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taig wrote:

Pie is dumbed down cake and is not a real dessert.

I'm not the one putting words into others' mouths. Sheesh!

The mods have obviously fallen down on the job since they refuse to silence your hate-filled speech. If you can not accept pie as superior to cake then you have no business posting here. Go back to Trollville or Piece of the Cake (www.PotC.com) or wherever it is your ilk slink from.

RPG Superstar 2012

CourtFool wrote:
taig wrote:

Pie is dumbed down cake and is not a real dessert.

I'm not the one putting words into others' mouths. Sheesh!

The mods have obviously fallen down on the job since they refuse to silence your hate-filled speech. If you can not accept pie as superior to cake then you have no business posting here. Go back to Trollville or Piece of the Cake (www.PotC.com) or wherever it is your ilk slink from.

Just because they took away your old-timey Pies, Deliciously Filled (PDFs for short) doesn't mean you have to take your bitter bitterness out on me.


taig wrote:
Just because they took away your old-timey Pies, Deliciously Filled (PDFs for short) doesn't mean you have to take your bitter bitterness out on me.

Oh yeah?! At least you never hear of pies coming in half sheets.

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Sebastian wrote:
I like pie.

My Pony! You cant have him!

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

CourtFool wrote:
taig wrote:
Just because they took away your old-timey Pies, Deliciously Filled (PDFs for short) doesn't mean you have to take your bitter bitterness out on me.
Oh yeah?! At least you never hear of pies coming in half sheets.

If you don't like cake, why do you even bother with all your negativity in this section of the boards? You should go to the "I like pie" section and talk about it there.


Smurf because I have nothing to say but I want to distract from the pie/cake flame war.

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CourtFool wrote:
I have nothing to say but I want to distract from the pie/cake flame war.

This is why I eat waffles, I hate the restrictive nature of types, one of these days everyone is going to leave them behind.


lastknightleft wrote:
This is why I eat waffles, I hate the restrictive nature of types, one of these days everyone is going to leave them behind.

Oh, touché. Well played, sir. Well played.

Scarab Sages

CourtFool wrote:
My daughter loves Plants vs. Zombies. Gah! I am hating the night time.

In the words of my brand new, Paizo-ordered, t-shirt....

The Zombie Horde: Winning with the crushing weight of numbers since 1968.

GO ZOMBIES!!!!!

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While I feel dirty to be agreeing with the lapdog, pie is many times superior to cake*. Who wants fluffy bread with sugar on top, when they can have fruit filling in a flaky crust?

But the conundrum remains, what is cheesecake counted as? It's got 'cake' in the name, but it's shape and nature are that of a pie. Is it the wondrous creation sent to finally unify the two extremes of cake-lover and pie-lover as one happy whole?

*Disclaimer - special exemption is make for german black forest cake, which can be filled with layers of chocolate mousse, chocolate ice cream and cherries, making it pie-like in it's splendor.

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PonyLVR, wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
I like pie.
My Pony! You cant have him!

Give it up. We need filling for the meat pies.


One funny thing my boss' wife noted about Americans (she's Irish) is that we've figured out how to have cake three times a day.

"What, this? It's a muffin, it's healthy. Look there are even blueberries in it..."
"No! COFFEE cake. You only eat it when you're having coffee. Doesn't count."

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James Keegan wrote:

One funny thing my boss' wife noted about Americans (she's Irish) is that we've figured out how to have cake three times a day.

"What, this? It's a muffin, it's healthy. Look there are even blueberries in it..."
"No! COFFEE cake. You only eat it when you're having coffee. Doesn't count."

Yeah, and then we obsess about our weight. :(

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PonyLVR, wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
I like pie.
My Pony! You cant have him!

He's my little pony, get away from him!

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Pie is clearly superior to cake, because it is filled with warm delicious gooey goodness that is lickably delicious. Cake is just dry and nasty. Iwould rather have a warm, moist pie any day.


But does Boston Cream pie just blow everyones' minds?

I don't have a garden, I have me a dirt farm.


CourtFool wrote:
taig wrote:
Just because they took away your old-timey Pies, Deliciously Filled (PDFs for short) doesn't mean you have to take your bitter bitterness out on me.
Oh yeah?! At least you never hear of pies coming in half sheets.

Screw this edition war. I'm going to donuts, where at least they keep the old-school tradition alive!

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GreatKhanArtist wrote:

But does Boston Cream pie just blow everyones' minds?

