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Xabulba wrote:
Kansas has the best BBQ.

Only if South Carolina changes its name. ;)


Lord Secretary War-Bucks wrote:

Solnes and Lynora sorry to hear about your little ones. Solnes sounds like the spawnofmoorluck is a chip off the old block. If he doesn't shape up have moorluck

** spoiler omitted **

Congrats on the Geology grade.

Thanks. And Thanks. A boot to the head may not be out of the question!

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Gark the Goblin wrote:
Solnes wrote:

How's everyone's day going?

Ours...eh, kid had more problems at school. No clue as to what to do.

Really? Do you have a bullwhip? Manacles? A woodshed?

** spoiler omitted **

Whip...check.

Manacles...check.
Woodshed...does a toolshed count?
Spoiler:
conscience...hell no.


Gark the Goblin wrote:
Solnes wrote:

How's everyone's day going?

Ours...eh, kid had more problems at school. No clue as to what to do.

Really? Do you have a bullwhip? Manacles? A woodshed?

** spoiler omitted **

Unfortunately I do indeed have a conscience. He is wearing away at it though!!!

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Solnes wrote:
Lord Secretary War-Bucks wrote:

Solnes and Lynora sorry to hear about your little ones. Solnes sounds like the spawnofmoorluck is a chip off the old block. If he doesn't shape up have moorluck

** spoiler omitted **

Congrats on the Geology grade.

Thanks. And Thanks. A boot to the head may not be out of the question!

You want me to give you a boot to the head for doing so well on your final?

Spoiler:
Sure.

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Solnes wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Solnes wrote:

How's everyone's day going?

Ours...eh, kid had more problems at school. No clue as to what to do.

Really? Do you have a bullwhip? Manacles? A woodshed?

** spoiler omitted **
Unfortunately I do indeed have a conscience. He is wearing away at it though!!!

And here we see where Solnes and I differ.


Moorluck wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Lord Secretary War-Bucks wrote:

Solnes and Lynora sorry to hear about your little ones. Solnes sounds like the spawnofmoorluck is a chip off the old block. If he doesn't shape up have moorluck

** spoiler omitted **

Congrats on the Geology grade.

Thanks. And Thanks. A boot to the head may not be out of the question!

You want me to give you a boot to the head for doing so well on your final?

** spoiler omitted **

Oh he's so funny isn't he ladies and gents


David is that for your ability to write a report for the job? I have a friend who wants to get into law enforcement and was wondering what kinda skills are important, I mean what skills that are able to learn and improve upon in your eyes.

Dark Archive

Yes it would be. Clear, concise report writing is a very important skill. Also the ablity to handle stressful situations and interact with the public while keeping your temper. You would be surprised how many idiots you hav to deal with when you work in law enforcement. And these are people that would othewise be rational and reasonable, but something about seeing a uniform turns them into morons. Everything else can be learned, and in fact most LE academies teach everything else you need to know. So to summerize the four things you need to have that can't be taught are:

1)The ability to express yourself concisely and clearly.
2)Deductive reasoning skills and rational thought processes.
3)The ability to deal with people.
4)An even temper


David good luck on the job opportunity. If you get the job, are they going to pay for relocation if you need to move?

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David Fryer wrote:
Yes it would be. Clear, concise report writing is a very important skill.

Very cool news my DM, so can I uncross all my extremities yet? ;)

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Woodraven wrote:
David good luck on the job opportunity. If you get the job, are they going to pay for relocation if you need to move?

I believe so.

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Moorluck wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Yes it would be. Clear, concise report writing is a very important skill.
Very cool news my DM, so can I uncross all my extremities yet? ;)

Not yet. I'm still in the application phase.


Go David Go Go Go
David be good

oh and for getting that far you need a gift of

Spoiler:

Boobies


Hmm...protecting my safety or providing my game products...

It's hard to know what to want in this situation. If David protects my safety, then I can enjoy my game products...but without my game products, there is no reason for me to be safe...

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Hmm...protecting my safety or providing my game products...

It's hard to know what to want in this situation. If David protects my safety, then I can enjoy my game products...but without my game products, there is no reason for me to be safe...

The eternal conundrum... let me know if a zen sollution presents itself.


Moorluck wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Hmm...protecting my safety or providing my game products...

It's hard to know what to want in this situation. If David protects my safety, then I can enjoy my game products...but without my game products, there is no reason for me to be safe...

The eternal conundrum... let me know if a zen sollution presents itself.

use game products to keep you safe. d10s fit in a paintball barrel ;)


is anybody here, Hellooooo Helloooo Helloooo


It's pretty deserted.


*tumbleweed runs across thread*

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Lord Secretary War-Bucks wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Hmm...protecting my safety or providing my game products...

It's hard to know what to want in this situation. If David protects my safety, then I can enjoy my game products...but without my game products, there is no reason for me to be safe...

The eternal conundrum... let me know if a zen sollution presents itself.
use game products to keep you safe. d10s fit in a paintball barrel ;)

I'm not going to ask how you know that, and I'm not going to tell you how I know that d8s work too.


nahh d10s make a better seal, or so I have heard ;)


Hiya folks! :)


David....

Paper looks pretty good! Good Luck on the job!! That would be awesome!! Where would they relocate you to?


Bored...work slow!

I am ready for a big girl job I think. Kinda tired of retail. Even the fun kind like this.

18 more weeks till I graduate with my associates degree. I wonder of that is good enough for a decent job.


David must be busy...


Ed Gruberman is not wholly wrong, I want to boot some head too.


new page yet?


Yes, and for your gift BOOT TO THE HEAD

Liberty's Edge

The Rock Poodle wrote:
Ed Gruberman is not wholly wrong, I want to boot some head too.

Come closer my son...

Spoiler:
BOOT TO THE HEAD


no, no, you don't have to

Spoiler:

owwwww


What has been learned from this today?


Eveybody gang up and get him.


Boot to the head


A craft blasts it's way into the thread with a sonic boom.

Gentlemen, this is the largest thread in your system. My master has called it "The Vast Rambling Thread." It is still a young thread.


Did you bring pizza?


BOOT TO THE HEAD!


Denizens of the Too Long Forum, I am merely passing through with my Jack passengers. Do not be alarmed.


BIDIBIDIBIDI
they're gonna assimilate you.


Xabulba wrote:
BOOT TO THE HEAD!

OUCH! He hit that kid in the eye!!!


IssacX wrote:

You need more moderators and Cut the number of pages down to 10 per thread, then start new thread plz! Most of the comments are 1 liners and the threads go all over the place I know these forums are young and under funded but 551 pages on one topic is insanity!

Issac

I have a vision.....

Spoiler:
I don't see this happening!


Ok folks...time for beddy bye.

We'll see ya in the morn!

Scarab Sages

Wow! Has this become the longest thread ever? Except for those PBP threads - I'm sure some of them are longer....right?

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
David must be busy...

Yep, dealing with kids and watching the lamest America's Got Talent ever. They should have called it The First Three Acts Have Talent.

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Solnes wrote:

David....

Paper looks pretty good! Good Luck on the job!! That would be awesome!! Where would they relocate you to?

I haven't the foggiest.

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Aberzombie wrote:
Wow! Has this become the longest thread ever? Except for those PBP threads - I'm sure some of them are longer....right?

Well it is definately the longest active thread.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Aberzombie wrote:
Wow! Has this become the longest thread ever? Except for those PBP threads - I'm sure some of them are longer....right?

I think there was a PbP thread with Heathansson as DM which went longer.

RPG Superstar 2012

David, good luck with your job hunt. How many of us would you have to neutralize once you get the job?

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