What does this one do?
Jam, jam.
~screams~ Whatever you do, DON'T PUSH THE RED BUTTON!!!
Bounces up and down on red button.
Boingy, boingy, boingy!
Comprehending the Inevitable folly of big red buttons, unscrews the .50c lightbulb connecting the big red button to what ever it is...
BOOM!!!!!!! ~You uncrew the item just one second too late and the place explodes~
I'm completely ignoring the one that says:
Taig, by posting about it, you have failed to ignore it.
Someone should go get Yoda. It's not as much fun to push his buttons if he's not even here to be driven nuts by it.
Taig, by posting about it, you have failed to ignore it.
Someone should go get Yoda. It's not as much fun to push his buttons if he's not even here to be driven nuts by it.
My own petard, I have been hoisted by it. I'm completely ignoring the button starting...now.
I think the recent bout of unemployment has enlarged or increased the number of Yoda's buttons. M'man's been kinda punchy lately.
C'mere Yoda, let us abuse and mock you!
::musses yoda's hair playfully::
;)
Punch punch punch punch punch punch punch!
I push the big green one that reads salad shooter.
The red one's done.
But I here there are many other buttons, just waiting.
I have it on good authority that if you push the mauve button, Yoda goes on obstinately ignoring this thread.
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I have it on good authority that if you push the mauve button, Yoda goes on obstinately ignoring this thread.
That's not mauve, it's lavender.
"I have seen a man helpless with suppressed laughter at a discussion between two other people as to whether a book jacket was to be described as 'lavender' or 'mauve'. Men find such discussion amusing because they consider such a question trivial to the real world" -- Robin Lakoff, Talk Like a Lady
*stares at the button at the bottom*
TD, it is clear that those two buttons do TOTALLY different things. But which does what?
Uh...Hugo, whatchya doin'?
I have it on good authority that if you push the mauve button, Yoda goes on obstinately ignoring this thread.That's not mauve, it's lavender.
** spoiler omitted **
<Shakes fist>
Stupid color-blindness!
The good froggie is keeping an eye on the lavender button for me. Sit there froggie and stare at the button.TD, it is clear that those two buttons do TOTALLY different things. But which does what?
Uh...Hugo, whatchya doin'?
I push the big green one that reads salad shooter.
<pops in form the Maelstrom>
Consider this a Cease and Desist from pressing the Slaad Shooter button. It has apparently been mislabeled and incorrectly calibrated. As such, it should not be used until corrected ... we need to adjust its Chaos setting before it'll do us any good.
That is all.
<pops back to the Maelstrom after installing buttons that change color as one goes to press them>
{ignores the buttons and starts poking paperclips into the electrical outlet} Yes, I did this several times as a kid. No, I'm not weird.
Rawr! You need to pop over to the jacks thread.
Hey! What's going on in here?!
The good froggie is keeping an eye on the lavender button for me. Sit there froggie and stare at the button.TD, it is clear that those two buttons do TOTALLY different things. But which does what?
Uh...Hugo, whatchya doin'?
Hey! There are TWO button here! At chest level! Shall I pull them?
~WEG~
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Um, this thread has gone beyond pushing Yoda's buttons, hasn't it?
Luckily, none of you have pushed a single actual button of mine. In fact, I don't think any of you ever have. I like you guys too much for any of you to get under my skin.
And don't think that's an invitation to try.
Cause you'll make me hungry and you wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.
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Amateurs....
If you want to really push Yoda's buttons, then you need to offer draft wikipedia articles of a vaguely Paizo related nature such as this: ** spoiler omitted **
Although, upon reflection, maybe this is more a case of inviting Yoda to push your (spoiler) button.... ;)
If making an article on PaizoCon UK 2009 is what it would take to get you to edit the wiki, then you have my permission to do so as long as you agree to continue making edits beyond those that serve you and your extracurricular activities.
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Spoiler:Um, this thread has gone beyond pushing Yoda's buttons, hasn't it?Luckily, none of you have pushed a single actual button of mine. In fact, I don't think any of you ever have. I like you guys too much for any of you to get under my skin.
And don't think that's an invitation to try.
Cause you'll make me hungry and you wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.
Oooh...I think you'd better delete your post before Sharoth sees it. He'll definitely take it as a challenge. :)
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Um, this thread has gone beyond pushing Yoda's buttons, hasn't it?Luckily, none of you have pushed a single actual button of mine. In fact, I don't think any of you ever have. I like you guys too much for any of you to get under my fur.