I don't have a garden, I have me a dirt farm.

Boston Cream Pie is delicious, but I think we would all have to concede, it's really a mislabelled cake.

RPG Superstar 2012

Celestial Healer wrote:
GreatKhanArtist wrote:

But does Boston Cream pie just blow everyones' minds?

I don't have a garden, I have me a dirt farm.

Boston Cream Pie is delicious, but I think we would all have to concede, it's really a mislabelled cake.

It's really the best of both worlds. Except when my mother-in-law decides to put pineapple juice in the "cake" part of the pie.

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Pat Payne wrote:
Screw this edition war. I'm going to donuts, where at least they keep the old-school tradition alive!

Oh, you'll just fire up the inevitable Dunkin Donuts vs. Krispy Kreme land-war-in-Asia!

Doughnuts make me nauseous. Nasty. Gimme ice cream anyday.

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Celestial Healer wrote:
GreatKhanArtist wrote:

But does Boston Cream pie just blow everyones' minds?

I don't have a garden, I have me a dirt farm.

Boston Cream Pie is delicious, but I think we would all have to concede, it's really a mislabelled cake.

Yes, but Boston Cream Cake doesn't sound nearly as good.


Sploooooorrrrtch!

Silver Crusade

That's nasty.

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Han shot first.

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Preach on brother, preach on.

Scarab Sages

....Nice weather.

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...hope it rains...

Scarab Sages

Not me. My damn grass has been growing like crazy this year. I've been having to cut it twice a week!! Not to mention that I need a new lawn mower blade.

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My lawn needs all the help it can get. I've only had to mow it twice this season, which is okay because I'm allergic to grass. I water it every day, but it doesn't seem to help.

Scarab Sages

David Fryer wrote:
My lawn needs all the help it can get. I've only had to mow it twice this season, which is okay because I'm allergic to grass. I water it every day, but it doesn't seem to help.

Damn you man! You hoped for rain, and now I've got rain!!!! I'm so ang....

Hey! Wait a minute! Do me a favor and type "...hope I win the lottery..."

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I hope Aberzombie gets scurvy.


No politics or religion? Oh, darn...

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Callous Jack wrote:
I hope Aberzombie gets scurvy.

Don't make me sick the poodles on you.

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Sarah Palin wrote:
No politics or religion? Oh, darn...

Yeah, they don't want us around Sarah. But, hey! Wanna come over to my place and see the secret bunker?

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Aberzombie wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
My lawn needs all the help it can get. I've only had to mow it twice this season, which is okay because I'm allergic to grass. I water it every day, but it doesn't seem to help.

Damn you man! You hoped for rain, and now I've got rain!!!! I'm so ang....

Hey! Wait a minute! Do me a favor and type "...hope I win the lottery..."

We're getting some here too.

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Joe Biden wrote:
Sarah Palin wrote:
No politics or religion? Oh, darn...
Yeah, they don't want us around Sarah. But, hey! Wanna come over to my place and see the secret bunker?

Hey, looks like the eldritch mr. shiney and aberzombie are going to hook up, bow chicka wow wow!

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lastknightleft wrote:
Joe Biden wrote:
Sarah Palin wrote:
No politics or religion? Oh, darn...
Yeah, they don't want us around Sarah. But, hey! Wanna come over to my place and see the secret bunker?
Hey, looks like the eldritch mr. shiney and aberzombie are going to hook up, bow chicka wow wow!

Jealous?


Joe Biden wrote:
lastknightleft wrote:
Joe Biden wrote:
Sarah Palin wrote:
No politics or religion? Oh, darn...
Yeah, they don't want us around Sarah. But, hey! Wanna come over to my place and see the secret bunker?
Hey, looks like the eldritch mr. shiney and aberzombie are going to hook up, bow chicka wow wow!
Jealous?

What say you and I fight to the death?

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Dick Cheney wrote:
Joe Biden wrote:
lastknightleft wrote:
Joe Biden wrote:
Sarah Palin wrote:
No politics or religion? Oh, darn...
Yeah, they don't want us around Sarah. But, hey! Wanna come over to my place and see the secret bunker?
Hey, looks like the eldritch mr. shiney and aberzombie are going to hook up, bow chicka wow wow!
Jealous?
What say you and I fight to the death?

Oh, take it to a deer hunt, you two!

