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Hey,
As an alternative to all the political threads: who here agrees with me that the Rosetta Stone spokeswoman chick is hot?????
We're gamers, we shouldn't be talking politics. We should be talking hot chicks that none of us have a chance to get dates with.
The Rosetta Stone chick: hot or not. Discuss.
Linky?
I'm not even going to dignify this sexist drivel with a response.
I agree. She is hot.
Definitely hot!
I'll go with hot. Although my immediate question was, why is her hair kind of poofy? Then I saw she's a Jersey girl.
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We should be talking hot chicks that none of us have a chance to get dates with.#1: Speak for yourself. Seriously.
#2: Yes, I've always found her attractive.
So you married a supermodel???? If you did, you must have hidden the fact that you were a gamer from her until after the nuptials! Seriously, most supermodels are too superficial to appreciate the sophistication of us gamer-types.
I am quite happy with my spouse; but she would never want to be a supermodel. I think she's beautiful, but I don't think that all men would agree with me.
Obviously there are exceptions to the rule, but remember the old maxim. She may be really hot, but somewhere you just know she's making some poor son of a b**** miserable. Be careful what you wish for. Beauty is often only skin-deep.
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We should be talking hot chicks that none of us have a chance to get dates with.#1: Speak for yourself. Seriously.
#2: Yes, I've always found her attractive.
So you married a supermodel???? If you did, you must have hidden the fact that you were a gamer from her until after the nuptials! Seriously, most supermodels are too superficial to appreciate the sophistication of us gamer-types.
I am quite happy with my spouse; but she would never want to be a supermodel. I think she's beautiful, but I don't think that all men would agree with me.
Obviously there are exceptions to the rule, but remember the old maxim. She may be really hot, but somewhere you just know she's making some poor son of a b**** miserable. Be careful what you wish for. Beauty is often only skin-deep.
No, I used to be a coke dealer. Large volume, not some dime bag dabbler. Super model types find us quite attractive, for some reason...
Plus, not to be an ass or anything, but I'm much more socially adept and a lot better looking than the typical gamer (if my experience at conventions and gaming stores is any judge).
No, I used to be a coke dealer. Large volume, not some dime bag dabbler. Super model types find us quite attractive, for some reason...
It's because they're attracted to the money that you were making Derek. :)
No, I used to be a coke dealer.
Aha! You are the reason Mexico is tearing itself apart.
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I'll go with hot. Although my immediate question was, why is her hair kind of poofy? Then I saw she's a Jersey girl.
It was so hard being a high school dude in the late eighties living in Jersey. I still can't figure out how to run my fingers through a woman's hair right and the total fear of not being able to extricate said fingers always runs through my mind. It's like a Post-traumatic thingy. Not to mention my prom pictures with my beautiful 5'11" JCPenney's model girlfriend. Heels, and a good 6-10" of hair next to my 5'8" frame = awkward.
I'm not even going to dignify this sexist drivel with a response.
...said the warwoof who posts at the untitled thread.
What does that even mean?
See? Warwoofs have such low Intelligence.
No, I used to be a coke dealer. Large volume, not some dime bag dabbler. Super model types find us quite attractive, for some reason...Plus, not to be an ass or anything, but I'm much more socially adept and a lot better looking than the typical gamer (if my experience at conventions and gaming stores is any judge).
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....brag much ? :)
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....brag much ? :)
No, I used to be a coke dealer. Large volume, not some dime bag dabbler. Super model types find us quite attractive, for some reason...Plus, not to be an ass or anything, but I'm much more socially adept and a lot better looking than the typical gamer (if my experience at conventions and gaming stores is any judge).
That's bragging? You get that by using deodorant.
Naah.
My 20 charisma doesn't nullify my 18 int.
I'll admit. The p.c. who rolled me up is a cheating munchkin.It's not my fault yours suffers from chronic oberoni fallacy.
Prove me wrong. Benchpress a phonebook.
Hey, look! The Warwoof learned to type whole sentences! Great work! Now, let's work on math...what's 0+0?
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Hey, look! The Warwoof learned to type whole sentences! Great work! Now, let's work on math...what's 0+0?Naah.
My 20 charisma doesn't nullify my 18 int.
I'll admit. The p.c. who rolled me up is a cheating munchkin.It's not my fault yours suffers from chronic oberoni fallacy.
Prove me wrong. Benchpress a phonebook.
