Native #1: "Brother, why do you sleep?"
Native #2: "I sleep...because I'm tired. Can you follow that?"
Apparently the shark hunter brothers sketch isn't on YouTube, but I did find a transcript.
Look at that chord structure! There's sadness in that chord structure!
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"Are you an American?"
Dave Foley: "No, I'm a Canadian. It's like an American, but without the gun."
And of course:
Dave Foley (who was the worlds GREATEST straight-man) as the world's worst straight man in the Vaudeville sketch.
I just remember seeing them live a few years ago (2000? 2001?) and they were doing a version of "Grampa takes a poo". Someone in the audience yelled "I love you, Dave" and it brought him to a complete stop for a second. They yelled it again and it was obvious it was distracting him, as he stage whispered "I love you too" back out to the crowd. They yelled it again, and he turned completely around, cupped his hand over his mouth like he was trying to keep the other actors on stage from hearing what he was saying and called back into the crowd "I'd love to talk more, but I'm in character".
I was watching bits of these on youtube a couple weeks ago and posted the Terriers song on the "Look another Music Game" thread.
"Daddy Drank" kills me, so does "Citizen Kane".
"Ham of Truth", the "Gavin" sketches, "Chicken Lady Visits her old house", "Running F####t", "Seven Things to Do today", "Moderate Amount of Power", "SAUSAGES!", "Worlds Worst Doctor", all the "Simon Milligan/Hecubus" stuff is genius and there was a sketch where Scott plays a guy that cant get his car started and then opens the hood and just looks in there to try to fix it. Oh, and the "Its a Fact" girl!!
but heres one that I know youll really like
I still chuckle at bars thinking of "Girl Drink Drunk". And my boyfriend gets very confused when I "quash" peoples' heads...
Besides Kids, I really miss Arliss & Louis C.K.'s short-lived sitcom. Why doesn't HBO have any actually funny comedies on anymore? "Curb your Enthusiasm" was funnier when it was the blistering, Hollywood-phony-shattering "Larry Sanders Show", and I just can't get into "Conchords". [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ys5GuiFJYo"]These other Aussies[url] are much funnier, and better singers, I think.
And I loved Bruce and the guitar battle with Satan.
Ah yes, the holy trinity of rock. "A, E, Aaaaay, A, E, B, Aaaay, A E A, B, Aaaay..."
I've been looking for the episode that has the "old french whore" game show on it.
"umm I think my whore is dead"
Old French Whore was a game show on Saturday Night Live. Garth Brooks was the guest host and played one of the whores. I wish I were lying.I've been looking for the episode that has the "old french whore" game show on it.
"umm I think my whore is dead"
Oh my god you're right. well I guess it would have to be Buddy as my kids in the hall fav. Let's rais our shirly temples to honor him.
Funny... just today I was recommending the "Girl Drink Drunk" sketch to Lilith.
SCTV, Four on the Floor, Kids in the Hall
So many laughs...
I really liked that show; a bit to much guy as girl action for me; but still very funny and enjoyable. Every once in a while I see one of those guys in a show and I am like "kids in the hall" and sometimes I get a "yeah it is" but mostly; just wierd looks hehe.
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I'll give you three guesses and the first two don't count :D
I'm anticipating so hard I think I just sprained something.
