
Patrick Curtin |

Hey Pat. How would you be?
I can't help myself... I just picked this up.
I'm good, except I opened a thread I shouldn't have and saw one of the usual suspects getting their digs in on my country.
I mean, seriously, I get it, lots of folks hate America, but it seems like a full-time job with some people.
*** big breath Anyway, moving on.
That PDF looks sweet though. I have a country in my homebrew where those puppies would fit right in.

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flash_cxxi wrote:Hey Pat. How would you be?
I can't help myself... I just picked this up.
I'm good, except I opened a thread I shouldn't have and saw one of the usual suspects getting their digs in on my country.
I mean, seriously, I get it, lots of folks hate America, but it seems like a full-time job with some people.
*** big breath Anyway, moving on.
That PDF looks sweet though. I have a country in my homebrew where those puppies would fit right in.
That's why I stay away from anything not This Thread or PbPs in Off Topic...
And I had a quick skim of the .pdf and it looks pretty indepth for a race. I am itching to give it a proper read. :)

Patrick Curtin |

That's why I stay away from anything not This Thread or PbPs in Off Topic...
And I had a quick skim of the .pdf and it looks pretty indepth for a race. I am itching to give it a proper read. :)
Yeah I have to remember Murphy's 23rd Law: 'Never argue with a fool, folks might not be able to tell the difference.'
Still I wish we could close individual threads, and/or ignore certain people ...
The price is right on that PDF. I might have to take a gander ...

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Yeah, he is, but I still would be worried that a complaint could get even that allowance blown away.
Edit: But maybe I'm being overly cautious. Maybe his rejection in other places has wounded my fragile psyche more deeply than even I knew.
I for one welcome his vomitiness visiting those posts. Many of them are quite worthy of his splurchy goodness.

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Aberzombie wrote:I for one welcome his vomitiness visiting those posts. Many of them are quite worthy of his splurchy goodness.Yeah, he is, but I still would be worried that a complaint could get even that allowance blown away.
Edit: But maybe I'm being overly cautious. Maybe his rejection in other places has wounded my fragile psyche more deeply than even I knew.
Yeah it beats getting beaned with a brick to the groin...... slightly.

The Vicar of Vomit |

Crimson Jester wrote:I for one welcome his vomitiness visiting those posts. Many of them are quite worthy of his splurchy goodness.You...You like me! You really like me! I'm so happy I could...
SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!
BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!
HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!
*hugs vomit guy*
We're all in this together. All hail the SPEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Emperor7 |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I remember back in the day before I had aliases figured out, and I'd be confused when I was actually talking to Heathy or Sebastian or one of you guys' sock puppets. That would give me a great laugh at myself an hour or day later when I'd realize what'd happened. That was when I had no aliases and had just started posting. Sigh, the edition wars were young then.~shakes my cane at you~ Why you young wipper snapper! In my day we did not have edition wars! Dragon Magazine and Dungeon Magazine were going strong and the Age of Worms AP had yet to be printed! We also walked 10 mile uphill both ways in 20 feet of snow to get our magazines! You young wipper snappers have it good today! spoiled kids! ~shakes my cane at you again~ AND GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
~grins~
~shakes branch at poser~
In my day we didn't need RPGs. Life WAS a real RPG. We had magic and real dragons. Ahh, the good old days.AND GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

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Good morning. What did I miss?
Well, Ethel decided to end her affair with Bob, mostly due to his reluctance to deal with his excessive back hair and poor hygiene. Meanwhile, Bernard was busy trying to cover up his role in the genetic experiments at Ashton Clinic, involving small children combined with genetic traits from starfish and sea monkeys. And Michelle...no wait, that's my soap opera.

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Celestial Healer wrote:Good morning. What did I miss?Well, Ethel decided to end her affair with Bob, mostly due to his reluctance to deal with his excessive back hair and poor hygiene. Meanwhile, Bernard was busy trying to cover up his role in the genetic experiments at Ashton Clinic, involving small children combined with genetic traits from starfish and sea monkeys. And Michelle...no wait, that's my soap opera.
Ah. That's what I needed.

The Hurl of Sandwich |

Vomit Guy wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:I for one welcome his vomitiness visiting those posts. Many of them are quite worthy of his splurchy goodness.You...You like me! You really like me! I'm so happy I could...
SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!
BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!
HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!
*hugs vomit guy*
We're all in this together. All hail the SPEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Hey guys! Has anyone seen my lunch?
HHHHHUUUUUURRRRRRRFFFFFFFFF!
Oh, there it is! Anyone want to share?

The Vicar of Vomit |

The Vicar of Vomit wrote:Vomit Guy wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:I for one welcome his vomitiness visiting those posts. Many of them are quite worthy of his splurchy goodness.You...You like me! You really like me! I'm so happy I could...
SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!
BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!
HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!
*hugs vomit guy*
We're all in this together. All hail the SPEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Hey guys! Has anyone seen my lunch?
HHHHHUUUUUURRRRRRRFFFFFFFFF!
Oh, there it is! Anyone want to share?
Don't mind if I do. All this emptying of the stomach leaves me peckish.
YAAAAAAAAAKKK!
Now I'm even hungrier.

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I had coffee and the last piece of Italian cream cake. Oh man.There really isn't any better way to start the day than with coffee and sweets. It is so good, and helps to put you in such a great mood. :)
I had coffee and a doughnut, so I'm inclined to agree. I figure I haven't had a doughnut in a long time, so I could get away with one :)

Solnes |

Solnes wrote:I had coffee and a doughnut, so I'm inclined to agree. I figure I haven't had a doughnut in a long time, so I could get away with one :)Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I had coffee and the last piece of Italian cream cake. Oh man.There really isn't any better way to start the day than with coffee and sweets. It is so good, and helps to put you in such a great mood. :)
One every now and then won't hurt. And it is good for your mental health state. Really ... it is! ;)

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |

Ewww...
What would you rather have a Dark & Stormy? :)
(Side note: a healthy Egg McMuffin? Is that possible?)
Lower calorie (230 maybe?), with egg-white, canadian bacon, and a thin slice of lowfat cheese, if I recall. It has 17g of protein in it to help sate appetite as well.
TMI, I know... ;)