I rest my point.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....brag much ? :)
No, I used to be a coke dealer. Large volume, not some dime bag dabbler. Super model types find us quite attractive, for some reason...Plus, not to be an ass or anything, but I'm much more socially adept and a lot better looking than the typical gamer (if my experience at conventions and gaming stores is any judge).
Actually, your social adeptness is inversely proportional to how much you talk about your social adeptness.
I'll go with hot. Although my immediate question was, why is her hair kind of poofy? Then I saw she's a Jersey girl.It was so hard being a high school dude in the late eighties living in Jersey. I still can't figure out how to run my fingers through a woman's hair right and the total fear of not being able to extricate said fingers always runs through my mind. It's like a Post-traumatic thingy. Not to mention my prom pictures with my beautiful 5'11" JCPenney's model girlfriend. Heels, and a good 6-10" of hair next to my 5'8" frame = awkward.
Haha!
Still, I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for Jersey girls. But it was good I lived there well after the 80s!|
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....brag much ? :)
No, I used to be a coke dealer. Large volume, not some dime bag dabbler. Super model types find us quite attractive, for some reason...Plus, not to be an ass or anything, but I'm much more socially adept and a lot better looking than the typical gamer (if my experience at conventions and gaming stores is any judge).
I'm not conceited, I'm convinced.
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Actually, your social adeptness is inversely proportional to how much you talk about your social adeptness.BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....brag much ? :)
No, I used to be a coke dealer. Large volume, not some dime bag dabbler. Super model types find us quite attractive, for some reason...Plus, not to be an ass or anything, but I'm much more socially adept and a lot better looking than the typical gamer (if my experience at conventions and gaming stores is any judge).
Dude makes an assumption that I, because I happen to play D&D, am a social misfit who couldn't successfully chat up a pretty lady, I'm bringing it. Sorry if that offends, but about the only geeky thing about me is that I caught the D&D bug when I was young. :)
Doesn't offend me in the least. I am secure enough in who I am not to have to take everyone to task for making broad generalizations.
Eh, it just rubbed me the wrong way. Projecting and the like.
Fair enough. I withdraw my implications. Feel free to turn the whole 'I will sleep better tonight' on me now. ;)
Poodles generally have no effect on one's sleep, if you put them out at night.
Yap! Yap! Yap!
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Doesn't offend me in the least. I am secure enough in who I am not to have to take everyone to task for making broad generalizations.Eh, it just rubbed me the wrong way. Projecting and the like.
Dude, chill. This is supposed to be a fun thread, playing on a stereotype in a tongue-in-cheek way. It's bad enough that we argue politics; let's try to take the fun thread at it's worth. It's better to get rubbed the wrong way than not be rubbed at all...
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Dude, chill. This is supposed to be a fun thread, playing on a stereotype in a tongue-in-cheek way. It's bad enough that we argue politics; let's try to take the fun thread at it's worth. It's better to get rubbed the wrong way than not be rubbed at all...Doesn't offend me in the least. I am secure enough in who I am not to have to take everyone to task for making broad generalizations.Eh, it just rubbed me the wrong way. Projecting and the like.
I will take your advice, but I warn you: You will only take my Right Guard from my cold, dead fingers..
;)
Have you rubbed your poodle today?
AghhhH! My eyes! Agh!Have you rubbed your poodle today?
Courtfool, I think Callous needs more poodle love! *Humps Callous Jack's leg* YAP! YAP!
*Shows up with a big can of poodle repellent*
Need a hand, Boss?
*Starts hosing down the poodles*
Fret not, Boss. Disinfectant included, AND I added my "reverse activator" to the mix. Their fur will look like this in no time!
*Starts hosing down the poodles*
Fret not, Boss. Disinfectant included, AND I added my "reverse activator" to the mix. Their fur will look like this in no time!
Wait a minute. You got the wrong can. That was a can of glue! I'm stuck!
Oh well. I might as well enjoy myself while I'm here. *continues humping*
*Starts hosing down the poodles*
Fret not, Boss. Disinfectant included, AND I added my "reverse activator" to the mix. Their fur will look like this in no time!
Wait a minute. You got the wrong can. That was a can of glue! I'm stuck!
Oh well. I might as well enjoy myself while I'm here. *continues humping*
An immunity to capsaicin (are you SURE you're not a chihuahua?) and an over-active puppy sex drive does not equal glue. Enjoy your straight hair! :)