Untitled III

[Cosmo's Wandering Eye]

(has troll blood)

(regenerates in five rounds in pairs and rolls out one by one)

[Twin Agate Dragons]

uses fiery breath weapon on the hippeh eye

[Cosmo's Wandering Eye]

(the decoy burns while the real one slips away out of range)

[Teagan, the Tengu]

snatches eyeball in talon and flies off with it

[Cosmo's Wandering Eye]

(lodges in the Tengu's throat and cuts off the air supply)

[Teagan, the Tengu]

uses acid spittle to dislodge eye from 100 miles up in the clouds
Poor little eye, must've been scared I was gonna eat it.

[Cosmo's Wandering Eye]

(hops from cloud to cloud and makes its grand escape)

[Big Mammy Grillz]

I ain't making no pie outta that filthy eyeball naow. It's got lizzerd dung all over it.

Chugs from stoneware jug with three 'X's on it.

[Twin Agate Dragons]

Sorreh mammeh.

[Aberzombie]

Dang it Mammy! Ain't thar sumthin we kin do bout alla theez dang hippehs runnin round? Mebbe Ol'Grue's up fer uh hunt.

[Twin Agate Dragons]

Aberzombie wrote:

Dang it Mammy! Ain't thar sumthin we kin do bout alla theez dang hippehs runnin round? Mebbe Ol'Grue's up fer uh hunt.

Can ah hep?

[Larry Lichman]

What in tarnashun is goin' on around hyar? Cain't sumbuddeh keep dem hippehs outta hyar?

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut. Y'all better git off meh properteh bafore Ah starts shootin'!

[Aberzombie]

Ah'd jest star shootin if'n ah wuz yew, CH.

[Larry Lichman]

Give'em whut fer, CH!

[Aberzombie]

Shoot them sumb+&@!es.

[Grue in the Attic]

Aberzombie wrote:

Dang it Mammy! Ain't thar sumthin we kin do bout alla theez dang hippehs runnin round? Mebbe Ol'Grue's up fer uh hunt.

*ears perk up at "hunt"*

[Aberzombie]

Go git em Ol'Grue. Rip them dang hippehs tuh shreds.

[Larry Lichman]

Git'em, Grue!

[Celestial Healer]

GIT OFF MEH PROPERTEH, YEH DANG AHBALL!!!

BLAM!

BLAM!

BLAM!

[Cosmo's Wandering Eye]

(evasion: engaged)

(to the left) (to the right) (under the fence) (and out of scope sight)

[Butterfrog]

huzza!

[Grue in the Attic]

*leaps the fence*

[Twin Agate Dragons]

Ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Shoot thet sumb*$@! CH!

[Twin Agate Dragons]

gets shotgun
BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!

[Crimson Jester]

arrrraggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Twin Agate Dragons]

I got dat hippeh.

does a victory shuffle

[Cosmo's Wandering Eye]

(gives a mocking roll and skittles out)

[Twin Agate Dragons]

Dadgum hippeh eyeball.

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Twin Agate Dragons]

Ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon we awtu have us uh good ol'fashund hippeh hunt.

[Twin Agate Dragons]

Aberzombie wrote:

Ah reckon we awtu have us uh good ol'fashund hippeh hunt.

Let me grab mah shotgun...

[Aberzombie]

Ahmuh point ol'Grue inna raht dierekshun n'lettum go.

[Twin Agate Dragons]

Aberzombie wrote:

Ahmuh point ol'Grue inna raht dierekshun n'lettum go.

Taht'll werk too.

[Larry Lichman]

Thet Grue is shor gud at findin' hippehs.

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup. Ah'm all in favor o' gettin rid o' them hippehs, but Ah kin usually do it jes' fahn settin on this here porch.

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Larry Lichman]

Sho'nuff.

[Crimson Jester]

Larry Lichman wrote:

Sho'nuff.

Da Shogun is in da' house? Whare?

[Larry Lichman]

Wuzzat?

[Crimson Jester]

Sho'Nuff the Shogun of Harlem

[Larry Lichman]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Sho'Nuff the Shogun of Harlem

Looks lahk a hipeeh ta meh.

Hyar's the only Gordeh they matters:

Terry Gordy

[Crimson Jester]

Larry Lichman wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Sho'Nuff the Shogun of Harlem

Looks lahk a hipeeh ta meh.

Hyar's the only Gordeh they matters:

Terry Gordy

Only a hippeh wouldnt know bout the Shogun or fail the mention Michael Hayes when mentioning Terry Gordy, You a Hippeh pretenden?

[Larry Lichman]

Shoguns are all hippehs. They ain't frum dese parts no-how. And it's Michael P.S. Hayes. Show sum respect fer da man.

Dadgum hippeh clown...

[Butterfrog]

shoguns, emperors and tzars, darn dem all hippehs!

[Larry Lichman]

Ayup.

[Crimson Jester]

Larry Lichman wrote:

Shoguns are all hippehs. They ain't frum dese parts no-how. And it's Michael P.S. Hayes. Show sum respect fer da man.

Dadgum hippeh clown...

Right now it's Dok Hendrix and I met him and shook his hand.

[Grue in the Attic]

*scrounges about for a bit then points out the trail!*