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1. By joining their tentacles together with a fashionable brooch and pinning the rest to their bodies in tasteful designs, a hollowed-out Flumph makes for a most stylish handbag worthy of the best fashion designer.
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Celestial mushroom soup.
8. Using a needle and thread, sew together several flumph to make a likeness of your dark god just in time for this month's sacrifice.
13. By fixing the soft body of a flumph underneath your mount and tying your legs and waist with its tentacles, you can have both cheap horse-barding and a reinforced seat belt.
14. As a variant of #13, you can tie small-sized dead flumphs to strategic parts of your body for a soft flumph armor +1.
16. When properly treated, the elastic skin of a flumph makes for the cutest halloween costume for your kids.
17. Give it to the Bard for Combat-Enhancing puppet shows.
18. Use it to remind the living Flumphs what happens if they step out of line.
I know Flumph's are almost universally mocked, but I thought the treatment of Flumph's in Rappan Athuk Reloaded is actually pretty interesting.
19. With the respective processing, the squishy goodness of flumphs can give your children some nice variety to their PB&J sandwiches, nutritious and fun!
23. Painted in your favorite color and fixed to your hands by their tendrils, pugilists will find in small flumphs the perfect boxing gloves.
24. Flumph skin condoms
25. Stuffed with your favorite air freshener, tiny flumphs make for classy decoration for bathroom and living room alike.
27. Bury it with full honors and send a Zelekhut after its killers.
28. 8 out of 10 honorable Ulfen warriors can't think of a better ship funeral than being cremated while floating your way to the sea of eternity in a one-piece funerary ship made out of giant Flumph.
29. As a variant to #1, send your kids to school in style with cute, flexible AND hardy flumph schoolbags, your kids will never run out of space for their books and their lunch will never squish inside.
31. Frizbie. Be sure to gut it frist...messy...
32. Make a t-shirt out of it. Sure beats any other printed t-shirt.
33. Tentacled doormat
34. Jammies for baby squids.
36. For the fashion-conscious cephalopod monsters out there... nothing screams 'sexy' like 6-legged jeans or tops "Fruit of the Flumph".
38. Ressurect Him!
Resurrect them because they're good decent people who deserve a chance at life and use them as a warning to adventurers that not everything that looks like you is evil
41. pillow
43. Occult Denny's Grand-Slam Breakfast - Flumph cakes with maple syrup. Mmmmmm.
44. What you use when you run out of mylar balloons for Timmy's 5th birthday party.
