Weird Random Brainstorms

[Heathansson]

A crazy cat lady.
With pugwampi's instead of cats.
And she's got powers, man.
Powers.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

They should be weird powers.

And they should have random effects (roll table included).

[Heathansson]

But.....what kind?

And she's got one big eye like a vulture like the dude from Telltale Heart.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

One power is to distract people from finishing their revision of chapter three. She just did that. ;)

[Heathansson]

hehheh....I've been trying to figure out a sweet angle for a crazy cat lady for years now.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

What spells have distracting effects?

How does she befriend all those pugwampis?
How does she get all of them to live in such unnatural close quarters?

One effect should definitely be Nauseate.

[Heathansson]

Wit' her schwango zee tango

[Heathansson]

best I should reread up on pugwampies I reckon; I thought they were a mobsized pack of little goob's like in Gremlins.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

I haven't read on the little guys recently. I was just thinking of how cat ladies pack all the those animals in such a small space.

[Heathansson]

She makes four of them sing that "meowmeowmeowmeow" song in a chorus.

[Aberzombie]

Evil Eye man. Ya gotta give her the Evil Eye.

[Celestial Healer]

Maybe she poisons you with decades-old ribbon candy.

[Aberzombie]

Mmmm......candy.

[Nasty Pajamas]

Heathansson wrote:

And she's got powers, man.

Powers.

Can she talk to squirrels?

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Maybe she poisons you with decades-old ribbon candy.

Or bludgeons you with the entire melted-together chunk.

In the Fox cartoon, "The Critic", in the "Miserable" episode, there's two good (funny) sequences with a crazy cat lady. Sorry, I couldn't find it online for you to see it.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

I like the Simpsons' cat lady.

[Heathansson]

damn squirrels!

[Azhagal]

she also has the power to resurrect squirrels that were damned to hell through a portal in herbelly button

[Adam Daigle]

Here's your mini!

[Mairkurion {tm}]

She looks like she might be size category huge...

[Aberzombie]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

She looks like she might be size category huge...

Naaah...they just always look like that in the memories of teenagers scared shitless by a close in counter.

"I swear she was 10 feet tall, man...."