101 Things to do with a dead Flumph


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1. By joining their tentacles together with a fashionable brooch and pinning the rest to their bodies in tasteful designs, a hollowed-out Flumph makes for a most stylish handbag worthy of the best fashion designer.

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make tofu out of them... I mean arn't they living tofu as it is?


Celestial mushroom soup.

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4. Give them hugs.

5. Respect them.

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6. Bury it.

7. Pixie coffee table.


8. Using a needle and thread, sew together several flumph to make a likeness of your dark god just in time for this month's sacrifice.

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9. Love them

10. Save them from extinction

11. FORCE THE CRUEL PAIZO OVERLORDS TO BRING THE FLUMPH INTO THE PFRPG!


12. True resurrect it to deny your enemies about to capture you that diamond....


13. By fixing the soft body of a flumph underneath your mount and tying your legs and waist with its tentacles, you can have both cheap horse-barding and a reinforced seat belt.

14. As a variant of #13, you can tie small-sized dead flumphs to strategic parts of your body for a soft flumph armor +1.

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15. Cthulhu plushie.


16. When properly treated, the elastic skin of a flumph makes for the cutest halloween costume for your kids.


17. Give it to the Bard for Combat-Enhancing puppet shows.

18. Use it to remind the living Flumphs what happens if they step out of line.

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I know Flumph's are almost universally mocked, but I thought the treatment of Flumph's in Rappan Athuk Reloaded is actually pretty interesting.


19. With the respective processing, the squishy goodness of flumphs can give your children some nice variety to their PB&J sandwiches, nutritious and fun!

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20. Floatation device.
21. Bagpipes.

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22. Paint red, white and brown, place on head. You now have a Flying Spaghetti Monster hat.


23. Painted in your favorite color and fixed to your hands by their tendrils, pugilists will find in small flumphs the perfect boxing gloves.


24. Flumph skin condoms


25. Stuffed with your favorite air freshener, tiny flumphs make for classy decoration for bathroom and living room alike.

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26. Douche bags.


27. Bury it with full honors and send a Zelekhut after its killers.


28. 8 out of 10 honorable Ulfen warriors can't think of a better ship funeral than being cremated while floating your way to the sea of eternity in a one-piece funerary ship made out of giant Flumph.


29. As a variant to #1, send your kids to school in style with cute, flexible AND hardy flumph schoolbags, your kids will never run out of space for their books and their lunch will never squish inside.

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30. Season with Kosher salt, coarse black pepper, garlic powder and fresh basil and slowly roast over an open fire.

Serves 4-8 depending on party.


31. Frizbie. Be sure to gut it frist...messy...

32. Make a t-shirt out of it. Sure beats any other printed t-shirt.

33. Tentacled doormat


34. Jammies for baby squids.

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35. Fill it with unpopped popcorn kernels and butter to create your own version of Jiffy Pop.


36. For the fashion-conscious cephalopod monsters out there... nothing screams 'sexy' like 6-legged jeans or tops "Fruit of the Flumph".


37. Use them as clay pidgeons for target shooting.


38. Ressurect Him!

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39. Paste googly-eyes to the ends of its tentacles, draw a giant eye on the central sac, and use floating disk to convince gullible people that your party includes a very depressed beholder.

40. Use speak with dead to settle alignment disputes for the party's paladin.


Resurrect them because they're good decent people who deserve a chance at life and use them as a warning to adventurers that not everything that looks like you is evil


41. pillow

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42 Gnome adult novelty toy


43. Occult Denny's Grand-Slam Breakfast - Flumph cakes with maple syrup. Mmmmmm.

44. What you use when you run out of mylar balloons for Timmy's 5th birthday party.

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wear one as a hat so that every other flumph you met knows that you must die horribly.

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Comfy gaming chair.

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