
Lathiira |

I haven't found a way to twist any these posts into a perceived attack on me yet. As soon as I do, I'll start smiting!
Kirth, how dare you think that this thread is all about you! The statistics plainly show that you have no insight as to how to play this game. Stop wasting everyone's time with your insults and your pandering!

Lathiira |

What the f@@~ is that supposed to mean, you b&&~*!!! Dretches will f@@~ing kill anyone who messes with them! So shut the hell up!
No wonder everyone avoids the Paizo boards, with an attitude like that. Do you talk like that all the time? All you're doing is bringing down the reputation of this place. Do you know what you sound like? Obviously not. Why don't you head back to the Abyss, presuming you can find it, and leave this discussion to those of us with an actual Intelligence score?

Lathiira |

Oy! Ders nuffing wrong wiff Kirth! Heesa good boy!
From bad to worse. Now it's an amphibian. I asked for a conversation that didn't involve grunting and drooling, and I get a frog. How quaint. Now why don't you hop on back to the pond or something? Shoo now, I don't want your warts.

Smurf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 |

Well, now we can have some actual intelligent conversation, I hope, without the mewlings of the weak to interrupt. Where was I? Oh yes, now I remember, Kirth and his presumptuous ways. Well Kirth, now that you're dretch lackey has left, are you ready to admit you're wrong?
Lathiira is correct.
Dretches are Smurf-Irrelevant.
Dretches have no adventages features that make them suitable for Smurf-Assimilation.

CyborgRodent_of_Logic |

Smurf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:Fames are Smurf-Irrelevant.Your little blue species will not be assimilated. You're trying too hard. Your uniqueness will not be added to our own.
What the ... Why am I blue!?
Which one of you morons forgot to turn off the assimilator???
I don't care!! Purge the bloody species recall buffer!

Lathiira |

Great, now the goofy smvrfs are here too. So much for getting anything useful accomplished in this thread now. As if the warwoof wasn't bad enough. I've had it with all this witty and pointless banter. No one around here is actually trying to be productive and helpful to making Paizo the undisputed greatest RPG company of all time. All I see are people having fun and ignoring the reality of the situation. Heaven forbid someone try to do something like point out all of the (many) flaws in Pathfinder, like its backward-compatibility. Oh no, it's all kobold and smvrf infestations and jokes. Well, count me out. I've got better things to do with my time, like watching mold grow. I'll go somewhere where my opinion is recognized as the One True Way. Congratulations, you've lost another great mind, Paizo.

Smurf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 |

Smurf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:Fames are Smurf-Irrelevant.Your little blue species will not be assimilated. You're trying too hard. Your uniqueness will not be added to our own.
Your objects are Smurf-Futile.
Species 692 has already been assimilated.Our Blue, Three-Apples tall, uniqueness is already part of the collective.
We are one-Smurf.

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Stop Night Elf rushing me, you trolls!
Great, now the goofy smvrfs are here too. So much for getting anything useful accomplished in this thread now. As if the warwoof wasn't bad enough. I've had it with all this witty and pointless banter. No one around here is actually trying to be productive and helpful to making Paizo the undisputed greatest RPG company of all time. All I see are people having fun and ignoring the reality of the situation. Heaven forbid someone try to do something like point out all of the (many) flaws in Pathfinder, like its backward-compatibility. Oh no, it's all kobold and smvrf infestations and jokes. Well, count me out. I've got better things to do with my time, like watching mold grow. I'll go somewhere where my opinion is recognized as the One True Way. Congratulations, you've lost another great mind, Paizo.
Ad hominem. And Strawman to boot. Why don't you go cry in the corner, because nobody here agrees with you, even if they do. They agree with me, and those who I say agree with me, even when they don't.
If you posters cannot even admit to this simple fact, I must educate you.

Stuffy Grammarian |

I'm too busy ignoring the trolls and basking in the glow of my own excellence. Your avatars all are made of suck.
Obviously you have no grasp of the English language; "made of" calls for a noun, whereas "suck" is a verb! Clearly you are the juvenile product of the worthless liberal public schools, from which you FAILED, just like all of you are full of fail (!)

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Lathiira wrote:Well Kirth, now that you're dretch lackey has left, are you ready to admit you're wrong?I'm too busy ignoring the trolls and basking in the glow of my own excellence.
Your avatars all are made of suck.
Dirth Burpsen, I would make a Windows Paint picture of a satyr getting drunk on a bottle with his picture on it, but your avatar reveals your true nature!
Enjoy your nice warm glass of failure, sir. Call me when your IQ rises over 90.

Charles Evans 25 |
I agree entirely with Jal's proposal for a tiering system in the game of Chess, and that the pawns are horribly dangerous sneaky things. I mean, if I didn't say it already, it is obvious to even an amoeba that 'pwn' is shorthand for 'pawn', and a reference to what derriere-kicking pieces that they are.

WHG's Flunkie |

Iron Sentinel wrote:Stay back, and do not try to swarm me, ye accursed trolls, or I shall smite thee with my vastly superior intelligence!No, you idiot, you need to use FIRE! ;)
Witch! Unholy Warlock! Quick! Someone make an attack (t)roll on Invisible Castle, and cut him down before he gets away.