There are 10 types of people in the world...

[Galdor the Great]

...those that understand binary and those that don't.

[Nevynxxx]

Galdor the Great wrote:

...those that understand binary and those that don't.

The other E types are also considered too dense to really get into the thread.

[KaeYoss]

IF ONLY YOU AND DEAD PEOPLE UNDERSTOOD HEX, HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD THAT BE?

[CourtFool]

Welcome to geek humor. Pull up a chair and get ready for a Monty Python marathon.

[CourtFool]

select *
from management
where clue > 0

no rows returned

[Aberzombie]

*Pulls up a chair and starts eating his popcorn*

[Cuchulainn]

Aberzombie wrote:

*Pulls up a chair and starts eating his popcorn*

They make it in braaaaiiiin-flavored now??

Dang.

[Callous Jack]

Cuchulainn wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

*Pulls up a chair and starts eating his popcorn*

They make it in braaaaiiiin-flavored now??

Dang.

His wife made him go on a brain-free diet.

[CourtFool]

marriage = evil

[Gavgoyle]

010010000110000100101100001000000110100001100001001011000010000001101000011 000010010000100100000001000000100011101101111011011110110010000100000011011 1101101110011001010010110000100000010000110100011000100001

[Stebehil]

CourtFool wrote:

marriage = evil

I have to add to German language marriage jokes here:

Marriage is "Ehe" in German.

1. Ehe is an abbreviation. Latin: Errare humanum est. (To err is human)

2. A couple, she is solving a crossword puzzle and is really bad at it. She asks him "End of life with three letters?" ("Tod" in German)
He: "Ehe."

I know, low jokes, but they seemed to fit somehow.

Stefan

[Arazyr]

Q: Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.

[Gene 95]

Arazyr wrote:

Q: Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

A: Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.

Ha!

Awesome! :D

[Arazyr]

Gene wrote:

Arazyr wrote:

Q: Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

A: Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.

Ha!

Awesome! :D

I can't take credit for it, unfortunately. Search "math joke" on Wikipedia.

Another excerpt:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more

[Matthew Morris]

Arazyr wrote:

Q: Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

A: Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.

Should I be sad that I got this?

[Gene 95]

Arazyr wrote:

I can't take credit for it, unfortunately. Search "math joke" on Wikipedia.

Another excerpt:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more

Heh, that's so cool! People have far too much time on their hands. Thanks for the wiki search idea, too, I'm sure I'll be getting some chuckles out of this. :D

[Paul Watson]

Matthew Morris wrote:

Arazyr wrote:

Q: Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

A: Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.

Should I be sad that I got this?

Possibly.

Reason behind the spoiler to avoid ruining the joke:

Spoiler:

Oct=8-based numeric sdystem and Dec=Decimal (ten based) numeric system

So 31 Oct is 3*8+1= (ta-da) 25 in Decimal

So 31 Oct= 25 Dec

Hard core maths humour

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

What's better than math jokes? CHEMISTRY JOKES!

A mosquito was heard to complain
That a chemist had poisoned his brain
The cause of his sorrow
Was paradichloro
Diphenyltrichloroethane

Little Johnny was a chemist
But now he is no more
What he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4

[Dementrius]

Money is the root of all evil
M = E^1/2

Women are an investment in time and money
W = T*M

Time is Money
T=M

Therefore
W = M*M = M^2 = (E^1/2)^2 = E

Q.E.D. Proof that Women are Evil.

[hallucitor]

CourtFool wrote:

marriage = evil

I'm up waaay too late...I thought for a second that your post said mango=evil.

Damn, evil tropical fruit!

[yellowdingo]

Actually you shrooms...

Binary->Decimal Convert
00=0
01=1
10=2...There are 2 types of people in the world. Those who use binary and those who use qbits.
11=3

[Berik]

That 31 Oct = 25 Dec is both incredibly brilliant and incredibly lame at the same time! :)

Why as 6 afraid of 7?

*drum roll*:

Because 7 8 9!

[Misery]

CourtFool wrote:

Welcome to geek humor. Pull up a chair and get ready for a Monty Python marathon.

I'm actually growing to be a big fan of The Mighty Boosh myself (which I hear made it over to the states. Is this true and if so what channel does it come on?)

[Xabulba]

Misery wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Welcome to geek humor. Pull up a chair and get ready for a Monty Python marathon.

I'm actually growing to be a big fan of The Mighty Boosh myself (which I hear made it over to the states. Is this true and if so what channel does it come on?)

Comedy Central, its part of the Adult Swim bloc, it usually airs Sat & Sun.

[Misery]

Xabulba wrote:

Misery wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Welcome to geek humor. Pull up a chair and get ready for a Monty Python marathon.

I'm actually growing to be a big fan of The Mighty Boosh myself (which I hear made it over to the states. Is this true and if so what channel does it come on?)

Comedy Central, its part of the Adult Swim bloc, it usually airs Sat & Sun.

Isn't Adult Swim Cartoon Network? Or did comedy central pick it up? (Been out of the Cable loop a long looooooooooooong time).

[Xabulba]

Misery wrote:

Xabulba wrote:

Misery wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Welcome to geek humor. Pull up a chair and get ready for a Monty Python marathon.

I'm actually growing to be a big fan of The Mighty Boosh myself (which I hear made it over to the states. Is this true and if so what channel does it come on?)

Comedy Central, its part of the Adult Swim bloc, it usually airs Sat & Sun.

Isn't Adult Swim Cartoon Network? Or did comedy central pick it up? (Been out of the Cable loop a long looooooooooooong time).

D'oh.

It's on Cartoon Network as part of the Adult Swim bloc, it usually airs Sat & Sun.

[Nevynxxx]

There are two types of people in the world: those that can extrapolate from incomplete information

[David Schwartz]

Q: What do you call it when a black guy donates a kidney to a white guy?

A: Integration by parts.

[Dogbert]

Is a polar bear actually a rectangular bear with its coordinates changed?

[Blood stained Sunday's best]

Ten types of people?
1. Idiot
2. Idiot
3. Idiot
4. Idiot
5. Idiot
6. Idiot
7. Idiot
8. Idiot
9. Idiot
10. Me

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Berik wrote:

That 31 Oct = 25 Dec is both incredibly brilliant and incredibly lame at the same time! :)

Why as 6 afraid of 7?

** spoiler omitted **

Ooh, here's a story for you:

I was hanging out with a few people back in high school, and one of them (a bit of an idiot) tried to pull out that particular joke. Another one of the guys had been having a bit of a bad, day, and wasn't in any mood for bad jokes. The exchange went something like this:

1 - "Hey, guess what! Why was six afraid of seven?"
2 - silence
1 - "Dude, this is funny, man! Why was six afraid of seven?"
2 - "Because seven f!~%ed your girlfriend, now SHUT THE F*@$ UP."

I liked his ending better.

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Nevynxxx wrote:

There are two types of people in the world: those that can extrapolate from incomplete information

OK, now that is amazing.