1. Poodle Ping-Pong
2. Pin the Tail on the Peasant.
3. The Thief Toss
4. Bounce the Borg
5. Fling the Froggie
6. Hackey-<insert victim here>
7. Smash the Smvrf
8. Launch the Losers
9. Poodle Punting (my personal favorite)
10. grabass
10. grabass
Only with the Jills. *punts Spanky*
~TRANSATLANTIC CABLE~
11. The story that never ends.
Which reminds me, did I ever tell you about the time that I was charged with recovering General Gordon's body? The entire Sudan was aflame with messianic expectations after the fall of Khartoum. I remember it like it was yesterday. The winds whipped out of the desert like...
10. grabassOnly with the Jills. *punts Spanky*
lines up to receive Spanky, runs him upfield
Hey! Here's a proper 10. -
10. Leprechaun Football
11. The story that never ends.
Which reminds me, did I ever tell you about the time that I was charged with recovering General Gordon's body? The entire Sudan was aflame with messianic expectations after the fall of Khartoum. I remember it like it was yesterday. The winds whipped out of the desert like...
Ahh, cousin. You've awakened. Good to see ya.
12. Poodle Ring Toss
OK, it ends up more like impaling but that's the poodles' fault.
~TRANSATLANTIC CABLE~
11. The story that never ends.
Which reminds me, did I ever tell you about the time that I was charged with recovering General Gordon's body? The entire Sudan was aflame with messianic expectations after the fall of Khartoum. I remember it like it was yesterday. The winds whipped out of the desert like...
*sends message to Panama* When are you coming back ol' bean?
***
PANAGRAM
***
Adventure ever complicating STOP
Itinerary keeps changing STOP
Will probably return when least expected STOP
Hope building project is proceeding STOP
Sending several barrels rum & crates ginger beer with this cable STOP
Use well STOP
Yours, PJ FULL STOP
All right! More Dark & Stormies!
13. Whack-a-Troll
Testostechrome™. The Jacks got it, everyone wants it.
Hmmmm.....that's what made ye lucky charms shrivel away to naught.
Hmmmm.....that's what made ye lucky charms shrivel away to naught.
Hey! *grabs Leprechaun football and spikes it*
You throw like a girl!
You throw like a girl!
Meh. Girls throw curves. At least the Jills do. They're the hawtest!
I'm shocked that no one has mentioned a single drinking game yet. :)
I'm shocked that no one has mentioned a single drinking game yet. :)
Name 'em!
14. Poddle Pool. You stuff poodles in each of the pockets before you break.
15. Peasant Karaoke. You make 'em scream in sync with the music. Or scream by making them listen to In Sync.
16. Trolling with Thieves. They make great bait, once you weigh 'em down enough.
Gee, feeling the losers in this room. A bit too much, too. I'm getting out of here before it rubs off on me.
Gee, feeling the losers in this room. A bit too much, too. I'm getting out of here before it rubs off on me.
17. Kick the Kobold is always great family fun.
18. Slingshot Slaadi
20. Candlestick jumping.
21. Trash the Neighbors' (Slaadi's) House
22. change-the-tire
23. Composing Music with the Poodles
24. Using poodles for all home cleaning needs.
24. Using poodles for all home cleaning needs.
Well, that explains how dirty their Clubhouse is... have you seen how filthy a typical pool-dull is?
24. Using poodles for all home cleaning needs.
GRRRRRRR!
Madam, I see you are unfamiliar with military order.
Picks up poodle, opens can of boot black, begins to polish his boots to an amazing shine.
25. fetching water
26. Tumbling with Jill! HAW HAW!
Madam, I see you are unfamiliar with military order.
Picks up poodle, opens can of boot black, begins to polish his boots to an amazing shine.
go gitcher shine box, Tommy!
27. Juggling Priorities. Dark or Light Ale? On the Rocks or Straight Up? so many choices....
28. Jacks. Simple and to the point. (just with gunpowder)
29. Scrabble Jack. compliments of the Celestial Thread.
30. BlackJACK.
31. Callousthenics
31. Callousthenics
And Spanky comes thru! Good one!
HA-HA!!!
32. Jumping Jacks
33. Slap the Slaad
32. Jumping Jacks
I prefer Jumping Jills, myself
34. cheddar jack slaad dressing.
34. cheddar jack slaad dressing.
*smacks leprechaun* No self-respecting Jack would dress a slaad!
I would add, "or undress one," but there seem to have been some recent leaps in slaad evolution...
