This thread is for those who've enviously watched as newcomers to the messageboards get delicious cookies from Lilith and have yet to receive any themselves.
The hope is that our pathetic and petulant whining will prompt her to deliver cookies to those of us who missed out. Or maybe mockery from other messageboard denizens. Who knows? My bet is on the mockery.
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I'll start. Hello, my name is taig. I've made 1661 posts (2115 including aliases), and I've yet to receive cookies from Lilith.
Hello, my name is taig. I've made 1661 posts (2115 including aliases), and I've yet to receive cookies from Lilith.
Hello, I'm Ambrosia and I've made 909 posts (including aliases), and I've not received any cookies either.
Taig, I think the kobolds and poodles are spreading rumors that slaadi and badgers are allergic to cookies or something. I don't need facts, I'm gonna blame CourtFool.
Edit: And now I blame Daigle too.
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Hello, my name is taig. I've made 1661 posts (2115 including aliases), and I've yet to receive cookies from Lilith.Hello, I'm Ambrosia and I've made 909 posts (including aliases), and I've not received any cookies either.
Taig, I think the kobolds and poodles are spreading rumors that slaadi and badgers are allergic to cookies or something. I don't need facts, I'm gonna blame CourtFool.
Edit: And now I blame Daigle too.
Damn dirty poodles! And kobolds! And mantiseseses!
The goddess Lilith does not wantonly give cookies.
She has not deemed me worthy yet either.
Let us join our keyboards in glorious praise, so that she may find us all worthy soon.
All hail the Cookie Goddess!
~starts to cry and then goes off to find a deep, dark, dank hole to crawl into~
~GRINS~
Pfffh, I don't know what all you babies are crying about. Several times a year she shows up at my place of work with a box of dozens of cookies. I don't see an issue. :P
Pfffh, I don't know what all you babies are crying about. Several times a year she shows up at my place of work with a box of dozens of cookies. I don't see an issue. :P
~sobs uncontrollably from the deep, dark, dank hole that I just crawled into~
Taig, I think the kobolds and poodles are spreading rumors that slaadi and badgers are allergic to cookies or something. I don't need facts, I'm gonna blame CourtFool.
Edit: And now I blame Daigle too.
I thought Sebastian was the default for all Paizonian blame; I know I blame him for everything...
Pfffh, I don't know what all you babies are crying about. Several times a year she shows up at my place of work with a box of dozens of cookies. I don't see an issue. :P
The goddess can be cruel it seems. Lavishing some whilst denying others. We must work harder!
All hail the Cookie Goddess!
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I thought Sebastian was the default for all Paizonian blame; I know I blame him for everything...Taig, I think the kobolds and poodles are spreading rumors that slaadi and badgers are allergic to cookies or something. I don't need facts, I'm gonna blame CourtFool.
Edit: And now I blame Daigle too.
Thank you for that fine redirection of blame, Readerbreeder.
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Pfffh, I don't know what all you babies are crying about. Several times a year she shows up at my place of work with a box of dozens of cookies. I don't see an issue. :P
There's mocking, and then there's downright cruel meanness. You've crossed the line. Love your work, though.
Thank you for that fine redirection of blame, Readerbreeder.I thought Sebastian was the default for all Paizonian blame; I know I blame him for everything...Taig, I think the kobolds and poodles are spreading rumors that slaadi and badgers are allergic to cookies or something. I don't need facts, I'm gonna blame CourtFool.
Edit: And now I blame Daigle too.
I live to serve...
We must perform the ritual of cookie summoning!
Anyone have a lawyer handy to sacrifice?
Oh, and yeah, all hail the Cookie Goddess!
My name is Azhagal, I've got 211 posts, 233 including aliases
I don't qualify for cookies yet....aaahhh screw it! as of right now I will be giving cinnamon buns to whomever I deem worthy, starting with Am.Slaad and taig
Azhagal opens his bag of holding to reveal...fresh baked Sin-a-man Buns, an intoxicating aroma radiates from them, I hope you enjoy taig and Ambrosia Slaad
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How is Lilith? I have not seen a post of hers for a while now, I think.
