Just a friendly reminder, the Pathfinder PDF is about to go on sale in 2 hours and 5 minutes. Syncronize your watches and get ready to watch the Paizo server implode in a ball of flame do to all the traffic.
126 minutes and counting,
125,
124,
123,
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Oh, dinner rolls go great with the new hardcover campaign book. I had to throw that ii at the last minute.
119,
118,
There was utter chaos on the server!
Delightful.
There was utter chaos on the server!
Delightful.
It was AWESOME! I danced naked around its flaming wreckage.
Unfortunately, the Post Monster just egged a couple 4th Edition GenCon-ers and spawned a new server larvae.
<Throws a bucket from the ceiling>
Hiss!
Uh, anyways. The mailman delivered both copies of Pathfinder Campaign Sourcebook today and threw his spine out in the the process. Yes, the book are about an inch-and-a-half thick and crammed heavy with RPG goodness. If you have a copy of the latest champions RPG, you'll know what I mean. The other copy is for my older brother. He's so delighted I think the book alone has mystical qualities and he's regenerated a new kidney.
First glance, this is what fourth edition D&D should have been. The colors, the presentation, the paper cuts. It's worth it. God, 50,000 copies in pre-orders and it was sold out before its first release. No new printings until October.
Anyways, I'm off to read my newest book and I'll think highly of you as the week rolls on. :)
Rolls. Dinner rolls. Mustn't forget dinner rolls.
Have a wonderful week where ever you are.
Is that a grape tomato?
I'm delicious.
Uh, anyways. The mailman delivered both copies of Pathfinder Campaign Sourcebook today and threw his spine out in the the process. Yes, the book are about an inch-and-a-half thick and crammed heavy with RPG goodness. ... He's so delighted I think the book alone has mystical qualities and he's regenerated a new kidney.
I had heard it was hearty enough to act as a buckler, but the organ regeneration sounds awesome.
Wait, did your brother only have one kidney before the PFRPG? Or does he now have three squished in his abdomen? Did he grow a new squeedlyspooch?
Uh, anyways. The mailman delivered both copies of Pathfinder Campaign Sourcebook today and threw his spine out in the the process. Yes, the book are about an inch-and-a-half thick and crammed heavy with RPG goodness. ... He's so delighted I think the book alone has mystical qualities and he's regenerated a new kidney.I had heard it was hearty enough to act as a buckler, but the organ regeneration sounds awesome.
Wait, did your brother only have one kidney before the PFRPG? Or does he now have three squished in his abdomen? Did he grow a new squeedlyspooch?
None of the above my dear ambrosia. My older brother is a type I diabetic. His kidneys are failing on him. I ordered him a copy through Paizo's store while he's on the dialysis machine. My generosity cheered up his mood.
None of the above my dear ambrosia. My older brother is a type I diabetic. His kidneys are failing on him. I ordered him a copy through Paizo's store while he's on the dialysis machine. My generosity cheered up his mood.... He's so delighted I think the book alone has mystical qualities and he's regenerated a new kidney.I had heard it was hearty enough to act as a buckler, but the organ regeneration sounds awesome.
Wait, did your brother only have one kidney before the PFRPG? Or does he now have three squished in his abdomen? Did he grow a new squeedlyspooch?
Ah. I thought perhaps he had to sell said kidney to pay for all the Paizo goodness.
best of luck to your bro. I hear dialysis is a b&@&+.
p.s just got mine yesterday. The mailman rang on friday but I was out (to RPG ironically enough). So yesterday the head dretchling stayed home to recieve it.
I was in the park yesterday. I love visiting the park. It was pretty hot though.
I was in the park yesterday. I love visiting the park. It was pretty hot though.
Did your mayonnaise curdle?
Ah. I thought perhaps he had to sell said kidney to pay for all the Paizo goodness.
best of luck to your bro. I hear dialysis is a b&#!%.
p.s just got mine yesterday. The mailman rang on friday but I was out (to RPG ironically enough). So yesterday the head dretchling stayed home to recieve it.
Thanks for the warm best wishes. And the head dretchhling is a good man, er, dretchling for protecting your book. Heavy thing ain't it.
Before I forget. Dinner Rolls.
Ah. I thought perhaps he had to sell said kidney to pay for all the Paizo goodness.
best of luck to your bro. I hear dialysis is a b&#!%.
p.s just got mine yesterday. The mailman rang on friday but I was out (to RPG ironically enough). So yesterday the head dretchling stayed home to recieve it.
Thanks for the warm best wishes. And the head dretchhling is a good man, er, dretchling for protecting your book. Heavy thing ain't it.
Before I forget. Dinner Rolls.
Plus butter. Butter.
BUTTER ON!
Thanks for the warm best wishes. And the head dretchhling is a good man, er, dretchling for protecting your book. Heavy thing ain't it.
Before I forget. Dinner Rolls.
actually, she's my wife.
and she's got one of your dinner rolls in the oven. <grin> (our second)
None of the above my dear ambrosia. My older brother is a type I diabetic. His kidneys are failing on him. I ordered him a copy through Paizo's store while he's on the dialysis machine. My generosity cheered up his mood.
{does immediate head-desk} I'm so sorry. I will try to remember to think positive thoughts his way. Hopefully, he will find a match soon.
*Runs screaming through the thread, flinging gobs of mayonnaise everywhere.*
*Runs screaming through the thread, flinging gobs of mayonnaise everywhere.*
Hey! Hey! Hey! Do that sort thing at the Clubhouse of Jack!
:::He raises an eye provocatively:::
They like that sort of thing, especially Lynora-Jill.
:::Starts licking mayonnaise off his fur:::
Butterscotch rumproast never falling cooler.
Mmmm. Rumproast.
Mmmm. Rumproast.
<Rubs 6 spidery limbs together>
Hiiiissss...
Mmmm. Rumproast.<Rubs 6 spidery limbs together>
Hiiiissss...
Mmmm... rum cake.
Excellent! Our very presense in the OTD is effecting all the other threads, as every single one eventually goes off-topic. And it seems to be accelerating!
Yet here we sit, completely unnoticed, and completely unblamed. MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Hallucinate
Dessegregate
Mediate
Alleviate
Try not to hate
Love your mate
Don't suffocate on your own hate
Designate your love as fate
A one world state
As human freight
The number eight
A white black state
A gentle trait
The broken crate
A heavy weight
Or just too late
Like pretty Kate has sex ornate
Now devastate
Appreciate
Depreciate
Fabricate
Emulate
The truth dilate
Special date
The animal we ate