An evil wizard would get all the babes he wanted by using charm spells.
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Wizards, man! Even when you set aside the charm spells, alter self and polymorph, or Eagle's Splendor, one piece of magic puts the wizard above the fighter.
Prestidigitation
You come back from an adventure, covered in sweat, piss, mud, ichor, and blood and guts from gods know what kind of abominations, that's gonna turn the ladies right off. But the wizard, one snap of the fingers, and he's clean as a whistle, probably smellin' nice too.
Wizards on this one. Just start talking about the Dragonlance novels and wait for all the fanboys (and girls) to start mewling over Raistlin.......grumble grumble...gold skinned pretty boy...grumble
Wizards would win because they can cast appearance enhancing spells on the ladies which would be the same as a makeover.
Wizards would win because they can cast unseen servant. This would eliminate housework.
How many chicks has Elminster gotten over his life time?
I rest my case.
Elminster skews this whole thing . . . the man is the eternal magic pimp. But apparently wizards have some kind of mojo going, because even scrawny Raistlin had Crysania pining after him, and she was a lawful good cleric.
It must be the staff.
How many chicks has Elminster gotten over his life time?
I rest my case.
Elminster skews this whole thing . . . the man is the eternal magic pimp. But apparently wizards have some kind of mojo going, because even scrawny Raistlin had Crysania pining after him, and she was a lawful good cleric.
It must be the staff.
Nah, women just love the bad boy.
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Forget all that macho sh@t and learn how to play Guitar: Bards are the ones with the love, I mean you have the skill with your sword, the High Charisma and the magic to charm the um pants off of them. Not to mention the 'tude.Yeah, but dead PCs get no wimmins...
Might as well be a monk...
;)
Who says that monks have to celibate? The Kamasutra was written by monks, Kwai Chang Kane got laid more than most wizards do.
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yeah, what is it about the bald guy anyway? What makes Picard and Sean Connery so the hell sexy? Why does Belkar get all the love? Whats with the baldness people!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean Conerry had hair once and still he got more women than any of us...
i wold say he accounts for rogue... or troubleshooter... to much charm for being a fighter, and not squishi like a wizard, rogue is the way to go...
Bard might get more... but rogue get the quality ones :)
Fighters or Wizards: Who gets the babes?
Eldritch Knights. Duh.
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How many chicks has Elminster gotten over his life time?
I rest my case.
Elminster skews this whole thing . . . the man is the eternal magic pimp. But apparently wizards have some kind of mojo going, because even scrawny Raistlin had Crysania pining after him, and she was a lawful good cleric.
It must be the staff.
"O, the wizard's staff had a knob on the end." ... sorry ... and with credit to TP.
Hmmm... that's a tough one, fighters, wizards, and rogues all have their charm:
Fighters are always there to catch the princess when she falls. They're -always- there, so it's only a matter of time.
Wizards are usually so busy with either their books or the task at hand that they don't notice the princess is there, and "not being noticed" is something your average self-important princess can't have, so she seeks him out.
Rogues -dare-, easy as that, who dares wins.
Oh well, when all is said and doned the rules of engagement are always the same: Get an expensive car, and be yourself.
And Elminster doesn't count! That muchkins' wet dream has at least two levels in every class from every sourcebook that gets published as long as Forgotten Realms exists. If there's one good thing about Pathfinder is the absence of an 'Elminster' figure.
Then wind up cheating with the pool boy...
That's why I married a hot she-nerd.
An evil wizard would get all the babes he wanted by using charm spells.
Charm spells put women firmly in 'the friend zone.' Now if he were to research an Axe Body Wash spell...
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