JMD031 only wishes for peace within the fishbowl except for those who breathe air. Death to the AIRBREATHERS!!!What about those that don't breath at all?
And by proxy the minions......ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS LORD WRAITHSTRIKE....... of those who don't breathe.
It seems JMD023934, or whatever his name is was confused by my last question.
As a non-air breather I now claim my rightful place as lord of the fishbowl, and all who dwell therein. I am also immune to sticks. Even my minions are immune to sticks.
It seems JMD023934, or whatever his name is was confused by my last question.
As a non-air breather I now claim my rightful place as lord of the fishbowl, and all who dwell therein. I am also immune to sticks. Even my minions are immune to sticks.
As long-time regent, Tom Qadim has dutifully and meticulously reviewed your request for mastery of the fishbowl. Unfortunately, since you are not a "fish" you do not qualify for the position of His Fishyness. Therefore, with all due respect, Tom Qadim must deny your request. Good day!
JMD031 only wishes for peace within the fishbowl except for those who breathe air. Death to the AIRBREATHERS!!!What about those that don't breath at all?
Hmm, JMD031 has no opinion due to the known hatred of his constituents of airbreathers. Polling also shows that it is important for JMD031 to hit things with sticks and insult Tom Qadim...although that last bit has more to do with Mr. Fishy being in Tom Qadim's games than anything else.
Nevertheless, wraithstrike and his minions are welcome to continue visiting the fishbowl as JMD031's guest.
As a side note, JMD031 will graciously give up his power should Mr. Fishy return. Since he has yet to, JMD031 will continue to reign as the fishies have asked him to.
AdAstraGames is intrigued by this co-regency between Tom Qadim and JMD031.
AdAstraGames is hopeful it is temporary. All hail Tier Fishy!
I am the stick..., that bites.
*gets caught on a stick*
Amby Slaad wonders if JMD031 can do a decent Denethor impersonation. Also, Amby Slaad hopes JMD031 gets HBOgo on his palantir, because GoT season 2 is coming.
JMD031 does not get HBOgo :(. But he does get Netflix.
I am the stick..., that bites.
Tom Qadim praises Great White for authoring the fishbowl's t-shirt slogan. Well done! (Well, except for that silly comma!)
*gently nudges Fishstick off the stick he is caught upon*
*gently nudges Fishstick off the stick he is caught upon*
{Wolfie vengefully gnaws on Jeff Dunham's arm}
As long-time regent, Tom Qadim has dutifully and meticulously reviewed your request for mastery of the fishbowl. Unfortunately, since you are not a "fish" you do not qualify for the position of His Fishyness. Therefore, with all due respect, Tom Qadim must deny your request. Good day!It seems JMD023934, or whatever his name is was confused by my last question.
As a non-air breather I now claim my rightful place as lord of the fishbowl, and all who dwell therein. I am also immune to sticks. Even my minions are immune to sticks.
I am still a demilich. Changing into an undead fish is not beyond my powers.
With that loophole cleared I will be holding a press conference at 3pm EST tomorrow to answer any questions.All Hail Team Wraithstrike
JMD031 feels sorry for wraithstrike as he has not realized that he has already lost the election and is therefore wasting everyone's time. This is mainly due to the fact that he fails to adhere to the basic rule of the fishbowl and that is "One does not refer to themself in the first person".
I am still a demilich.
Tom Qadim did not realize Wraithstrike was an enlightened being like himself (just with fewer class levels and hit dice). Tom Qadim concedes there is room for Wraithstrike and its minions in the fishbowl afterall.
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Urizen still awaits the sighting of Mr. Fishy. Urizen is concerned that Mr. Fishy is eating bon-bons with Aroden.
Wraithstrike can bypass any loopholes that come up such as changing into a fish or speaking in the first, second, or third person.
Urizen is catching on. Join Team Wraithstrike.
Tom does not realize that Mr.Fishy is his Aroden...
As you can Wraithstrike is the speaker of truth, and the holder of knowledge
Wolfie eagerly awaits the deific grudgematch between Wraithstrike and Leafar the Lost to determine the WWE Champion.
{sets up stand selling metal folding chairs}
*ROFL*
JMD031 wishes to be the special guest referee.
That's my job.
But JMD031 has a vested interest in the match and that way the outcome can go in his favor.
Tom Qadim wishes he could wrestle. But, alas, no arms.
Wraithstrike can't ever really lose. Winning is Wraithstrike's portfolio. The outcome of any activity Wraithstrike engages in is already predetermined. The only question is how much Team Wraithstrike wants to see the opponent suffer before they are done away with.
Tom Qadim wishes he could wrestle. But, alas, no arms.
Burbles points a flipper at the talky skull's sparkling gemstone teeth
Burbles thinks talky skull has no worries about paltry concerns such as wrasslin'.
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First in Tom's class in PF Society
Got skills, Tom a Champion of D&D
MC WAR that's Tom's favorite MC
Keep your Magic cards
Tom'll just roll crits on D20
Tom's dice never spin to the contrary
None of Tom's rulings are arbitrary
All of Tom's painted minis are cherry
Got SKR chained up in Tom's library
Tom's PBP page is totally pimped out
Tom's a SupaStah! in the Top 4 spaces
Yo Tom knows RAW to a thousand places
Tom'll have Burbles eat your faces
Tom zaps cheaters with Power Word: Mayonnaise
At PaizoCon, Tom's awake for all three days
Once you see Tom's mad GM skillz you're gonna stay amazed,
TPKs comin' so fast players slump in a daze
There's no killer module Tom hasn't run
At roleplaying, Tom's number 1
Do munchkin builds just for fun
Tom ain't been equaled by anyone
"Thriller" is Tom's favorite zombie song
Tom can sure kick Rovagug's butt and King Kong
Tom'll drink all the Mountain Dew you bring on
Tom's fluent in Elvish, Aklo, and Klingon
Here's the part Wolfie sing on:
See Tom... roll another... T-P-K!
