I'm gonna run down this new page!
WOO-HOO!
Run, hombres!
Aim for the tourists first!
Tramples some Spaniards
GOOD TIMES!!!
Bulmahnaut Stampede!!!
http://badgods.com/herdanimal.html.
(Just exchange antelopes for Bulmahanauts.)
grabs a case of spanish wine and heads back to the ship
Damn Youtube! I can't seeeeeee..........
goes off to find a china shop
If I swallow a rifle, will I be able to shoot bullets out of my horns?
Pauses while goring a big pasty British tourist.
Hey, look at that sign. What does "LLadro" mean?
Gesundheit?
Pauses while goring a big pasty British tourist.
Hey, look at that sign. What does "LLadro" mean?
It means Bulmahnauts welcome, come inside for some fun.
heads back to the ship carrying two more cases of spanish wine
Apparently #8 got a little confused.
Oh, mahn, it happens to the best of us. Those parties the night before are wild!
Gores, pitches, and tramples pointless poster who wanders into Mercaderes Street.
climbs down from the crows nest after a night of drunken debauchery
Woo-wee!
I'm still getting porcelain powder and tourist blood out of my coat. Anybody want to go for another morning run?
Come and visit the Temple of Lust.
Woo-wee!
I'm still getting porcelain powder and tourist blood out of my coat. Anybody want to go for another morning run?
Sure thing. Just let me sharpen my horns first.
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Come and visit the Temple of Lust.Don't its a trick.
It's no trick. I saw the girls going in there.
Did they have any booze?
A minotaur comes charging out of the hills.
Hey! I'm here to do the running of the bulls, just got lost on the way!
Trips over tourist. Gets back up.
Hey! Who are you guys?
We are minotaurs who have answered the highest calling of our kind: leaving kith and labyrinth behind, we have taken up the lives of sailor-adventurers under the command of our dread captain Lord JASON, the greatest bull-man of all, who designed the CORBO, the greatest ship to ever set sail on Poseidon's wide domain.
Join us, and claim your share of adventure and greatness!
Tramples tourist who just missed the barricade.
Cool!
Gores a tourist into a wall.
Dang! Got stuck... uh... uh!.... UH!
Tears horn out of brick wall. Falls on back.
So, where's the Corbo, then?
Follow me as we careen down these labyrinthine streets and head back toward the wharf. Also, if you see any china shops or liquor establishments, be prepared for sudden detouring!
Tramples with wild abandon.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
Can we start pillaging the mall yet?
Wakes up in the crow's nest surrounded by 30 empty wine bottles and hundreds of candy wrappers.
Back on the good ship CORBO.
Apparently, Spaniards do not trick-or-treat for Halloween. After bashing down a few doors, they seem to have gotten into the spirit of things.
Lowers a massive sheet to the deck filled with sweets, hams, sausages, tapas, and many bottles of booze.
Dig in!
Mmmm....ham.
They got some great ham here...call it jamon {SMACK, SMACK}. Try the jamon serrano with some of this queso and xeres. {Washes down jamon with waves of sherry.} Mmm...fino and very dry. {BELCH!}
drinks and eats himself into a stupor
I got a sandwich!
On a related note, anyone know what carne de vacas locas is? Thats what they told me my sandwich was made of...
Takes a big bite out of his sandwich.
Raises bottle.
Here's to high racial fortitude saves!
Can we go to Turkey next? I think they have a celebration at the end of the month.
Why, you!
Extends index and middle finder while pulling 8's nose ring, thus poking him in the eyes.
Why, you!
Extends index and middle finder while pulling 8's nose ring, thus poking him in the eyes.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
I was talking about Kurban Bayrami. What did you think I was talking about?
Don't be a wise guy. Just look what happened to 20!
Don't be a wise guy. Just look what happened to 20!
Don't be a wise guy. Just look what happened to 20!
What did I do?
Huh?