We haven't had a good tarring and feathering on this thread in a while.
Slpooooorrrrtch
This board needs an ignore function because I am sick and tired of people disagreeing with me. I am leaving and taking my squeaky toys with me.
I disagree with you deciding to leave.
Yeah, who would your minions punt then.
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There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
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There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
That has to be the best blonde joke ever.
It lives!
Good. I was thinking about using this thread to hold a political rally/Christian revival. This is the right place, right?
I am done with this thread. It is obvious that people can not have a civil discussion regarding pie without some cake lover spewing their bile.
No, don't go. This is the perfect place to resolve such vitally important topics:
Boston Cream Pie: Pie or cake?
Tomato: Vegetable or fruit?
Vegetarian Vampires: Lame pro-undead propaganda or Just Stupid?
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What Have I Currently Got In My Pockets?
I'd talk about sex here, but that just reduces to the two disallowed topics.
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I am done with this thread. It is obvious that people can not have a civil discussion regarding pie without some cake lover spewing their bile.No, don't go. This is the perfect place to resolve such vitally important topics:
Boston Cream Pie: Pie or cake?
Tomato: Vegetable or fruit?
Vegetarian Vampires: Lame pro-undead propaganda or Just Stupid?
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What Have I Currently Got In My Pockets?
Caky pie
Vegetable-like fruit
Stupid propaganda
YOU PERVERT! I AM NOT REACHING IN THERE!!!
I'm not sure Boston Cream should count as pie.
What Have I Currently Got In My Pockets?
YOU PERVERT! I AM NOT REACHING IN THERE!!!
Nope! I was wearing a skirt without pockets.
I was hoping a gallant young Dalesman would frisk me anyway.
I'm not sure Boston Cream should count as pie.
I was originally going to ask who made the best cheesesteaks, but I was afraid the flames would make that Healthcare thread look tame.
I'm not sure Boston Cream should count as pie.I was originally going to ask who made the best cheesesteaks, but I was afraid the flames would make that Healthcare thread look tame.
I make the best cheesesteaks, with some hand-shaved meat, a little spices, provolone cheese, and a sprinkling of feta just to give it a touch of zing .....
Or at least I did when I worked at a pizza shop.
I'm not sure Boston Cream should count as pie.
I don't care what you call it long as you don't call me late to the table while serving it!
What Have I Currently Got In My Pockets?YOU PERVERT! I AM NOT REACHING IN THERE!!!Nope! I was wearing a skirt without pockets.
I was hoping a gallant young Dalesman would frisk me anyway.
I can assume the form of a gallant young Dalesman if you'd like. :P
So, Pat, serve me cheesesteak--sounds awesome!--and keep the Boston Cream for yourself. If a pie doesn't have fruit in the middle and crust on top, it better have a damn good reason. If not, it must be one of those pies just made for face smashin'.
Only if you're Chinese?
What Have I Currently Got In My Pockets?YOU PERVERT! I AM NOT REACHING IN THERE!!!Nope! I was wearing a skirt without pockets.
I was hoping a gallant young Dalesman would frisk me anyway.
[Hmmm - Dalesman Sense is tingling...] :D
I can assume the form of a gallant young Dalesman if you'd like. :P
"No need for that, ma'am - the original is here now. Accept no substitutes," he says with a smile. "Love that tattoo."
He sweeps Amby up in his arms. ""Now, if you'll all excuse us, I need to frisk this citizen for 'weapons of mass distraction'. Carry on."
They wander off.
So, Pat, serve me cheesesteak--sounds awesome!--and keep the Boston Cream for yourself. If a pie doesn't have fruit in the middle and crust on top, it better have a damn good reason. If not, it must be one of those pies just made for face smashin'.
Only about 15 years too late Mairkurion, I need a nice flat grill to do it justice, and a pizza oven to toast the subroll in. My wife is acing for a meat slicer for Xmas, so I might have to reconfigure the recipe :)
As for Boston Cream Pies, I will take all you pooh pooh and be happy, I will send you some nice apple pie in Fall when the MacIntoshes are nice and crisp...
When I lived in NJ, I'd always go to the orchard and get winesaps...man, those were awesome.
All your food talk is making me hungry!
So I shouldn't mention the 2-day brined roast pork with mashed potatoes and Nutella cookies for dessert I'm having tonight?
Naw I shouldn't. Disregard the above. ;)
Road trip to the monkey's house, where we will hold him hostage and force him to cook for us. Breaking into a restaurant for a flat top grill might be required.
There we will gorge ourselves until we fall asleep.
Great idea, Emperor.
ROAD TRIP!
You'd be much better off asking my wife to cook. I do pizza shop stuff, as long as I have a pizza shop kitchen. She's a Cordon Bleu chef with a passion for baking. Either way if you ever make it out to Cape Cod you both are welcome at my table, both kitchen and gaming ..
You'd be much better off asking my wife to cook. I do pizza shop stuff, as long as I have a pizza shop kitchen. She's a Cordon Bleu chef with a passion for baking. Either way if you ever make it out to Cape Cod you both are welcome at my table, both kitchen and gaming ..
Woo hoo! Can I sleep on the couch? For about a month? ;)
Woo hoo! Can I sleep on the couch? For about a month? ;)
If you can bear being dogpiled by our puppy pack ;)
Do you have one of those big, high tables in the kitchen where we can do both at the same time?
What kind of puppies? I'm cool with puppies, but E7 might get tired of being peed on all the time.
Do you have one of those big, high tables in the kitchen where we can do both at the same time?
What kind of puppies? I'm cool with puppies, but E7 might get tired of being peed on all the time.
The slings and arrows of outrageous piddle... ;P
Do you have one of those big, high tables in the kitchen where we can do both at the same time?
What kind of puppies? I'm cool with puppies, but E7 might get tired of being peed on all the time.
I have a big oval oak table which would lend itself quite well to gaming, as it does to eating. As for puppies I have three: A 130-lb Golden retreiver named George, a 30-pound Boston Terrier named Wilbur, and a 25-pound Boston Terrier named Noelle. They love visitors, especially vegetative ones ...
E7's a vegetarian? He looks like a vegetable, but ents have a rational soul, so that's kind of a tough philosophical nut to crack. So he's definitely not a cannibal...I think.
I eat just about all kinds of meat, but not puppy. Puppies are our friends. Rabbits, I haven't made a strong ruling on, but one of these days, to be consistent, I'm either going to have to stop eating them or stop befriending them. Doesn't feel right somehow.