Entirety of Creation vs. Courtfool......fight!!!
Ow, you're no fun anymore.
I will be more than glad to sign that petition!
If you really are a "Super Nice Guy", you'll be a chum and fetch me a mojito, if you please.
What the deuce!?
Now see here, U.M, I thought this was a llama-shoot. (Adjusts monacles while scanning for flying monkeys.)
and them long-necked alticameluses. Or "dire llamas."
Splooortch
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True story, we had a llama on the farm. His name was Andy. He hated girl llamas and would bite them and chase them away, but he enjoyed the presence of female goats. In the Biblical sense.
Sadly the unions remained fruitless, because I would have loved to have seen what a half-goat / half-llama looked like...
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True story, we had a llama on the farm. His name was Andy. He hated girl llamas and would bite them and chase them away, but he enjoyed the presence of female goats. In the Biblical sense.
Sadly the unions remained fruitless, because I would have loved to have seen what a half-goat / half-llama looked like...
My brother in North Carolina has goats. Maybe I should talk him into getting a llama.
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Maybe you should check with the goat first - that might not be his/her bag, baby.
My brother in North Carolina has goats. Maybe I should talk him into getting a llama.
Actually, he has two goats - one male, one female. It'd be funny to see a llama try to get it on with the female, then have the male goat fight back.
llama vs. goat - who would win?
How about a pushmi-pullyu?
Oh, I LOVE those !!
I must really be moving up in the world to inspire such ire.
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That would be so cool, but wouldn't that be more like a hippogryph?In honor of David Fryer's avatar, the next 'deadline monster' should be a South American 'griffon' made from a Llama with a Parrots head and wings.
True. I tend to forget about Hippogriffs 'cause I don't like 'em. Griffons are way cooler looking, IMO.
Not that this has anything to do with what a llama/parrot hybrid would look like, or the closely related, but more easily-stowed-in-luggage-comparments, poodle/rooster hybrid.
I must really be moving up in the world to inspire such ire.
Let them have the Llamas Master! The Poodles shall rule the board world.
*prepares for self sacrifice...*
I thought my ol' granny's little pooch had died many years ago, and delighted in my life free of nips and yapping...then, I discovered the cruel truth that reincarnation can result in an electronic rebirth...
Personally I find it frustrating that I come to these boards and find some guy named courtfool who reminds me so much of myself.
I am not sure whether to be insulted or flattered.
Your mouths look pretty similiar...
Your mouths look pretty similiar...
Are you coming on to me?
Down! DOWN!
*licks Mairkurion {tm}*
"Thankfully, I carry around anti-bacterial hand-cleanser for just such occasions..."
Oy! I wuv wammas! Ye' cann't hurt 'em, dey be gud fer de boards! *throws smoke bomb*
Ahhh confusing talk *passes out*
Counter-Llama-Hater Tactics: Enforce now!
*Cast Summon Llama enforcer*
Oh god.. not more enforcers... send him to the toad vs. half-fiend thread please.
But I don't wanna be sacked!
Spineless, basement dwelling, mama's boy!