Tom know in Tom's heart they think Tom's... lich n' nerdy!
Think Tom just too lich n' nerdy
Think Tom just too lich n' nerdy
Can't you see Tom's lich n' nerdy
Look at Tom, just lich n' nerdy
Awesome!
Tom Qadim thinks that rap is effin fly, yo.
Wait. Do people still say "fly"?
Give me that mic back. You rhymes are so wack
Now you bout to get got, by Wraithstrike's attack
Wraithstrike don't play, don't test the abilities
Of the world's greatest lich entity
Wraithstrike the greatest that there ever was
GM skills, the peeps show him much love
Wraithstrike even has his own minion
How you gonn', compete with that son
You didn't know? Team Wraithstrike can't lose
Who stands against them? Only suckers and fools.
Just bow down and hope I don't drain your con
You want mercy, then give me a reason
You already know, what you have to do
I have a hint, if you don't have a clue.
Proclaim Wraithstrike, the lord of the fish bowl
That is the only way to save your soul.
Peace <holds up the peace sign>
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Don't forget to vote for your favorite RPG Superstar module proposal! The voting booth closes today, 5 PM EST.
Don't forget to vote for your favorite RPG Superstar module proposal! The voting booth closes today, 5 PM EST.
Taig!
JMD031 wishes Tom Qadim the best. JMD031 voted for him.
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Burbles offers the talky skull a consolation prize: the incorporeal one's soul.
Thank you, fishy-friends. Tom Qadim is proud of his three consecutive years in the Superstar contest. He'll miss competing next year.
By the way, please "Like" Tom Qadim's Tom Qadim page on Facebook!
Burbles, Wraithstrike's soul can not be given way, at least unless some equally powerful being comes along, and I just don't see that taking place.
Burbles, Wraithstrike's soul can not be given way, at least unless some equally powerful being comes along, and I just don't see that taking place.
*gives away wraithstrike's soul*
Tom Qadim thanks his esteemed demi-lich peer and offers apologies for the mis-link.
Burbles, Wraithstrike's soul can not be given way, at least unless some equally powerful being comes along, and I just don't see that taking place.
*gives away wraithstrike's soul*
Wishful thinking. :)
I see without Wraithstike's power to sustain them, Mr.Fishy's worshippers are lying dormant.
You said "wraithstrike's soul can not be given way, at least unless some equally powerful being comes along..." JMD031 is that equally powerful being. Now be nice to Tom Qadim as he is your new lord and master.
Also, Mr. Fishy's worshippers are not lying dormant, they are waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
Mr. Fishy has merely ascended to Ultimate Tier Fishydom in a higher Ocean of Existence. He will return one day to lead us all to War on the Air-Breathers! Until then, we must remain vigilant!
And Leafar is but a sardine before the might of Mr. Fishy!
ALL HAIL THE GREAT LORD WRAITHSTRIKE!!!!!!!!
ALL HAIL THE GREAT LORD WRAITHSTRIKE!!!!!!!!
Anything that is not praising Wraithstrike or Team Wraithstrike need not be said. Let Wraithstrike Minion #1 be an example to you all.
Mr. Fishy's supremecy is so absolute, your minions kow tow to him when you're not looking.
mr fish cannot swim on land tho!
Mr. Fishy's supremecy is so absolute, your minions kow tow to him when you're not looking.
Wraithstrike is always looking. Wraithstrike sees all. Soon Wraithstrike shall control all.
<Wraithstrike gets the grill ready, in preparation for a Burbles sandwich.>
mr fish cannot swim on land tho!
Mr. Fishy travels out-of-water in an armored transparent-aluminum aquarium suspended on a repulsor-field. (Mr. Fishy is also a Guild Navigator in his spare time.)
The Tier Fishy must flow!
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The Tier Fishy must flow!
Yes! Now, loyal adherents of the true faith, repeat after me:
I do not breathe. Reliance on air is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will revel in my breathlessness. I will permit my lack of breathing to pass over me and through me. Hail, Tier Fishy! Death to the infidel air-breathers!
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mr fish cannot swim on land tho!
Mr Fishy swims on awesome - air is merely another medium to move through.
Mr. Fishy's supremecy is so absolute, your minions kow tow to him when you're not looking.Wraithstrike is always looking. Wraithstrike sees all. Soon Wraithstrike shall control all.
<Wraithstrike gets the grill ready, in preparation for a Burbles sandwich.>
Burbles says that He Who Has Too Many Minions shall soon be pushed into his own BBQ pit. :P
The Tier Fishy must flow!Yes! Now, loyal adherents of the true faith, repeat after me:
I do not breathe. Reliance on air is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will revel in my breathlessness. I will permit my lack of breathing to pass over me and through me. Hail, Tier Fishy! Death to the infidel air-breathers!
*Circles Tom Qadim's head with an amused grim*
The Tier Fishy must flow!Yes! Now, loyal adherents of the true faith, repeat after me:
I do not breathe. Reliance on air is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will revel in my breathlessness. I will permit my lack of breathing to pass over me and through me. Hail, Tier Fishy! Death to the infidel air-breathers!
We have Fishysign the likes of which even God has never seen! {cue Toto instrumental}