It's a small world! Rawk! My ex was a harpy...
So how is ol Pazuzu? Just keep in mind, we don't get into any interdivine feuds here. We're just all about the knowledge, the Winds, the integrity of the shrine, and the offerings...esp. the offerings.
Same as always, thinks he roosts over the Abyss and he won't let Lamashtu out of her cage. The nerve of some Demon Lords.
Who dares approach our sanctuary unbidden?
RRRAIK!
Who dares approach our sanctuary unbidden?
RRRAIK!
"Beware!" Says a sending. "It is incredibly powerful! I can feel it!"
WHAT, WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME what is this strange blue threads which hold me....
The Threads are almighty. They are drawn from the Board itself.
What?!
3rd door to the left
Fear not, Kobold. The Winds will not tolerate foolishness at their sanctuary.
Fear not, Kobold. The Winds will not tolerate foolishness at their sanctuary.
The Godfather is trapped by the Borg. Do not fear.
Try the Safe House and the Crimson Crime thread...good luck! Don't come back! RAWK!
I guess by "all" he means the Tribbles. If he had knocked over any of the holy stones, the Winds would've dealt harshly with his bigness.
Gee, this is awkward...but she told me it didn't count.
Why the gifts, tribble? Just leave it in the illusionary dimension for the borg. They need all the help they can get.
We assimilated Jeri Ryan.
We have no further need for Strippers.
Mmmm....roadkill
CAW! You are strangely silent, Jay Frogskin. Tell us, what have you learned on your journey through the underworld?
CAW! You are strangely silent, Jay Frogskin. Tell us, what have you learned on your journey through the underworld?
Eh, I was waiting for this all to blow over with the Godfather. I heard that he's stopped attacking and made a promise to KC.
I hope he gets back soon...he was supposed to explain.
CAW! You are strangely silent, Jay Frogskin. Tell us, what have you learned on your journey through the underworld?Eh, I was waiting for this all to blow over with the Godfather. I heard that he's stopped attacking and made a promise to KC.
I hope he gets back soon...he was supposed to explain.
*Suddenly, KC's skull appears in the place*
Hi. I'm sorry I couldn't explain before. Frogskin, your own body was violated. The magic which bound you to the plane was messed up by that. So, when you were brought back, the magics needed to find a substitute. And they found your old body.You will be able to find your preferred form, but it may take a while . Good luck.
*Teleports*
Anybody have any good roadkill recipes?
JF should be able to help you out with roadkill while in his raven form, Vinny. Awrk! It's nice to be able to rest after all those days of ritual...chirrip!
Anybody have any good roadkill recipes?
Oh yes here a gift Hands Vinny a and impressively evil looking book with fur cover and decorated in claws ans small animal skulls. The cover reads Road killanomacon
Lots of good stuff in there
Settles back down and pecks at the sacrificial feedcorn
Settles back down and pecks at the sacrificial feedcorn
Feedcorn! FEEDCORN!!!!! What you need is some nice, juicy roadkill. The yellow paint adds flavor.
BRWAKKKK!
We chickens only eat roadkill when it is disguised as feedcorn. You have to grind it up and mix it with wood shavings.
KRAAAAAWK!
Flaps over from the old Temple of Elemental Gygaxianism.
Rawk!
Here Vinny, are some ripened carcasses for you. It looks like the squatters over at the ol Gygax place are getting rough with their neighbors, just as the Winds foretold.
Raik!
Chirp?
A ringing from a distance fills the area as a faint “It is done” follows
Brethren, let us take council together. Is there any news from the winds? Any new business? Any suppliants ringing the dinner...ur, I mean...sacrificial bell?
BRWAAAK! The foul tribble lord has crafted an artifact of immense power! He now rules his own realm. He gathers like-minded evil ones to his banner! AWWWWK!
We must take counsel on this!
If anybody needs me, I'll be over in the desert. My buddy Vance told me they've got some poor schmuck dying of thirst, so everybody's circling.