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Dick Cheney wrote:
Joe Biden wrote:
lastknightleft wrote:
Joe Biden wrote:
Sarah Palin wrote:
No politics or religion? Oh, darn...
Yeah, they don't want us around Sarah. But, hey! Wanna come over to my place and see the secret bunker?
Hey, looks like the eldritch mr. shiney and aberzombie are going to hook up, bow chicka wow wow!
Jealous?
What say you and I fight to the death?

Aw relax Dicky-boy. Just because I changed the decorations in what used to be you study from wood-panneling to a nice floral wallpaper doesn't mean you need to get all upset. Don't tase me bro!


Joe Biden wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:
Joe Biden wrote:
lastknightleft wrote:
Joe Biden wrote:
Sarah Palin wrote:
No politics or religion? Oh, darn...
Yeah, they don't want us around Sarah. But, hey! Wanna come over to my place and see the secret bunker?
Hey, looks like the eldritch mr. shiney and aberzombie are going to hook up, bow chicka wow wow!
Jealous?
What say you and I fight to the death?
Aw relax Dicky-boy. Just because I changed the decorations in what used to be you study from wood-panneling to a nice floral wallpaper doesn't mean you need to get all upset. Don't tase me bro!

Funny, I would have pegged you for a rainbows and unicorns type of guy. Oui Oui, have some stinky cheese.


Joe Biden wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:
Joe Biden wrote:
lastknightleft wrote:
Joe Biden wrote:
Sarah Palin wrote:
No politics or religion? Oh, darn...
Yeah, they don't want us around Sarah. But, hey! Wanna come over to my place and see the secret bunker?
Hey, looks like the eldritch mr. shiney and aberzombie are going to hook up, bow chicka wow wow!
Jealous?
What say you and I fight to the death?
Aw relax Dicky-boy. Just because I changed the decorations in what used to be you study from wood-panneling to a nice floral wallpaper doesn't mean you need to get all upset. Don't tase me bro!

Your pushing my buttons... Just remember this:

I shoot my friends. Imagine what I do to my enemies.

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Dick Cheney wrote:
Joe Biden wrote:
Aw relax Dicky-boy. Just because I changed the decorations in what used to be you study from wood-panneling to a nice floral wallpaper doesn't mean you need to get all upset. Don't tase me bro!

Your pushing my buttons... Just remember this:

I shoot my friends. Imagine what I do to my enemies.

Ooohhh! I'm scared! Just remember, it's the top-notch Secret Service Agents who protect me. Second-raters protect the hasbeens.


Joe Biden wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:
Joe Biden wrote:
Aw relax Dicky-boy. Just because I changed the decorations in what used to be you study from wood-panneling to a nice floral wallpaper doesn't mean you need to get all upset. Don't tase me bro!

Your pushing my buttons... Just remember this:

I shoot my friends. Imagine what I do to my enemies.

Ooohhh! I'm scared! Just remember, it's the top-notch Secret Service Agents who protect me. Second-raters protect the hasbeens.

Well good luck finding me. I've disappeared for years at a time.

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Dick Cheney wrote:
Joe Biden wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:
Joe Biden wrote:
Aw relax Dicky-boy. Just because I changed the decorations in what used to be you study from wood-panneling to a nice floral wallpaper doesn't mean you need to get all upset. Don't tase me bro!

Your pushing my buttons... Just remember this:

I shoot my friends. Imagine what I do to my enemies.

Ooohhh! I'm scared! Just remember, it's the top-notch Secret Service Agents who protect me. Second-raters protect the hasbeens.
Well good luck finding me. I've disappeared for years at a time.

Well then, maybe we could just have the Secret Service teams do a death match for our amusement.


Joe Biden wrote:
Well then, maybe we could just have the Secret Service teams do a death match for our amusement.

Maybe you're all right after all...

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Dick Cheney wrote:
Joe Biden wrote:
Well then, maybe we could just have the Secret Service teams do a death match for our amusement.
Maybe you're all right after all...

And just to make things interesting....we give each team $200, and tell them the only things they can use as weapons is what they can purchase at Staples.


Joe Biden wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:
Joe Biden wrote:
Well then, maybe we could just have the Secret Service teams do a death match for our amusement.
Maybe you're all right after all...
And just to make things interesting....we give each team $200, and tell them the only things they can use as weapons is what they can purchase at Staples.

I once killed a man with an eraser and a pack of Post-Its.

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*pulls out free Early Bird Special Coupons and drops it in the middle of the Biden/Cheney Match*

GO!


Those coupons are mine! Only a terrorist would say otherwise.

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