Yes indeed goddess take your pick
The ancient treant falls asleep to the ramblings of the fast talking demon lord. Time. Time for the seeds to take root.......
Picks up a barrister, a half dozen politicians, four generals, and twenty innocent victims.
Mmm, delicious. You really know how to cook them down here.
Thank ya the trick is in the wood you use on the grill. We like to use Trent. Gives it that smoky well thought out flavor.
well. Trent Lott gives a flavor of mothballs and ben gay, while Trent Reznor gives it more of a bourbon /vokda/ Vicodin flavor
then you need to talk about basing sauce and such
So is THIS the layer of the Abyss that Poodles and Ponies come from?
So is THIS the layer of the Abyss that Poodles and Ponies come from?
No thats 441
Stay for the BBQ and orgy however
It has worked. He has done what we expected. We can only hope that it will work. It will have a terrible price, though...
you expected and orgy and BBQ?.....Well yeah I can see that
No! No 100 point cosmic Variable Power Pools. Put the Power Frameworks down, Sheep!
Court fool that's soo evil.......want a job as a minion?
Here we go boss, bunch of people from some place called 'Toril'.Srsly? You going to start that all over again?
*Snicker* They don't call me Evil Monkey for nothing!
Well evil monkey it was a fair call. I mean we did the people of the thunderdome a favor by eating them
Well evil monkey it was a fair call. I mean we did the people of the thunderdome a favor by eating them
But isn't that a good deed?
Yes and no...now there souls are mine..which is good I guess...I am chaotic who says I can't do random acts of...well random stuff
Oh I was gonna ask did you want a fire-breathing, fiendish half tribble flying monkey?
Some one thought you might like one
Hey boss, it's been great hanging with you and causing mayhem, but I gotta call from old Two-Head back at Gaping Maw, and he kinda needs me to lead some Bar-Iguras against some adventurers, so I'm gonna have to take a leave of absence. Keep up the mayhem!
Swings off into the jungle
Tribble multiply pretty much all the time, ever 12 hours infact. The fiendish ones do in 6
trots in with a load of glass and metal fixings stolen from that one place in the other thread, and builds a glass house surrounded by rocks
Nice...ummmm waves staff...ah yes much better now...nice to have a house of portals triggered by hitting it with rocks...can you make another?
...want a job as a minion?
I would make a terrible minion. I am too angsty and I tend to soliloquy all over the boss.
all ya have to do is cause trouble in my name...we can set ya up with a place, your own minions...well ones that work better then your cult...all the hero playing demons you ever wanted...and you can keep the sheep
all ya have to do is cause trouble in my name...we can set ya up with a place, your own minions...well ones that work better then your cult...all the hero playing demons you ever wanted...and you can keep the sheep
I want Sheep!
*In lumbers Jack the Demon Troll. And with him mosquitos*
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............
Humm a demon troll...I could use a demon troll. What do you want in exchange for being my minion?
...all the hero playing demons you ever wanted...
Tempting.
Humm a demon troll...I could use a demon troll. What do you want in exchange for being my minion?
Me want tribbles.
Me want power of Attorney.
Me want to touch everything.
Me want to touch everything.
Me want to touch everything.
Me like doggie.
*rubs the dog*
Yap!
Let see what I can do hummm
*Me want tribbles...done endless supply, all types, colors and sizes
*Me want power of Attorney... means little to nothing here but sure ya get it over your minions
*Me want to touch everything....Oh kinky boy you'll fit right in
Tempting.
Thank ya I do try
Yap!
No, Courtfool! The poodles may be annoying, but I would hate for the normally peaceful, friendly poodles I know turning into insane, disturbing, 'friendly' poodles! Do not fail your poodles!
Srsly?
Srsly?
It depends. Are you willing to abandon your Neutral Good persona and move into Chaotic Neutral, or even Neutral Evil?
It is your choice. I simply show the options.
Triplets with double joints are fun
Humm Kc is getting a cow.... Starts working on binding spells
Uses the power form the 3000th post to complete his work.
Hey, this looks like a cool place to hang out...
*check people's pockets*
Uses the power form the 3000th post to complete his work.
Hate to break it to you, but you got the 3001st post.
Are you willing to abandon your Neutral Good persona and move into Chaotic Neutral, or even Neutral Evil?
Neutral Good? I always thought I leaned firmly to Chaotic Good. You know, my whole anti-censorship crusade?
Are you willing to abandon your Neutral Good persona and move into Chaotic Neutral, or even Neutral Evil?Neutral Good? I always thought I leaned firmly to Chaotic Good. You know, my whole anti-censorship crusade?
Hmm. Maybe, but Neutral Good is more peace-loving. What alignment do Elysium Dragons have? That should be pretty close.
I never bothered to pay much attention to all the different types of dragons. Dragons are to D&D what Vampires are to goth, emo chicks.
Kc is right...sigh...I could have sooo used that...Leave it to a thief to steal my thunder....this time he really DID steal thunder