Maybe she is busy bringing the shining light of pathfinder to the those who have, in desperation and wayward judgment, lost themselves in the terrible darkness of 4scorE and seven years ago our founding fathers, wait a minute, what were talking about again......ahhhhh....hopefully present circumstances find a Lilith accompanied by happiness and good fortune. Of course, we can all hope that she is warmed by the stove where cookies are busily being baked too....not that they will escape the mighty and far reaching hands of Paizo and its cookie monsters. ;P
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My name is Azhagal, I've got 211 posts, 233 including aliases
I don't qualify for cookies yet....aaahhh screw it! as of right now I will be giving cinnamon buns to whomever I deem worthy, starting with Am.Slaad and taigAzhagal opens his bag of holding to reveal...fresh baked Sin-a-man Buns, an intoxicating aroma radiates from them, I hope you enjoy taig and Ambrosia Slaad
Om nom nom! Thanks, Azhagal!
My name is Azhagal, I've got 211 posts, 233 including aliases
I don't qualify for cookies yet....aaahhh screw it! as of right now I will be giving cinnamon buns to whomever I deem worthy, starting with Am.Slaad and taigAzhagal opens his bag of holding to reveal...fresh baked Sin-a-man Buns, an intoxicating aroma radiates from them, I hope you enjoy taig and Ambrosia Slaad
Om nom nom! Thanks, Azhagal!
you are very welcome *wink*
you are very welcome *wink*My name is Azhagal, I've got 211 posts, 233 including aliases
I don't qualify for cookies yet....aaahhh screw it! as of right now I will be giving cinnamon buns to whomever I deem worthy, starting with Am.Slaad and taigAzhagal opens his bag of holding to reveal...fresh baked Sin-a-man Buns, an intoxicating aroma radiates from them, I hope you enjoy taig and Ambrosia Slaad
Om nom nom! Thanks, Azhagal!
reaches back into his bag
.and one for Celestial Healer
..one for samerandomhero
...one for Healer7
....one for Sharoth
.....and one for Tarren Dei
Nom nom nom
*burp*
Thanks!
you are very welcome *wink*My name is Azhagal, I've got 211 posts, 233 including aliases
I don't qualify for cookies yet....aaahhh screw it! as of right now I will be giving cinnamon buns to whomever I deem worthy, starting with Am.Slaad and taigAzhagal opens his bag of holding to reveal...fresh baked Sin-a-man Buns, an intoxicating aroma radiates from them, I hope you enjoy taig and Ambrosia Slaad
Om nom nom! Thanks, Azhagal!
reaches back into his bag
.and one for Celestial Healer
..one for samerandomhero
...one for Healer7
....one for Sharoth
.....and one for Tarren Dei
~sob~ Thanks! ~chew, sob, chew, sob, chew~ These are... ~sob~ ...so... ~cries~ ...good! ~sob~ Thanks! ~sob, cry, sob~
~GRINS~
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My name is Celestial Healer, and I have 3,008 posts (3,501 including aliases). I am assuming that the good things I have heard about these cookies are lies, otherwise said cookies would have been more forthcoming.
** spoiler omitted **
Aww, c'mon, Celestial Healer, you are old guard. Like Fakey, Heathy, C-Bass, 'Zombeh, Saern and the rest of the crew from the magazine days!
Aww, c'mon, Celestial Healer, you are old guard. Like Fakey, Heathy, C-Bass, 'Zombeh, Saern and the rest of the crew from the magazine days!My name is Celestial Healer, and I have 3,008 posts (3,501 including aliases). I am assuming that the good things I have heard about these cookies are lies, otherwise said cookies would have been more forthcoming.
** spoiler omitted **
~sobs~ Me too! ~sobs again and goes back into my deep, dark, dank hole~
True, mighty master of tildes and shining aluminum scales!
~SOBS~ Those are SILVER scales! ~proceeds to start to pull the dirt in upon me to bury myself in shame over Daigle's misnaming of my scales~
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Come now,man!! errr...dragon, snap out of it. Do not bury yourself like a low life brass dragon.
Face the cold and uncaring world with the dignified power of indifference and unfailing fortitude.
Breath your icy breath on the world, and let them feel the cold you feel inside.
MWHAHAHA!!!
Crap, here comes another party to raid my lair and this one looks optimized!! Oh for crying out loud!!! Another frenzied bezerker, and a drow hero to boot. That dude has tentacles!!! What in gods name was his DM thinking, letting him utilize Lords of Madness???!!!!
