Crimson Jester wrote: Not on my shoes. Sorry. Are you wearing nikes?
SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!
BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!
HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!
HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!
SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!
BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!
GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!
HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!
SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW
CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!
AAAAARRRRRRRPH!
ERRRRRRRRPH!
ORRRRRRRFFFF!
UUURRRRRRRRP!
YAAAAAAAAAAAK!
VUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!
RAAAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!
SMOOOOOOOOORRRRRG!
HOOOOOORRRRRK!
BAAAAAAARRRRRRF!
RAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!
SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!
BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!
HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!
HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!
SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!
BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!
Well said, O Splorchy One.
I'm debating whether to organize a SPLOOORTCH Fest of a certain no longer in any way civil thread.
BLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRPH!
Vomit Guy wrote: I'm debating whether to organize a SPLOOORTCH Fest of a certain no longer in any way civil thread.
BLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRPH!
You lead and we will follow!
BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!
HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!!!
SMUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFF!
SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!
BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!
HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!
HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!
SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!
BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!
GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!
HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!
SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW
CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!
AAAAARRRRRRRPH!
ERRRRRRRRPH!
ORRRRRRRFFFF!
UUURRRRRRRRP!
YAAAAAAAAAAAK!
VUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!
RAAAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!
SMOOOOOOOOORRRRRG!
HOOOOOORRRRRK!
BAAAAAAARRRRRRF!
RAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!
When's the last time this place was cleaned?
The Vicar of Vomit wrote: When's the last time this place was cleaned? It's been awhile since the Poodles have been in here.
SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!
BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!
GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!
The Vicar of Vomit wrote: When's the last time this place was cleaned? CLEANED!!!! WHO DARES SPEAK SUCH BLASPHEMY!?!?!?
SPLOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRTCH!!!
Vomit Guy wrote: The Vicar of Vomit wrote: When's the last time this place was cleaned? CLEANED!!!! WHO DARES SPEAK SUCH BLASPHEMY!?!?!?
SPLOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRTCH!!! My apologies, O Spewy One. I knew not what I was saying.
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPH!!!!
The Vicar of Vomit wrote: Vomit Guy wrote: The Vicar of Vomit wrote: When's the last time this place was cleaned? CLEANED!!!! WHO DARES SPEAK SUCH BLASPHEMY!?!?!?
SPLOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRTCH!!! My apologies, O Spewy One. I knew not what I was saying.
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPH!!!! It's all right my son. We forgive you!
BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!
GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!
HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!
SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW
CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!
AAAAARRRRRRRPH!
ERRRRRRRRPH!
ORRRRRRRFFFF!
BLUUUUUUUORCH!
By the Maelstrom, that wasn't a mashed potato! What multi-eyed Iowan horror of the soil did I just ea- UGLOOCH-SPLORT
Mmmmmmm....taters
CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!
AAAAARRRRRRRPH!
ERRRRRRRRPH!
ORRRRRRRFFFF!
UUURRRRRRRRP!
YAAAAAAAAAAAK!
I've never puked on Christmas Eve.
BBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! !!!
I guess there's a first time for everything. Happy Holidays!
BBBAAARRRFFF!!!
Does a cannibal redeem himself if he throws up after eating?
It's a question for the philoOOOOOOSSSSSPPPPHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRS
Bill Lumberg wrote: Does a cannibal redeem himself if he throws up after eating?
It's a question for the philoOOOOOOSSSSSPPPPHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRS
If someone else than re-eats it, is it still cannabalism?
HUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRLLLLL!!!
Hope my flock had a nice Christmas and plenty of good food....
SPLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRTCH!
Vomit Guy wrote: Hope my flock had a nice Christmas and plenty of good food....
SPLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRTCH!
It was SSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW-tacular. The Pumpkin pie made me BBBBBBBAAAAAAARRRRRRRFFFFFFFF!!!!!!
SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
That is all.
WOW! Things sure look like they might need my help soon.
BLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRPH!
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRLL!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!
SPLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRTCH!!!
What's eatin at ya, boss?
The Vicar of Vomit wrote: What's eatin at ya, boss? The resurrection of things best left dead and rotting.
SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!
BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!
HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!
HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!
SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!
BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!
GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!
HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!
SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW
CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!
