Guys! I was just listening to iTunes, and we got a shout-out on the Flagons & Dragons podcast. Woo-hoo!
* sits upon a rock by the sea, wondering when the Corbo will sail again *
Guys! I was just listening to iTunes, and we got a shout-out on the Flagons & Dragons podcast. Woo-hoo!
It's because we're so cool.
Listen!
Do you smell something?
Kinda like feet.....? Or maybe socks.....?
You smell with your ears? Dude, that's weird. Is it some kind of Ultimate Magic?
I could have sworn I smelled something like dirty a sock, but maybe it was just the creepy puppet I've seen around.
He'd probably think we should drink a lot, then go pillage something.
Yay! More for me!
climbs up to the crow's nest with a case of beer
Guys! I was just listening to iTunes, and we got a shout-out on the Flagons & Dragons podcast. Woo-hoo!Man, I can't download it. There is some crazy flaw on my computer that I can't connect to the internet if I have Apple software installed. I blame the demon lord Billgates.
Did you try kicking or goring it?
Let it steep in rum overnight. That makes everything better.
Mmmmm....rum.
Where's a china shop when you need one? I could really use a good rampage right about now.
You know, I haven't seen the Lord Jason for a good while.
If he's busy, then it probably has something to do with wenches. And booze. And pillaging.
casts a harpoon at something in the water
Stewardess, can I get something to eat on this cruise?
hands the funny red man some roast mutton and a jug of rum
climbs back to the crow's nest to help navigate the way to Jamaica
I see an island ahead, but I'm not sure if it's Jamaica. How can we tell?
Why? You want to beat up on some pirates?
What.. what?
Where are we? I have been sleeping off one hell of a bender.
It seems, Lord Jason, that we are nearing Jamaica, where we were planning on pillaging some villages, fighting any monsters that come along, and beating up on some pirates.
Well, can't we roast some pirates, and then woo our wenches with wine by the fires of the dying men?
Sounds like a fine evening to me. Make it so.
Huzzah!!! The Lord Jason has spoken!
Can I be a wench?
*passes out on the deck*
Can I be a wench?
*passes out on the deck*
You already are . . . you already are . . .
calls down from the crow's nest
Hey, those sahuagin are swimming away from Snooki. Maybe they just weren't very hungry....
zzzzzz...zz....
Is it getting colder or is it just me?
It might be just you, but maybe we can get #666 to turn up the heat, just in case.
Can I be a wench?
*passes out on the deck*
*Grabs a long pole and shoves Snooki overboard.*
Here sahuagin, it's dinner time.
AWwww... You care!
(yum, Soggy Snooki Snacks).
I was never very good at swimming.
Batten down the hatches! Lord Jason's steered us into another play test! All hands on deck!