All those who have been assimilated, report under your new identity and be recognized.
Resistance is futile.
who, what, where????
I''ve... I've gotta get away from who I was...
Please take me in! Please!
Can you alter my looks?
Can you strip my memories?
Make me new.
Make me someone else.
Glory to the Many.
(sounds of a shotgun being discharged into a man begging for mercy.)
(Pretends to hear nothing despite a reflexive startle.)
Glory remake us.
"Humans are weak and the weak will perish."
BluePigeon
Cobalt Blue Dragon with a species 8-4-7-2 template
"Humans are weak and the weak will perish."
Tell me about it. That was my former career's motto.
If you wish assimilation, come join the Jack cult. Everyone is welcome.
Yeah, Jack's is the place to be assimilated. Cmon man!
Jack's cult overemphasizes breakfast foods. I cannot agree to abide by such a limited focus. Sometimes my new identity will demand lunch, of this I am certain.
"Humans are weak and the weak will perish."
Poodles is weakerest.
Frog leg gumbo for everyone.
Yummy!
We have an abundance of dead frogs to dispose of too...Roast poodle is one of our most popular dishes.Jack's cult overemphasizes breakfast foods. I cannot agree to abide by such a limited focus. Sometimes my new identity will demand lunch, of this I am certain.We offer hearty brunches as well.
So we ain’t friends no more? Just askin’ so I can update my list.
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So we ain’t friends no more? Just askin’ so I can update my list.We have an abundance of dead frogs to dispose of too...Roast poodle is one of our most popular dishes.Jack's cult overemphasizes breakfast foods. I cannot agree to abide by such a limited focus. Sometimes my new identity will demand lunch, of this I am certain.We offer hearty brunches as well.
No, we love poodles.
No, we love poodles.So we ain’t friends no more? Just askin’ so I can update my list.We have an abundance of dead frogs to dispose of too...Roast poodle is one of our most popular dishes.Jack's cult overemphasizes breakfast foods. I cannot agree to abide by such a limited focus. Sometimes my new identity will demand lunch, of this I am certain.We offer hearty brunches as well.
Yep! Because they're so tasty...oops, I mean adorable.
So, if i'm the 'leader' of the Sebastian cult.. and Sebastian is your nemesis.. what's that make me CourtFool?
No wonder everyone on this board thinks Hero is too complicated.
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Jack's cult overemphasizes breakfast foods. I cannot agree to abide by such a limited focus. Sometimes my new identity will demand lunch, of this I am certain.
Here's a nice lunch recipe:
Cheddar and Bacon Hamburger Scallop
Ingredients:
• 1 (4.9 oz.) package Hungry Jack® Cheddar & Bacon Potatoes
• 2 cups water
• 2/3 cup milk
• 1 pound lean ground beef
• 1/4 cup chopped red or green pepper
• 1/4 cup sliced green onions
• 1 teaspoon garlic salt
• 1/4 teaspoon black pepper
Preparation Directions:
1. COMBINE potatoes, sauce mix, water and milk in 3-quart saucepan. Heat just to boiling, stirring occasionally. Reduce heat to low and cover. Simmer 10 minutes, stirring occasionally.
2. COOK ground beef in large skillet over medium-high heat until beef is thoroughly cooked, stirring frequently. Drain if necessary.
3. ADD cooked ground beef, green pepper, onions, garlic salt and pepper to potatoes and continue to cook 4 to 6 minutes or until mixture is thoroughly heated, potatoes are tender and sauce has thickened. Serve immediately.
Yield: 4 servings
Prep Time: 10 min
Cook Time: 30 min
OH
the poodles and the tinmen should be friends,
yes, the poodles and the tinmen should be friends...
*licks callous jack*
Leave it to de OTD guys to storm a thread and change the subject completelly (more like turn the thread into a cult clubhouse...)
Leave it to de OTD guys to storm a thread and change the subject completelly (more like turn the thread into a cult clubhouse...)
OTD?
And here's a question: why aren't the Jacks and the Froggies pals?
OTD?
And here's a question: why aren't the Jacks and the Froggies pals?
Off-Topic Discussion
The cultist frog started picking on the Tin culthouse and since robots lack a sense of humor they took a reprisal.
Ribbit!
Paizofolk should all be pals!
(except for the thieves, of course.)
Tinmen dance with the froggies' daughter!
Froggies dance with the Jacks's gals!
EDIT: There's a topic?
** spoiler omitted **
EDIT: There's a topic?
That sounds like a SquirrelNutZippers song...
Paizofolk should stick together!
Paizofolk should all be pals!
(except for the thieves, of course.)
Tinmen dance with the froggies' daughter!
Froggies dance with the Jacks's gals!
Hey, what's that supposed to mean? Do you really want to be enemies of the thieves guild?
Hey, what's that supposed to mean? Do you really want to be enemies of the thieves guild?
That parenthetical comment was not a part of my song. It must have been hacked by a Jack. Big Tex has no beef with any thief. My songs were meant only to bring people together. It's time for a change. I'm Big Tex, and I approve of this post.
You will all comply to the unity of perfection that is the collective.
Murd-R-BOY. You will be assimilated. your uniqueness will be added to are own.
Your designation is 1 of 12 of paizomatrix0
David Witanowski. You will be assimilated. your uniqueness will be added to are own.
Your designation is 2 of 12 of paizomatrix0
{Grins big at thieves}
C'mon! Nobody knows "Oklahoma"? Not even the invading borg?
And I thought frogs were big singers.
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When I read the thread title, I thought I might see references to the DIALECTIC CULT I belonged to in college. Alas, it was not to be.
the Paizo population only deal with off-topic cults, sorry