And don't think that's an invitation to try.
Cause you'll make me hungry and you wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.
Fixed it for you, you big puddycat.
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** spoiler omitted **Oooh...I think you'd better delete your post before Sharoth sees it. He'll definitely take it as a challenge. :)
I've been ignoring that silver menace this long without any problem. I am not afraid of him. He hasn't shown up yet, has he? ~looks around~ Nope, no Sharoth here.
I've been ignoring that silver menace this long without any problem. I am not afraid of him. He hasn't shown up yet, has he? ~looks around~ Nope, no Sharoth here.** spoiler omitted **Oooh...I think you'd better delete your post before Sharoth sees it. He'll definitely take it as a challenge. :)
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I've been ignoring that silver menace this long without any problem. I am not afraid of him. He hasn't shown up yet, has he? ~looks around~ Nope, no Sharoth here.** spoiler omitted **Oooh...I think you'd better delete your post before Sharoth sees it. He'll definitely take it as a challenge. :)
Wait, how can you not see him? He's a big dragon, and he's poking you.
Oh, I get it...
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If making an article on PaizoCon UK 2009 is what it would take to get you to edit the wiki, then you have my permission to do so as long as you agree to continue making edits beyond those that serve you and your extracurricular activities.Amateurs....
If you want to really push Yoda's buttons, then you need to offer draft wikipedia articles of a vaguely Paizo related nature such as this: ** spoiler omitted **
Although, upon reflection, maybe this is more a case of inviting Yoda to push your (spoiler) button.... ;)
Good point. The post you quoted was too high relief, and I have edited it back, removing irrelevent information.
Don't edit it here! Edit it here.
I've been ignoring that silver menace this long without any problem. I am not afraid of him. He hasn't shown up yet, has he? ~looks around~ Nope, no Sharoth here.** spoiler omitted **Oooh...I think you'd better delete your post before Sharoth sees it. He'll definitely take it as a challenge. :)
Wait, how can you not see him? He's a big dragon, and he's poking you.
Oh, I get it...
~pokes taig with one of my claws~
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~pokes taig with one of my claws~I've been ignoring that silver menace this long without any problem. I am not afraid of him. He hasn't shown up yet, has he? ~looks around~ Nope, no Sharoth here.** spoiler omitted **Oooh...I think you'd better delete your post before Sharoth sees it. He'll definitely take it as a challenge. :)
Wait, how can you not see him? He's a big dragon, and he's poking you.
Oh, I get it...
Ow! Quit it!
Ow! Quit it!~pokes taig with one of my claws~I've been ignoring that silver menace this long without any problem. I am not afraid of him. He hasn't shown up yet, has he? ~looks around~ Nope, no Sharoth here.** spoiler omitted **Oooh...I think you'd better delete your post before Sharoth sees it. He'll definitely take it as a challenge. :)
Wait, how can you not see him? He's a big dragon, and he's poking you.
Oh, I get it...
POKE!!!
~pokes taig with one of my claws~I've been ignoring that silver menace this long without any problem. I am not afraid of him. He hasn't shown up yet, has he? ~looks around~ Nope, no Sharoth here.** spoiler omitted **Oooh...I think you'd better delete your post before Sharoth sees it. He'll definitely take it as a challenge. :)
Wait, how can you not see him? He's a big dragon, and he's poking you.
Oh, I get it...
<Skips around singing and dancing, decorating the dragon with pretty flowers, and painting his talons luminous pink.>
POKE!!!~pokes taig with one of my claws~Ow! Quit it!
You look sad, Mr. Dragon. Where did all your -mon go? Did that irrascible Kobold Cleaver steal them?
POKE!!!
Ow! Quit it!
POKE!!!
Ok then... {holds finger within an inch of Sharoth} I'm not touching you... not touching you... na-nanna-na-nah
Do you poke like the lovely sad dragon does, or do you do it differently, because you do it less?
The dragon is obviously looking for his little friends, who live in those funny balls; are you looking for little friends who live in funny balls, or are you remembering something?
POKE!!!~pokes taig with one of my claws~Ow! Quit it!You look sad, Mr. Dragon. Where did all your -mon go? Did that irrascible Kobold Cleaver steal them?
~POKES Lucinda Darkeyes~ Don't ever mention that rat!
POKE!!!Ok then... {holds finger within an inch of Sharoth} I'm not touching you... not touching you... na-nanna-na-nah
~then pokes Ambrosia Slaad~
Pika-