| The Jade |
Paizo gave Ed and I copies for our August 14th episode of Atomic Array, in which we'll look at the Pathfinder Core Rulebook and preview the coming adventure path, Council of Thieves. We'll also be having daily coverage from Gen Con, including coverage of many games using the Pathfinder RPG rules.
Aside from being staggeringly brilliant, this book is dimensionally MIGHTY! So big and so heavy, in fact, that although I'd like to bring it to the Con to get it signed by the Paizo staff (and contributors), I'm going to have to go ahead and ask ahead of time if this is possible, because that's one less pair of jeans I can fit in my suitcase!
So will everyone at Paizo sign my book, wear my pin, and whisper sweet nothings? I need assurances here!
I'm so very proud of you guys, and this utterly amazing contribution to the gaming world.
joela
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Paizo gave Ed and I copies for our August 14th episode of Atomic Array, in which we'll look at the Pathfinder Core Rulebook and preview the coming adventure path, Council of Thieves.
Sweet. Can't wait to listen to it.
We'll also be having daily coverage from Gen Con, including coverage of many games using the Pathfinder RPG rules.
Nice.
Vic Wertz
Chief Technical Officer
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So will everyone at Paizo sign my book, wear my pin, and whisper sweet nothings? I need assurances here!
Dear Mr. The Jade: I appreciate the spectacular opportunity to devalue the secondary market value of your book. I'm in...
...that's one less pair of jeans I can fit in my suitcase!...
...but only if you promise to wear pants.
| Kyle Baird |
The Jade wrote:So will everyone at Paizo sign my book, wear my pin, and whisper sweet nothings? I need assurances here!Dear Mr. The Jade: I appreciate the spectacular opportunity to devalue the secondary market value of your book. I'm in...
The Jade wrote:...that's one less pair of jeans I can fit in my suitcase!......but only if you promise to wear pants.
I hope this doesn't lead to someone destroying their book on Sunday to make it into a pair of pants..
| The Jade |
Dear Mr. The Jade: I appreciate the spectacular opportunity to devalue the secondary market value of your book. I'm in... but only if you promise to wear pants.
This I can do. For a limited time anyway. Thanks, Vic!
So jealous.
But, I wholeheartedly agree: a vast achievement and a fantastic thing they have done for all of us.
Praizo Paizo!
The Jade wrote:Paizo gave Ed and I copies for our August 14th episode of Atomic Array, in which we'll look at the Pathfinder Core Rulebook and preview the coming adventure path, Council of Thieves.Sweet. Can't wait to listen to it.
Thanks, joela!
I hope this doesn't lead to someone destroying their book on Sunday to make it into a pair of pants..
Leading to a deeper meaning in the punch line, "Euripides dese pants, you menda dese pants."
| The Jade |
I hate you so much right now... ;)
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Awww I could never stay mad at you!
That's only because of the mind domination chip I implanted in your head. Let's hear it for science.
I said let's hear it for science! I wasn't asking! Don't make me push the red button!
Is there a warning label on the side stating that you shouldn't operate the book while intoxicated or place it where it can fall on someone?
There is, and another on the back, cautioning: Excess handling may cause testicular herniation and uncontrollable fits of satisfaction.
What a strange melange that particular sensation must be, eh?
Omigosh I'm even greener than usual!
Hulk smash?
::backs away slowly::
| The Jade |
With my recent back issues, toting around that hefty tome has me concerned as well. Do they give bulk discounts on trusses?
You can't say back issues on a publishing site and have people immediately understand what you're talking about. ;) Bulk discounts on trusses? Dunno, but I was hoping for a discount on a bulk truss myself.
Bring your own Sharpie, Daigle sir, for you are signing my book as well, contributor.
Would Paizo settle if the core rulebook made a pre-existing back condition many times worse? Cuz I'd settle for some kind of life-time prescript- er, subscription to everything...
I've always liked the way you think.
Damn, I'm jealous. I look forward to the podcast!
Thanks, CJ. A non gamer walked into the room yesterday and stopped talking in the middle of a sentence long enough to look at the Core Rulebook on a table. She said, "Wow. That's one hell of a book. What is that?"