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At least this time my Angry mob cousin Farzan seems to be doing it on his own without Kermit Roosevelt helping ...Nah, in Iran we've got the CIA to go fuel protests. I think they've copyrighted it.Can I audition as loyal mob for the elite? I promise to shout down anyone who disagrees with you! And my pitchforks are always shiny!You could be the ones I send in to persuade Foreign Countries that our way of thinking is for the betterment of themselves. I'm sure your negotiating style would win them over...
You're a fan mob anyways, so aren't you supposed to go mob people like Paris Hilton and Mel Gibson, not protest stuff?
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Definitely. I can almost imagine the shock for most of the characters. Except Bert and Ernie would be all "meh".Your EDIT could SO be taken out of context.We should recruit Jessica Alba to pose for our flag... nude. Then we don't need a new name to be sexy!All in favour say Aye!
"Aye"
Although if I maight make a suggestion O Illustrious Leader...
Maybe having Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johannson posing nude for the flag would reach a broader base... now if only we could think of a good redhead to add to the triumvirate of sexy. Any suggestions Cabinet?
EDIT: Jessica Alba just came on Sesame Street (my kids are watching it... yeah that works) talking about the word Scrumptious. First thought was "mmm, yes you certainly are scrumptious Jessica..."
And Big Bird. I mean, he's like the epitome of transexuality.
We are the United Paizonian States, our Goverment is a Domainocracy.
Hmmmm sexy new name? We should recruit Jessica Alba to pose for our flag... nude. Then we don't need a new name to be sexy!
UPS! UPS! UPS!
Now that's just silly ....
As for a redhead, perhaps Lindsay Lohan? (pre-alcoholism natch ..)
You're a fan mob anyways, so aren't you supposed to go mob people like Paris Hilton and Mel Gibson, not protest stuff?
I am an angry fan mob, therefore it is my God given right to argue and protest about EVERYTHING! That's why the Interwebz were made!
RABBLE!
The large surly mob rattles their shiny pitchforks
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I prefer a plastic bag. A pillow almost seems canablistic."I killed (the chicken)."Why did the goblin cross the road?
To kill the chicken on the other side.
*rimshot* ;)
[slaad]
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You're a fan mob anyways, so aren't you supposed to go mob people like Paris Hilton and Mel Gibson, not protest stuff?I am an angry fan mob, therefore it is my God given right to argue and protest about EVERYTHING! That's why the Interwebz were made!
RABBLE!
The large surly mob rattles their shiny pitchforks
Ok, okay, sorry.
Publicly apologizes.
So, Lord President Moorluck, can I join your regime?
General Gark of 82cnd G.A.R.(Goblin Airborne Recon) I have need of you in the field, so I grant you command of all those funny little green men with parachutes.
As for a redhead, perhaps Lindsay Lohan? (pre-alcoholism natch ..)Done sir(s). Naked Alba, Johannson & Lohan shall be the new face of the Establishment,
With your blessing of course Lord President...
I can agree with the first two but Lohan has been given to Garks G.A.R. boys to help boost morale.... not quite sure what that means to goblins but...?
You're a fan mob anyways, so aren't you supposed to go mob people like Paris Hilton and Mel Gibson, not protest stuff?I am an angry fan mob, therefore it is my God given right to argue and protest about EVERYTHING! That's why the Interwebz were made!
RABBLE!
The large surly mob rattles their shiny pitchforks
You are responsable for quelling those who protest my rule. Lets see how they like MY angry mob! hehehe
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I can agree with the first two but Lohan has been given to Garks G.A.R. boys to help boost morale.... not quite sure what that means to goblins but...?As for a redhead, perhaps Lindsay Lohan? (pre-alcoholism natch ..)Done sir(s). Naked Alba, Johannson & Lohan shall be the new face of the Establishment,
With your blessing of course Lord President...
Mmm... we are hungry!
Mmm... we are hungry!I can agree with the first two but Lohan has been given to Garks G.A.R. boys to help boost morale.... not quite sure what that means to goblins but...?As for a redhead, perhaps Lindsay Lohan? (pre-alcoholism natch ..)Done sir(s). Naked Alba, Johannson & Lohan shall be the new face of the Establishment,
With your blessing of course Lord President...
General Gark, consider the G.A.R.s eating habits to be the new "don't ask, don't tell".... ugh.
OK, I've worked up a new nationalistic chant for the UPS. I think it can work for the GAR too ..
YUMMY CHICKS! YUMMY CHICKS! YUMMY CHICKS!!
OK, I've worked up a new nationalistic chant for the UPS. I think it can work for the GAR too ..
YUMMY CHICKS! YUMMY CHICKS! YUMMY CHICKS!!
I like your spirit! hmmm. We'll leave it to a vote though.
Yummy Chicksx3
or
BOOBIES!!x3
Aww, but they only kill animals when they have to. They're usually more busy killing humanoids.On another note, I pledge the armies of hobgoblins, the spies of bugbears, and the shock troops of goblins to the cause of anti-poodledom.I endorse the candidacy of Gark based on his commitment of the Goblins to put down the poodle menace. Further, I issue the Hobgoblins a perpetual license to brew ale. Just keep those bugbear freaks away from me, out of my woods, stalking and strangling poodles.