Powers rise and fall. How does this affect the Brothers of the Winds, or our holy place?
Raik!
May the Winds bear you safely there and back, brother. Tell Vance about our sacred place.
BRWAAAK!
He has used the very Winds to power his new artifact!
Everybody claims to use the powers of the Winds. Motions over towards the Horn of Divination, and the borg that may be discerned therein. Why should we believe an annoying, goofy tribble?
KeeeeeeeeeuuurrrrrrrriK!
BRWAAAK!
He has used the very Winds to power his new artifact!
Squawk! Get the rod! It's ours!
Heh you want my rod huh...kinky
Our wings and our minds summon the Winds and master them. But strictly speaking, their is no controlling the Winds. And so much the fool who thinks he can.
As I feared, this can only result in more annoying interruptions and puerile innuendo.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark!
heh says you I change the winds direction every time i eat burritos
An ancient treant appears at the edge of the Place of Winds and begins swaying in the breeze.
King of the Winds! The Earth and the Sky must meet to discuss strange happenings. Beings that call themselves gods and demon lords are popping up like dandelions. And as much as I like dandelions the Earth calls to me in warning.
As long as these beings are satisfied contending with other beings in sport and battle the Earth is content. They all become food in time. But they have tampered with the Earth's Children, the tree and the stone. This has awakened my power.
Rawk! The Winds hear their sister's cry! We will not fight at the Place of the Winds, which can only be reached by suppliants (while all unwelcome parties are shifted into an identical, illusory dimensional trap), but we will send the Winds to battle these forces abroad, if that is the decision of the council.
Rawk!
Brothers, let us take counsel!
Rawk! The Winds hear their sister's cry! We will not fight at the Place of the Winds, which can only be reached by suppliants (while all unwelcome parties are shifted into an identical, illusory dimensional trap), but we will send the Winds to battle these forces abroad, if that is the decision of the council.
Rawk!
Brothers, let us take counsel!
With the power of the winds the curse shall be complete!
With the power of the winds the curse shall be complete!Rawk! The Winds hear their sister's cry! We will not fight at the Place of the Winds, which can only be reached by suppliants (while all unwelcome parties are shifted into an identical, illusory dimensional trap), but we will send the Winds to battle these forces abroad, if that is the decision of the council.
Rawk!
Brothers, let us take counsel!
Oooh, who are you cursing? Can I help? Will it cause conflict?
BRWAAAK!
Let us counsel the wise oaken wind friend!
I think they think they can take my toy away. Oh I sent for a few thousand for the BBQ will that suffice?
I think they think they can take my toy away. Oh I sent for a few thousand for the BBQ will that suffice?
Yes, that sounds like a suitable sacrifice. I look forward to it. I may still encourage this little field trip of theirs, though. No hard feelings. It's just that I soooo enjoy conflict.
I think they think they can take my toy away. Oh I sent for a few thousand for the BBQ will that suffice?
Child. I will not 'take' anything away. You will give it willingly. For even your tiny realm has need of the Earth and Sky.
We will wait. We are patient.
nah none taken, I used my knowledge wisely. There is a way to depower my toy...heh they will not like it
Ya know stuff is more powerful if it has a weakness.
Brothers, place the downy Comforter of Silence over the Horn of Divination, that we may block out all this chatter from our council. What do you say brothers? Should we remain here in the inviolable safety of the place of the Winds, or should we go forth when battle arises, and blow demons and gods back where they came from?
I think they think they can take my toy away. Oh I sent for a few thousand for the BBQ will that suffice?
Child. I will not 'take' anything away. You will give it willingly. For even your tiny realm has need of the Earth and Sky.
We will wait. We are patient.
Humm plan of air, plan of earth..yep been there don't want em boring and dull places
Besides what are you next to the endless abyss? My kind asre the children of sin.
You are just dull.
BRWAAAK!
Indescision assists evil! Time has come for action!
GRAAWK!
So says the ChickenMind!