RIP Michael Jackson. Now Everybody STFU.

[Heathansson]

You heard me.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

I think this is my favorite of all.

[taig]

Niiiiice.

[Patrick Curtin]

Amen

[Xabulba]

..|.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Thumbectomy?

[Heathansson]

Xabulba wrote:

..|.

You got a purdy mouth.

[Callous Jack]

Heathansson wrote:

You heard me.

Hater.

[CourtFool]

Heathansson wrote:

You got a purdy mouth.

Did someone call?

[Gark the Goblin]

Amen.

[Gark the Goblin]

This is my absolute favorite MJ thread.

[Aberzombie]

I think Heathy just won the Internet with this thread title.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

I assisted! What do I get?

[Nameless]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I assisted! What do I get?

This can of delicious creamed corn!

[Moorluck]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I assisted! What do I get?

A pony! (named Sebastian)

[Mairkurion {tm}]

I'll take...

Spoiler:

The Creamed Corn!
Although, Sebastian has kind of grown on me lately.
Wait, what kind of miniature collection does Sebastian have? Can I sell his dumb cards for more miniatures?

[Gark the Goblin]

Aberzombie wrote:

I think Heathy just won the Internet with this thread title.

Yeah, totally awesome thread title.

[Heathansson]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I assisted! What do I get?

Actually, I believe I also owe a debt of gratitude to Taig, who helped remind me of a time a gajillion years ago just after the Grammy's for Thriller when I just wished everybody would shut up and leave that weird, scared little dude the f%$@ alone. It's rare I'm able to feel sorry for people with gobs of freaking cash, but there it is.

[Xabulba]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Thumbectomy?

Go leafs go.

[BluePigeon]

Heathansson wrote:

You heard me.

I knew it was the drugs that did it.

[Aberzombie]

Nameless wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I assisted! What do I get?

This can of delicious creamed corn!

Mmmm....corn.

[Kruelaid]

Finally, an MJ thread I can post on without humiliating myself.

[Aberzombie]

Kruelaid wrote:

Finally, an MJ thread I can post on without humiliating myself.

Is that possible? ;)

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Xabulba wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Thumbectomy?

Go leafs go.

I told my administrative assistant not to post pics of herself on the interwebz.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Kruelaid wrote:

Finally, an MJ thread I can post on without humiliating myself.

Forget MJ. I'm focusing in on the "thread" part...

[Gark the Goblin]

So many of the other MJ threads have been locked. I hope this one isn't...

[Mr. Controversy]

I think it's wrong to tell people to STFU. We should be able to talk about it as much as we want. It's a free country.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Mr. Controversy wrote:

I think it's wrong to tell people to STFU. We should be able to talk about it as much as we want. It's a free country.

*Smacks*

Shoo! Go back into the 4E threads where you belong!
Honestly, I thought we were rid of him when the political trheads died...

[DoveArrow]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

*Smacks*

Shoo! Go back into the 4E threads where you belong!
Honestly, I thought we were rid of him when the political threads died...

Wow. 4E is the new communism. Who'd've thunk? :-)

[Mr. Controversy]

DoveArrow wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

*Smacks*

Shoo! Go back into the 4E threads where you belong!
Honestly, I thought we were rid of him when the political threads died...

Wow. 4E is the new communism. Who'd've thunk? :-)

What've you got against communists? They're better than the fascist pigs of America.

[DoveArrow]

Mr. Controversy wrote:

What've you got against communists? They're better than the fascist pigs of America.

I'm not sure if you're joking or not, so I'll give you a serious, and a joking post.

Serious Post:

Spoiler:

I was actually trying to compare the OP's comment to the Red Scare in American history. At the time, if someone said something or did something that the majority didn't like, they were labeled a communist.

It was basically a witch hunt, and nothing I endorse. I brought it up to be ironic for the sake of humor. Sorry if I offended.

Joking Post:

Spoiler:

Who said any different? ;)

[Sebastian]

Post has been flagged because I'm jealous that you got away with using STFU in your thread title.

Also, I would point out that creamed corn actually has some value as a commodity. My maintenance needs are well in excess of whatever nominal value I may have.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

I'll set you free once I get enough minis from the internet proceeds...when does the next check come in, by-the-by? Anyway, it's way too hot to eat Creamed Corn in TX right now.

[Sebastian]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I'll set you free once I get enough minis from the internet proceeds...when does the next check come in, by-the-by? Anyway, it's way too hot to eat Creamed Corn in TX right now.

Can I pay in porn, free samples of viagra, and the money owed me by the prince of Nigeria? That's the bulk of the internet proceeds I've received...

[Heathansson]

Sebastian wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I'll set you free once I get enough minis from the internet proceeds...when does the next check come in, by-the-by? Anyway, it's way too hot to eat Creamed Corn in TX right now.

Can I pay in porn, free samples of viagra, and the money owed me by the prince of Nigeria? That's the bulk of the internet proceeds I've received...

True story.....the house two down from me is for sale.

Lady came by and asked me if I knew the owners and if they were in Africa.
It seems they needed to sell the house reeeeeeeeeeeeeeel quick on Craig's list for $2,500 so they can buy into an oil field in Nigeria.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Sebastian wrote:

Post has been flagged because I'm jealous that you got away with using STFU in your thread title.

Also, I would point out that creamed corn actually has some value as a commodity. My maintenance needs are well in excess of whatever nominal value I may have.

*Smacks in face*

Stupid pony!

[Heathansson]

Sebastian wrote:

Post has been flagged because I'm jealous that you got away with using STFU in your thread title.

And did I not give words to what all know is in every decent man's heart?

Just sayin'.

[Sebastian]

Heathansson wrote:

And did I not give words to what all know is in every decent man's heart?
Just sayin'.

Woah. Are you calling me "decent" and suggesting I have a heart?

Them's fighting words.

And another flag.

[Heathansson]

The statement made no claim to exclusivity. You can unfist your dainty mauve-dappled hooves, Trigger.

[Sebastian]

Bah. Cleaning your clock isn't worth the risk of getting your fleas.

Or damaging my lovely berry purple hoof-polish. Muave?! As if.

[Heathansson]

Isn't there a burning barn somewhere you should be running back into instead of running your mouth Mr. Ed?
Count your teeth, Cleber Hans, and your blessings before you step to da Woof. This is MY house.

[WelbyBumpus]

Sebastian wrote:

Bah. Cleaning your clock isn't worth the risk of getting your fleas.

Or damaging my lovely berry purple hoof-polish. Muave?! As if.

They look as if they could be muave-dappled to me. Just sayin'.

[Sebastian]

WelbyBumpus wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

Bah. Cleaning your clock isn't worth the risk of getting your fleas.

Or damaging my lovely berry purple hoof-polish. Muave?! As if.

They look as if they could be muave-dappled to me. Just sayin'.

It's a bad picture.

[Sebastian]

Don't you ever get tired of being smacked down by me?

You mess with the C-Bass, you get the horns, b@!%+.

[Heathansson]

I can't do this without cussing too much.

[Sebastian]

Heathansson wrote:

I can't do this without cussing too much.

Aw. I liked your post.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Meh, I'd call it violet.

[Heathansson]

Sebastian wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

I can't do this without cussing too much.

Aw. I liked your post.

I know, but I'm gonna get sent to my corner.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Heathansson wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

I can't do this without cussing too much.

Aw. I liked your post.

I know, but I'm gonna get sent to my corner.

Poor guy. Does he know that you clawed your way out of the plastic bag and swam to shore, or will he be surprised?

EDIT: I could've sworn you said 'owner'...