May I remind the Hon. Goblin that humanoids are part of the Domain of Nature...as are yummy chicks...and boobies.
Why shouldn't our slogan include both? (Though, I am a leg man, m'self.)
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Aww, but they only kill animals when they have to. They're usually more busy killing humanoids.On another note, I pledge the armies of hobgoblins, the spies of bugbears, and the shock troops of goblins to the cause of anti-poodledom.I endorse the candidacy of Gark based on his commitment of the Goblins to put down the poodle menace. Further, I issue the Hobgoblins a perpetual license to brew ale. Just keep those bugbear freaks away from me, out of my woods, stalking and strangling poodles.May I remind the Hon. Goblin that humanoids are part of the Domain of Nature...as are yummy chicks...and boobies.
Why shouldn't our slogan include both? (Though, I am a leg man, m'self.)
You mean like YUMMY BOOBIES?
There ya go!
This Administration has now sunk to an all time low.
I'm so proud. ;p
I'm a consensus builder...a common ground finder...
YUMMY BOOBIES! YUMMY BOOBIES! YUMMY BOOBIES!
I like it. It rolls of the tongue ..
I concur!
I'll bet the OP is wondering what the hell is wrong with us ;)That's OK, my wife thinks that everytime she reads the boards over my shoulder.
I think that and I am on the boards!!!
YUMMY BOOBIES! YUMMY BOOBIES! YUMMY BOOBIES!
I like it. It rolls of the tongue ..
Ok this administration has taken a turn towards For Men Only....
I want equal rights for women!!! ;)
USA! USA! USA!
errrr ...
3-ED! 3-ED! 3-ED!
errrr ...
DOMAINOCRACY! DOMAINOCRACY! DOMAINOCRACY!
If I'm gonna 'persuade' folks our new nation needs a sexy new name ...
We are the United Paizonian States, our Goverment is a Domainocracy.
Hmmmm sexy new name? We should recruit Jessica Alba to pose for our flag... nude. Then we don't need a new name to be sexy!
You did realize that I am still here right?! She is so over rated! Ok, but if yall get naked women, than I want naked mens! Fair's fair!!!
;p
I think that and I am on the boards!!!Shouldn't you be in bed? It's late... ;)
I haven't checked the boards in days, school and facebook have kept me busy! I wanted to check on the status of our new nation!
You can have as many Yummy Boobies as you want too...YUMMY BOOBIES! YUMMY BOOBIES! YUMMY BOOBIES!
I like it. It rolls of the tongue ..
Ok this administration has taken a turn towards For Men Only....
I want equal rights for women!!! ;)
Ok, I walked into that one! :)
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You did realize that I am still here right?!USA! USA! USA!
errrr ...
3-ED! 3-ED! 3-ED!
errrr ...
DOMAINOCRACY! DOMAINOCRACY! DOMAINOCRACY!
If I'm gonna 'persuade' folks our new nation needs a sexy new name ...
We are the United Paizonian States, our Goverment is a Domainocracy.
Hmmmm sexy new name? We should recruit Jessica Alba to pose for our flag... nude. Then we don't need a new name to be sexy!
Someone's gonna be sleeping on the couch tonight...
Someone's gonna be sleeping on the couch tonight...You did realize that I am still here right?!USA! USA! USA!
errrr ...
3-ED! 3-ED! 3-ED!
errrr ...
DOMAINOCRACY! DOMAINOCRACY! DOMAINOCRACY!
If I'm gonna 'persuade' folks our new nation needs a sexy new name ...
We are the United Paizonian States, our Goverment is a Domainocracy.
Hmmmm sexy new name? We should recruit Jessica Alba to pose for our flag... nude. Then we don't need a new name to be sexy!
Irony of that statement is that he already is! lol!!!
But only because he fell asleep there. Guess it's the recliner for me, he is impossible to wake up!
Only 3 more posts till a new one right?!
Ok, I was thinking, us wimin's would like to see some boytoys as much as you men like your lil teeny bopper starlets, so, we could compromise with Hugh Jackman. He is sexy, and he is Wolverine.... We all win.
Hmmmm sexy new name? We should recruit Jessica Alba to pose for our flag... nude. Then we don't need a new name to be sexy!
You did realize that I am still here right?! She is so over rated! Ok, but if yall get naked women, than I want naked mens! Fair's fair!!!
;p
+1
:)
Only 3 more posts till a new one right?!Methinks 3 now.
So just two now?
So just two now?Only 3 more posts till a new one right?!Methinks 3 now.
Ninja'd!!!
Hmmmm sexy new name? We should recruit Jessica Alba to pose for our flag... nude. Then we don't need a new name to be sexy!
You did realize that I am still here right?! She is so over rated! Ok, but if yall get naked women, than I want naked mens! Fair's fair!!!
;p
+1
:)
Yayyy, company of the girl variety!!! I'm not alone!!!
Heck, it's summer. It doesn't matter if you sleep in on summer break, right?
You can, but my kids will be up bright and early! Time for bed, and no that a new page was hit I can rest comfortably!
Nite all!
Yayyy, company of the girl variety!!! I'm not alone!!!
Nope. Sleep is overrated, right? :)