Would you sign up for A job in a Thinktank that comes up with ideas for the OBAMA Administration? If so why havent you?
No, because I have a college education.
Seriously, no. It hurts when I think too much....
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Well....technically, I already have such a job. After all, my co-workers and I are always trying to come up with new ideas (from an engineering standpoint) to help the Navy in its efforts to continue protecting the United States.
My organization is part of the DoD, and we answer to the President.
[COUGH]Antigrav engine for ocean liners and navy ships[CLEARS THROAT]
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[COUGH]Antigrav engine for ocean liners and navy ships[CLEARS THROAT]Well....technically, I already have such a job. After all, my co-workers and I are always trying to come up with new ideas (from an engineering standpoint) to help the Navy in its efforts to continue protecting the United States.
My organization is part of the DoD, and we answer to the President.
[COUGH]I wish[CLEARS THROAT]
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[COUGH]I wish[CLEARS THROAT][COUGH]Antigrav engine for ocean liners and navy ships[CLEARS THROAT]Well....technically, I already have such a job. After all, my co-workers and I are always trying to come up with new ideas (from an engineering standpoint) to help the Navy in its efforts to continue protecting the United States.
My organization is part of the DoD, and we answer to the President.
Tell them this: String Theory invalidates religion and evolution. The Universe is Debris of change in Possibility, Singularities are moments of change in Possibility, and Time a consequence of continuous change in Possibility.
Exploiting that should put them forward technologically about a thousand years...g+$*%#n monkeys with nukes :p
Director of Brand Strategy
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Would you sign up for A job in a Thinktank that comes up with ideas for the OBAMA Administration? If so why havent you?
I've actually been thinking of taking up his call to service. Probably not working for his government specifically, but there are plenty of places where I think I could apply my skills set to make a difference instead of just making a paycheck. We'll see if anything comes of my musings. I think it won't.
i also currently work for the obama administration. i am an army recruiter. i am seeking qualified men and women aged 17 to 42 to fill the ranks of the most powerful army in the world, to protect america, and our interests abroad.
working in homeland security for 24 years.
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i also currently work for the obama administration. i am an army recruiter. i am seeking qualified men and women aged 17 to 42 to fill the ranks of the most powerful army in the world, to protect america, and our interests abroad.
working in homeland security for 24 years.
Yeah well I don't qualify even though I scored the highest possible score on the ASFAB (is that what it was called? I can't remember it was 7 years ago) I tried and they wouldn't take me, so I really have issues with recruiters stemming from rejection. :P
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Deaf in one ear.Yeah well I don't qualify even though I scored the highest possible score on the ASFAB (is that what it was called? I can't remember it was 7 years ago) I tried and they wouldn't take me, so I really have issues with recruiters stemming from rejection. :Pflat feet?
What?
i also currently work for the obama administration. i am an army recruiter. i am seeking qualified men and women aged 17 to 42 to fill the ranks of the most powerful army in the world, to protect america, and our interests abroad.
working in homeland security for 24 years.
And I am seeking qualified gals ages 18 to 21...please contact me privately for sexy time...
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i also currently work for the obama administration. i am an army recruiter. i am seeking qualified men and women aged 17 to 42 to fill the ranks of the most powerful army in the world, to protect america, and our interests abroad.
working in homeland security for 24 years.
Wow...recruiting children into armies: didnt the UN declare that a crime last year?
i also currently work for the obama administration. i am an army recruiter. i am seeking qualified men and women aged 17 to 42 to fill the ranks of the most powerful army in the world, to protect america, and our interests abroad.
working in homeland security for 24 years.
Much kudos for doing a difficult-but-crucial job. Aside from Drill Sergeant possibly the crappiest job in the Army.
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What?Deaf in one ear.Yeah well I don't qualify even though I scored the highest possible score on the ASFAB (is that what it was called? I can't remember it was 7 years ago) I tried and they wouldn't take me, so I really have issues with recruiters stemming from rejection. :Pflat feet?
Never heard that one before
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I have an even more important job than working for an Obama think tank. I am a teacher.
Underpaid Teacher Alert.
"Put the chalk down an step away from the board..."
Single SWAT laser points at crazed teacher holding kids hostage.
"I'm in the middle of a class..."
Fifty SWAT lasers point at Non co-operative Teacher holding children hostage with a piece of chalk.
"Put the Chalk Down! NOW!"
Teacher stares at the SWAT commander and shakes his head.
"I dont get paid enough for this..."
"He's trying to renegotiate his Salary! Open Fire!"
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I have an even more important job than working for an Obama think tank. I am a teacher.Underpaid Teacher Alert.
"Put the chalk down an step away from the board..."
Single SWAT laser points at crazed teacher holding kids hostage.
"I'm in the middle of a class..."
Fifty SWAT lasers point at Non co-operative Teacher holding children hostage with a piece of chalk.
"Put the Chalk Down! NOW!"
Teacher stares at the SWAT commander and shakes his head.
"I dont get paid enough for this..."
"He's trying to renegotiate his Salary! Open Fire!"
Ah, but as a teacher who is also ex-military, could the SWAT team even get close to me? ;p
