what?
You kiss yo momma with that mouth sonny?I went to Sebastian's f%~&ing Freedom thread and said how f%~&ing cool he was. Happy now, s*!~f%~&er?
Not after I killed her because she wouldn't buy me some f$**ing smokes. B%#*%!
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Hehe good boy! I remember the last time my oldest boy kissed me. It was the day our youngest son told him I was pregnant wit our baby, and then shot him in the private parts! The ingrate ain't talked to me since... how do ya not talk to ya own momma... specialy when she's ya sister! And the momma o ya babies! Kids these days.Yep. french style.You kiss yo momma with that mouth sonny?I went to Sebastian's f%~&ing Freedom thread and said how f%~&ing cool he was. Happy now, s*!~f%~&er?
This falls under the catagory of WTFMI.
Granny should be on the Untitled Thread
Jee, Wally! That Eddie Haskell is a real goon!
You kiss yo momma with that mouth sonny?I went to Sebastian's f%~&ing Freedom thread and said how f%~&ing cool he was. Happy now, s*!~f%~&er?
Not after I killed her because she wouldn't buy me some f~~@ing smokes. b~%~&!
Jus' 'cause she dead don't mean she don' want no lovin'! You should be more like Norman.... he loves up on me every night, and I been dead fer 30 yrs!
Jus' 'cause she dead don't mean she don' want no lovin'! You should be more like Norman.... he loves up on me every night, and I been dead fer 30 yrs!You kiss yo momma with that mouth sonny?I went to Sebastian's f%~&ing Freedom thread and said how f%~&ing cool he was. Happy now, s*!~f%~&er?
Not after I killed her because she wouldn't buy me some f~~@ing smokes. b~%~&!
Damn, woman! That's some nasty shit there! F~$@!
BLAAAARRRPPHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mine, f+#!ers!
mine!!!!!
shanky cusses to f@!&ing much.
shanky cusses to f@!!ing much.
That's f+@@ing right, f*$%er! F+$~ f*#~ shit f++~!
BLAAAARRRPPHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh don' be shy baby! Ya know wut Granny says... The more it rots the better I gots! C'mere and give me a kiss!
mine!!!!!
mine!
mine!
shanky cusses to f@!!ing much.That's f&#%ing right, f&#%er! f&#% f&#% s@&* f&#%!
STFU NOOOOB!
mine!!!
BLAAAARRRPPHHHHHHHHHHHH!Oh don' be shy baby! Ya know wut Granny says... The more it rots the better I gots! C'mere and give me a kiss!
mine!
It's f#*%ing mine!
shanky cusses to f@!!ing much.That's f~!&ing right, f~!&er! f~!& f~!& s!*! f~!&!
You gots a lotta foul things commin' outta that mouf... wontchu come over here and put sumthin foul in it sugar britches.
mine!
MiiiiNE!
HUZZAH!
I got the second f!+!ing post again! I win the f+&!ing internet, f@&@ers!
You gots a lotta foul things commin' outta that mouf... wontchu come over here and put sumthin foul in it sugar britches.shanky cusses to f@!!ing much.That's f~!&ing right, f~!&er! f~!& f~!& s!*! f~!&!
You boys like throwin up so much wantchu let Granny has a taste! I likes the kinky sh%^!
You gots a lotta foul things commin' outta that mouf... wontchu come over here and put sumthin foul in it sugar britches.shanky cusses to f@!!ing much.That's f~!&ing right, f~!&er! f~!& f~!& s!*! f~!&!
Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke!
You guys are deviants.
Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke!You gots a lotta foul things commin' outta that mouf... wontchu come over here and put sumthin foul in it sugar britches.shanky cusses to f@!!ing much.That's f~!&ing right, f~!&er! f~!& f~!& s!*! f~!&!
Good start, but you gotta bring it up from way down low.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHH!
Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke!You gots a lotta foul things commin' outta that mouf... wontchu come over here and put sumthin foul in it sugar britches.shanky cusses to f@!!ing much.That's f~!&ing right, f~!&er! f~!& f~!& s!*! f~!&!