Half-Vampire?! Half-Vampire?! Righteous Iniquity!!!, what kind of cheeseball madness is this??? I have not been this upset since the villagers downriver disguised a half-orc female as a beautiful elf maiden that I demanded for myself!! Even my grandmother laughed at me, from the grave no less.
Allow me.
Places a silver tureen of godiva chocolates, fine turkish delight, Callard and Bowsers nougat, Dutch dubbelzout licorice, and Cadbury's creme eggs on a low table, and tosses comfortable cushions to the inhabitants of the thread.
My name is Xaaon and I'm a cookieholic...
1,725 posts (4,329 including aliases) and no Lilith cookies!!
I could really use some cookies...
I cannot bestow upon you a cookie of Lillith, but...
reaches into bag here is a cinnamon bun, my friend
One only needs to look into oneself to find the cookie that our Holy Mistress and Benefactor, Lilith, grants to each and every Paizoian.
Yet, only the true believers receive a snickerdoodle.
Thus, it is, and shall be....
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Cracking open the sacred tome known only as the 'confectionomicon de litithica', I reveal the beloved Cherry biscuits.
CHERRY BISCUITS
4lb flour
3/4 lb ground riceflour
2lb butter
2lb castor sugar
2lb eggs
vanilla essence
egg colour
preserved cherries
Cream butter, sugar, riceflour until light then beat in eggs. add half flour on low speed, and beat until light. beat in vanilla and colour, add rest of flour mixing carefully so no flour is thrown out of machine. Give couple of minutes at top speed.
Pipe on baking paper using star tube. Place small cherry on each. Leave for a few hours in a cold place, then bake at 410 degreesF.
Perhaps a pilgrimage to the home of She Who Provides The Cookies? It's where her minions gather to chat about all things cookie- and Pathfinder-related.
CR
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Aww, c'mon, Celestial Healer, you are old guard. Like Fakey, Heathy, C-Bass, 'Zombeh, Saern and the rest of the crew from the magazine days!My name is Celestial Healer, and I have 3,008 posts (3,501 including aliases). I am assuming that the good things I have heard about these cookies are lies, otherwise said cookies would have been more forthcoming.
** spoiler omitted **
If I was here first, then she would get a free pass, but even though I'm old guard, she was around then too, and I should have gotten cookies.
And to think... All those mornings, year after year, waiting outside my apartment for the mailman, hoping that this would be the day that, finally, my cookies would arrive. And they never did, leading me to grow into a bitter, bitter man.
Aww, c'mon, Celestial Healer, you are old guard. Like Fakey, Heathy, C-Bass, 'Zombeh, Saern and the rest of the crew from the magazine days!My name is Celestial Healer, and I have 3,008 posts (3,501 including aliases). I am assuming that the good things I have heard about these cookies are lies, otherwise said cookies would have been more forthcoming.
** spoiler omitted **
If I was here first, then she would get a free pass, but even though I'm old guard, she was around then too, and I should have gotten cookies.
And to think... All those mornings, year after year, waiting outside my apartment for the mailman, hoping that this would be the day that, finally, my cookies would arrive. And they never did, leading me to grow into a bitter, bitter man.
Oh, stop your whining, CH, or I will toss my cookies!
~GRINS~
I'll take any cookies I can get.Oh, stop your whining, CH, or I will toss my cookies!
~GRINS~
~I do my best imitiation of Vomit Guy on Celestial Healer~ There! Feel better?
Keep Them Secret, Keep Them Safe Cookies
With just a hint of banana, people will be clamoring for more!
As per instructions on Toll House 36 oz Chocolate Chip package except half package of chips per batch.
+ 1 banana, sliced, when creaming the butter and sugars.
+ 1 large box of vanilla pudding to the flour mixture.
Alas, I cannot be everywhere all the time, sadly, but there are a few occasions where I bring cookies to share with all, usually GenCon and PaizoCon. Otherwise you have to live in the area. :P
Can we consider this a "Lilith cult" thread?
<Considers moving to the Northwest to stalk, er, find Lilith and get some cookies.>
Shouldn't that be the Cookie Cult thread?