I would like to point out that Hank has FLAGRANTLY misrepresented himself in that blog post. He does not currently have a beard...Our retribution will be swift and hirsute.
This would explain the venomous glares and contemptuous flashes I catch James throw my way whenever he spies my hairless face...
@thelesuit: I'm from the area (well, if Aberdeen counts as "the area"); I now live in Renton. And I'm hoping the snow isn't so bad by morning, because I had to miss work today and I don't want to miss two!
@yoda8myhead: David and I will do our best, you can count on that. We're also looking forward to contributing to your wiki! (I don't think Dave will mind me speaking for him on this matter.)
@Lilith: I am so excited for PaizoCon! I'll look for you there. And maybe before then some of your work will be passing over my desk...
And hello back everyone else!
@Lilith: I am so excited for PaizoCon! I'll look for you there. And maybe before then some of your work will be passing over my desk...
Woot! I hope so too!
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Just out of curiosity, Hank & David, what were your previous board screennames? Were you active on here before you got the call?
If you looked at thier recent Posts you might be able to figure that out ;)
Or you could keep reading and I would tell you that David posted as David E and Hank doesn't appear to have posted before his internship, or he created a new account.
Steve also kept a wicker basket and a bottle of lotion at his desk, and if you asked him a question, he would just say "it puts the lotion in the basket" until you put the lotion in the basket; only then would he answer your question.
There was also a human skull, but I don't recall his name.
OMG. That is all awesome. So... um... where does one buy a wicker basket?
Just out of curiosity, Hank & David, what were your previous board screennames? Were you active on here before you got the call?If you looked at thier recent Posts you might be able to figure that out ;)
Or you could keep reading and I would tell you that David posted as David E and Hank doesn't appear to have posted before his internship, or he created a new account.
That's exactly right, I used to post as David E. Not too many posts though, as I was more of a lurker than an active participant.
OMG. That is all awesome. So... um... where does one buy a wicker basket?
I'd say check Michael's or Pier One or similar locales. ;)
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OMG. That is all awesome. So... um... where does one buy a wicker basket?Steve also kept a wicker basket and a bottle of lotion at his desk, and if you asked him a question, he would just say "it puts the lotion in the basket" until you put the lotion in the basket; only then would he answer your question.
There was also a human skull, but I don't recall his name.
At least he didn't have a hose by his desk....
Oh...and just a helpful hint for the new guys. The Captain always says he's "kidding". He never is; just look at those teeth.
I would like to point out that Hank has FLAGRANTLY misrepresented himself in that blog post. He does not currently have a beard...Our retribution will be swift and hirsute.This would explain the venomous glares and contemptuous flashes I catch James throw my way whenever he spies my hairless face...
@thelesuit: I'm from the area (well, if Aberdeen counts as "the area"); I now live in Renton. And I'm hoping the snow isn't so bad by morning, because I had to miss work today and I don't want to miss two!
@yoda8myhead: David and I will do our best, you can count on that. We're also looking forward to contributing to your wiki! (I don't think Dave will mind me speaking for him on this matter.)
@Lilith: I am so excited for PaizoCon! I'll look for you there. And maybe before then some of your work will be passing over my desk...
And hello back everyone else!
Beardless!!!???
A curse of your baby-smooth face!
Welcome. Any advice on how the rest of us can avoid the robots?
They're called Inevitables for a reason.
c'mon "strange elephant.jpg" we want more spoilers than that (just kidding)
No, starting now we will only be providing descriptions of illustrations and not the actual illustrations themselves, so as to avoid spoilers. So instead of beautiful Wayne Reynolds art you can enjoy such evocative filenames as "wooly_hobgoblin.jpg", "Azlanti_death_star.jpg", and "fanservice_merisiel.tiff".
KIDDING!!
Silent grim stare.
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c'mon "strange elephant.jpg" we want more spoilers than that (just kidding)No, starting now we will only be providing descriptions of illustrations and not the actual illustrations themselves, so as to avoid spoilers. So instead of beautiful Wayne Reynolds art you can enjoy such evocative filenames as "wooly_hobgoblin.jpg", "Azlanti_death_star.jpg", and "fanservice_merisiel.tiff".