Ahhhhhh... sugar! Whut we gots here! One a dem fine lil thangs, c'mer suger boobs, and let ol Granny show ya the other side!
Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke!You gots a lotta foul things commin' outta that mouf... wontchu come over here and put sumthin foul in it sugar britches.shanky cusses to f@!!ing much.That's f~!&ing right, f~!&er! f~!& f~!& s!*! f~!&!
Good start, but you gotta bring it up from way down low.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHH!
Uh Hu... Granny likes them "chunky showers"! They getss me all hot and bothered! Gimme some more Baby's, I can't never have too much forplay!
Ahhhhhh... sugar! Whut we gots here! One a dem fine lil thangs, c'mer suger boobs, and let ol Granny show ya the other side!Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke!You gots a lotta foul things commin' outta that mouf... wontchu come over here and put sumthin foul in it sugar britches.shanky cusses to f@!!ing much.That's f~!&ing right, f~!&er! f~!& f~!& s!*! f~!&!
Eeeeeeeeeew! No way. I don't go for old, undead chicks.
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarph!
chick on chick used to be hot.
~shakes my head at the posters~ Yep, you all need to be put into the nice white padded room.Hi, Sharoth! How's it going?
Hey there taig. I am actually having a pretty good day today.
Sounds like Granny has a hankerin' for some cankerin'
Dear lord this thread has gone completely mad.
And he's eccentric.
That's old money lingo for complete and utter nutter.
Ahhhhhh... sugar! Whut we gots here! One a dem fine lil thangs, c'mer suger boobs, and let ol Granny show ya the other side!Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke!You gots a lotta foul things commin' outta that mouf... wontchu come over here and put sumthin foul in it sugar britches.shanky cusses to f@!!ing much.That's f~!&ing right, f~!&er! f~!& f~!& s!*! f~!&!
Eeeeeeeeeew! No way. I don't go for old, undead chicks.
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarph!
Still not feelin' it, eh? Try bold for the gold!
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARPH!
Hey there taig. I am actually having a pretty good day today.~shakes my head at the posters~ Yep, you all need to be put into the nice white padded room.Hi, Sharoth! How's it going?
That's great! I'm surprised you could find my post amidst the necrophilia, barfing, shanking, cursing, and CHAAAAAAAAAAAAUN!!!s.
And he's eccentric.
That's old money lingo for complete and utter nutter.
You know, I read that as old monkey lingo.
To be honest I have now frightened and grossed myself out. :/And just when I thought this thread couldn't sink any lower. :)
blame it on the meds. ;)
There's a port on a western bay
And it serves a hundred ships a day
Lonely sailors pass the time away
And talk about their homes
And there's a girl in this harbor town
And she works layin' whiskey down
They say "Granny, fetch another round"
She serves them whiskey and wine
The sailors say "Granny, you're a fine girl" (you're a fine girl)
"What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl)
"Yeah your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea"
(dooda-dit-dooda), (dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)
Granny wears a braided chain
Made of finest silver from the North of Spain
A locket that bears the name
Of the man that Granny loves
He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home
The sailor said " Granny, you're a fine girl" (you're a fine girl)
"What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl)
"But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea"
(dooda-dit-dooda), (dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)
Yeah, Granny used to watch his eyes
When he told his sailor stories
She could feel the ocean foam rise
She saw its ragin' glory
But he had always told the truth, lord, he was an honest man
And Granny does her best to understand
(dooda-dit-dooda), (dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)
At night when the bars close down
Granny walks through a silent town
And loves a man who's not around
She still can hear him say
She hears him say " Granny, you're a fine girl" (you're a fine girl)
"What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl)
"But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea"
(dooda-dit-dooda), (dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)
"Granny, you're a fine girl" (you're a fine girl)
"What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl)
"But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea"
You know, I read that as old monkey lingo.And he's eccentric.
That's old money lingo for complete and utter nutter.
Kreegah, Bolgani! Spanky Bundolo!!!
Serenade Granny som' more ya fine little blue thang you!