I notice there aren't any rules about butter. Nothing enhances the flavor of a bucket more than butter.
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It's Boo-kay!
I have had a horrible day and reading this without any idea of what the Whole original post was still funny but if someone would be so kind as to point me in the direction of the original post I would be very happy. Thank you in advance. (hopefully)
Why all means!
The irrate complaint that started it all
If this little bit of banality turned comedy helps your day become better, I'm all for it!
But what does banality, bit, and better mean?
GOD@#&^!$ THIS BOOK HAS NO GLOSSARY!!!!!!
I want my 50 Americans back!
I want my bukkits.
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Why all means!
If this little bit of banality turned comedy helps your day become better, I'm all for it!
But what does banality, bit, and better mean?
GOD@#&^!$ THIS BOOK HAS NO GLOSSARY!!!!!!
I want my 50 Americans back!
LOL!!! That's even better. Personally I was curious as to what a "Torch" is. Has anyone heard of this?
Is it a close relative of the porch? Can I wear it?
Also, a bedroll. What is that? I mean I have seen folding beds but never a bed that could be rolled up.
Now a good ol sleeping bag that is something you take adventuring not this stupid bedroll thing. Who would want to carrying that thing.
What about rules for barrels and blankets? I mean no one has touched them yet.
I notice there aren't any rules about butter. Nothing enhances the flavor of a bucket more than butter.
Ah, I see now. You came from on from the old butter churns. They couldn't use it because it has a hole in the top.
Oh, Dinner Rolls anyone?
Dude. Buckets aren't in the SRD.
Everybody in Golarion uses skins made from cattle stomachs.
Mooo!?
Since this is the thread for buckets, blankets, barrels, and churns, I've got a question: what kind of proficiency is it (simple, martial, exotic, etc.) to use a 10' pole?
Since this is the thread for buckets, blankets, barrels, and churns, I've got a question: what kind of proficiency is it (simple, martial, exotic, etc.) to use a 10' pole?If the pole is verticle, I believe its exotic then. >:)
Depends on the use of the pole.
Poking a goblin would be an attack as per a staff.
Using the pole to vault over a chasm would be acrobatics.
Trying to hook a large keyring from a sleeping guard to affect your escape from a cell would be a combination of stealth and a DEX check.
Securing the pole between a pub's bar and the ceiling would be Craft/Carpentry DC15. Using the thusly secured pole for pole-dancing would be a Bardic Performance (Fascinate(Su) DC15, with modifiers depending on audience intoxication level).
Using a pole with a hook and line for fishing would be Survival (DC depending on fishing conditions and beer supply).
Pushing a small boat along a canal using the pole depends on water depth and current speed. Entertaining passengers in said boat by singing gains a +4 bonus to Bardic Performance while using said pole to navigate a canal in a flooded city. An additional +1 bonus may be applied if the singer is wearing broad horizontal stripes.
Sharpening the end of the pole takes 4 minutes if a sharp blade is used, or one minute if the blade is magical.
Using the resulting sharp end of the pole to poke a bear is a standard action that automatically hits, does no damage, and enrages the bear, which then attacks immediately with a +2 bonus to hit and damage for being annoyed.
The optional skill Use Pole adds a bonus to all of the checks noted above equal to skill ranks + DEX bonus.
So, as you can see, the diversity of the usage of a pole defies specific classification of the pole itself :)
Ok, that was a fun Saturday morning warm-up :)