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As a Houstonian, I would recommend against steroids. Our local juicer has displayed tendencies to being a real tool, and, while I'm sure those were evident in his University of Texas days, I'm sure the Dianabol didn't help.
Are you sure its the steroids and not just a byproduct of being a Texan?
But doesn't matter. Because human reproduction is irrelevant, inefficient - according to the collective. Your reproductive organs will be removed and processed into a nutricious biomass to sustain the collective's organic parts.hmmm...
This nutritious biomass, does it come with cheese?
You don't want to know.
Charlie running red lights again. Never a trigger-happy cop if he needs one.
Anyway: What's green, has four legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you?
Current mood: None. As a Guy, I don't have moods.
This nacho-shaped ice cream is really tasty.
Anyway: What's green, has four legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you?
A mossy drop bear?
Anyway: What's green, has four legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you?A mossy drop bear?
A pool table.
I'd like some grapes now. But I don't have any. And they're hard to find on a friday evening near midnight. Too bad.
Hm... I forgot what I have for lunch tuesday. Did I go to the canteen? I think I did.
I think I'll have to go shopping tomorrow after all.
Well, another Saturday where I have to wear pants.
Charlie's an inspiration! God wants Man to eat Meat!
Of course, I knew that all along, but it's nice to find kindred spirits on TV.
You know what, this is fun!
But I'm hungry. And slightly tipsy. I think this calls for Mozarella. Mainly because that is ready the fastest. And doesn't involve cooking. Because it's late. And I'd probably scorch the water. Again.
You guys are oddly familiar. And good-looking!
I'm disappointed in my fellow Paizonians. I figured this thread would have hit 1000 posts of off topic weirdness by now...I think the OP set the challenge at "551 pages" of "insanity!". This is pitiful. I'm leaving.
Are we there yet?
You just did not try hard enough grasshopper.
dang...
Gary has a hireling.
/me adds another item to Ross's to-do list...
I live to make you editorial code longer.
Let's
this
puppy
over
to
a
brand
new
page!
Wow. Those one word entries sure do take a long time.
I was reminded of the year the company I work for was bought by an evil corporation (is that redundant?) One of the VPs, who we affectionately referred to as "Coach" told us that we needed to "push the nut over the goal." No one could figure out what that figure of speech meant.
Thanks, Mr. Moo Cow! Only one more to go!