KIDDING!!
no... now you have to deliver.. we want the Azlani Deathstar and the Merisiel fanservice :P, you can keep the hobgoblin
Now he's just teasing the gorilla in the monkey house.
Just out of curiosity, Hank & David, what were your previous board screennames? Were you active on here before you got the call?
I posted a few times a few years back, but I never really made much of a presence. There was a time when I was addicted to James Sutter's posts, so I would hunt those out, but then I got distracted by something shiny and didn't come back for a while. But no, I really only got onto this website to order products or read the latest in Paizo news. (If I'd known how cool everyone was on here, I would have been on here more often, though!)
@Charles Scholz: They seem to be attracted to motion or the smells of fear and shame. So if you're bold, shameless, and so incredibly lazy that you tend not to squander your energies on useless activities such as movement, you should be all right.
Director of Brand Strategy
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c'mon "strange elephant.jpg" we want more spoilers than that (just kidding)No, starting now we will only be providing descriptions of illustrations and not the actual illustrations themselves, so as to avoid spoilers. So instead of beautiful Wayne Reynolds art you can enjoy such evocative filenames as "wooly_hobgoblin.jpg", "Azlanti_death_star.jpg", and "fanservice_merisiel.tiff".
KIDDING!!
For your first two days as a publicly announced intern I had extremely high hopes for you. But now you're acting just like all the other Paizo teasers and I don't like that so much. You're supposed to be on our side. What kind of intern doesn't try to stick it to the man by dumping all their top secret info into the public sphere? Even in little drips and drops, doing so will help your career more than you could possibly imagine.
[spoiler]You know, now I think I know why I never got a cool internship when I was younger.
no... now you have to deliver.. we want the Azlani Deathstar and the Merisiel fanservice :P, you can keep the hobgoblin
I don't have the star for you, but you should head over to deviantart and search for "pathfinder fan service" for no reason. I just mention that here for my one random remark per arbitrary time period, nothing to do with merisiel fanservice. Oh, and Lillith didn't paint it, either.
c'mon "strange elephant.jpg" we want more spoilers than that (just kidding)No, starting now we will only be providing descriptions of illustrations and not the actual illustrations themselves, so as to avoid spoilers. So instead of beautiful Wayne Reynolds art you can enjoy such evocative filenames as "wooly_hobgoblin.jpg", "Azlanti_death_star.jpg", and "fanservice_merisiel.tiff".
KIDDING!!
For your first two days as a publicly announced intern I had extremely high hopes for you. But now you're acting just like all the other Paizo teasers and I don't like that so much. You're supposed to be on our side. What kind of intern doesn't try to stick it to the man by dumping all their top secret info into the public sphere? Even in little drips and drops, doing so will help your career more than you could possibly imagine.
[spoiler]You know, now I think I know why I never got a cool internship when I was younger.
I've been reading all his posts very closely, Yoda, and I still see no sign of the secret code. Of course, if he got the answer to my unanswered thread, I might be willing to look the other way...
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Director of Brand Strategy
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I've been reading all his posts very closely, Yoda, and I still see no sign of the secret code. Of course, if he got the answer to my unanswered thread, I might be willing to look the other way...
I'm thinking a batch of pizzas for interns only might be in order to grease their palms.
That's what we do for regular staff members. I think the interns are supposed to send us pizza...but they don't have to if, ya know, they do other stuff.
That's what we do for regular staff members. I think the interns are supposed to send us pizza...but they don't have to if, ya know, they do other stuff.
Well, as you can see that I troll the forums regularly, clearly I don't! What's your favorite topping?
and "fanservice_merisiel.tiff".
KIDDING!!
Well that's certainly better than "fanservice_keketar.tiff". But now that image is in your head, and it will not leave. When you turn off the lights tonight, it will be there staring at you, hissing seductively. ;)
When you turn off the lights tonight, it will be there staring at you, hissing seductively. ;)
Wearing a sheer black lace number.