AAAAARRRRRRRPH!
ERRRRRRRRPH!
ORRRRRRRFFFF!
UUURRRRRRRRP!
YAAAAAAAAAAAK!
VUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!
RAAAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!
SMOOOOOOOOORRRRRG!
HOOOOOORRRRRK!
BAAAAAAARRRRRRF!
RAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!
Dear Vomit Guy:
As you certainly know, pig and sheep entrails were often used in the past for the purpose of divining the future. Surely, you have coughed up your fair share of these along with the innards of other things. With that in mind, would you care to use your unique talent to make a prediction on the coming Superbowl?
This might be the start of a whole new career.
Sincerely,
Your adoring public
Hmmm, let me see.....
SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTCH!!!!
Now, then....
....Packers by 7.
Vomit Guy wrote: Hmmm, let me see.....
SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTCH!!!!
Now, then....
....Packers by 7.
If I eat some of that, does it become 6?
BLAAAAARRRRRFFFF!
so much yummy food everywhere!
The Vicar of Vomit wrote: Vomit Guy wrote: Hmmm, let me see.....
SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTCH!!!!
Now, then....
....Packers by 7.
If I eat some of that, does it become 6?
BLAAAAARRRRRFFFF! Looks like the answer to that is a resounding "yes". Good job Vicar. Next year we'll throw another prediction up and see if it sticks.
BLAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRPH!!
*SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP*
Huzzah! My own personal clean-up crew!
HUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRL
Vomit Guy wrote: The Vicar of Vomit wrote: Vomit Guy wrote: Hmmm, let me see.....
SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTCH!!!!
Now, then....
....Packers by 7.
If I eat some of that, does it become 6?
BLAAAAARRRRRFFFF! Looks like the answer to that is a resounding "yes". Good job Vicar. Next year we'll throw another prediction up and see if it sticks.
BLAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRPH!! Huzzah! Three cheers for Vomit GUUUAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!
It's funny that I, of all people, would pick the Super Bowl scores. Heck, I didn't even know who was playing until Friday.
The Vicar of Vomit wrote: It's funny that I, of all people, would pick the Super Bowl scores. Heck, I didn't even know who was playing until Friday. That's the secret: In order to know, you have to be unaware!
GRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPH!!!
Something seems....off
SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!
BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!
HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!
HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!
SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!
BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!
GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!
HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!
SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW
CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!
AAAAARRRRRRRPH!
ERRRRRRRRPH!
ORRRRRRRFFFF!
UUURRRRRRRRP!
YAAAAAAAAAAAK!
VUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!
RAAAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!
SMOOOOOOOOORRRRRG!
HOOOOOORRRRRK!
BAAAAAAARRRRRRF!
RAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!
My birthday was the ninth of this month and wow, I'm sure late in posting it.
Anyways, SSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Much better, mid-life crisis here I come! WAHOO!!!
638 Posts....13 pages...1 1/2 years all about vomit.
I am amazed by two things...
1) It is about vomit.
2) This thread is the longest on I have seen that stayed on topic though out...no trolling(really...) no flame wars about how vomit sounds...just vomit.
I tip my hat of to you guys...
Now I am leaving and burning my hip boots.
We Aim to please. And speaking of which..,
BBBBBBBRRRRRRRLLLLLLOOOOOORRRRRRRRFFFFFFFF!
You hear that? It's time to celebrate!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!
John Kretzer wrote: 638 Posts....13 pages...1 1/2 years all about vomit.
I am amazed by two things...
1) It is about vomit.
2) This thread is the longest on I have seen that stayed on topic though out...no trolling(really...) no flame wars about how vomit sounds...just vomit.
I tip my hat of to you guys...
Now I am leaving and burning my hip boots.
It's very simple: People around here fear the power of the Porcelain Throne!
SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTCH
I would think you have an iron stomach by now, Vomit Guy.
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRLLLLL!!!
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
I see there are many new troll-feeding threads. I need to pay more attention......
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKK!!!
*slips and falls on the vomit*
Umm... We have insurance, right?
BLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRFFFFF!!!
Not sure. I can't seem to find the paperwork.....
BLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
My thread in the archives? Unacceptable!!!
SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRTCH!!
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRPH!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRLL!!!
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