don't drink beer.
Everything else, on the other hand, is fair game.
here, you can have my bottle of 50 year old vodka, i think its still ok
I only take top shelf; no well drinks.
Because you don't want to drink anything old right?
That all depends on what you define as 'old'. Good fermentation versus it sat on the shelf for too long because it's well spittle?
actually it sat on the shelf cause no one remembered it
Oh yeah, forgot the beer thing. I got a bottle of grain alkiehaul around here somewhere.
Mairkurion {tm} wrote: Oh yeah, forgot the beer thing. I got a bottle of grain alkiehaul around here somewhere. Given that my inside plumbing has been rerouted, I'd get from zero to s&&tfaced inside of 6 seconds with that stuff. :P
Urizen wrote: Mairkurion {tm} wrote: Oh yeah, forgot the beer thing. I got a bottle of grain alkiehaul around here somewhere. Given that my inside plumbing has been rerouted, I'd get from zero to s&&tfaced inside of 6 seconds with that stuff. :P um good luck with that
it burns, master...it burns...
Its leaking... someone get a mop
forget that; grab a bucket.
You're gonna need a bigger bucket.
Bring several. It's going to explode.
All your booze, women, and finer things in life now are belong to me and my brother from another mother. Please deify us and grace us with shameless adulation.
That will be all.
lounges around in his smoker's vest smokin' a stogie
*opens door to thread*
Oh, I thought this was the outhouse. Well, it looks and smells like an outhouse. Have some Jack brand air freshener.
*FRAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP!*
Takes a sling shot and fires a cork. Rectum? Nearly killed him.
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
OOOOOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOOOHOOOHOOOHOOO!
that's a kneeslapper.....rectum.....
You guys need to calm down in here. And clean up the miss. Pee-yew.
I farted. I didn't threadcrap. :)
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