nah, lets all go to the Jack's party... I heard there are going to be beer balloons!
*packs a partyhat and a whistle and goes to the jacks house*
Happy New Year frogs and guests...and paizo matiz bot'!
*sweps and mops the lilypads for a clean year's beggining*
Woa! sorry there saber toad, didn't see you there under the dire lilypad
*puts the lilypad back in place*
The collective returns, clears dust from the reactors , powers them up and starts work on the rest of the star system.
Huh? Too complicated 'bot...
*grabs the hand fan and beats a cool breeze while enjoiyn a fresh lemonade*
Weather control matrix goes online
We are willing to rent you a breeze
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Weather control matrix goes online
We are willing to rent you a breeze
Why rent what you can get for free?
Long live the froggies!!!
RioTsunami wrote: Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Weather control matrix goes online
We are willing to rent you a breeze
Why rent what you can get for free?
Long live the froggies!!! Gah! S/\/\RF!
RioTsunami wrote: Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Weather control matrix goes online
We are willing to rent you a breeze
Why rent what you can get for free?
Long live the froggies!!! Points to the Weather control matrix. Shuts down oxygen filtration systems. Increasing Co2 production by 1500% Shutting down radiation filters in the planetary shielding
We would be willing to allow you a breeze now
Or we can also supply nice oxygen tanks
Kobold Cleaver wrote: RioTsunami wrote: Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Weather control matrix goes online
We are willing to rent you a breeze
Why rent what you can get for free?
Long live the froggies!!! Gah! S/\/\RF! What? Where?!? Get the lawn mower!!!
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: RioTsunami wrote: Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Weather control matrix goes online
We are willing to rent you a breeze
Why rent what you can get for free?
Long live the froggies!!! Points to the Weather control matrix. Shuts down oxygen filtration systems. Increasing Co2 production by 1500% Shutting down radiation filters in the planetary shielding
We would be willing to allow you a breeze now
Or we can also supply nice oxygen tanks
*Shimmers into view,permanently reverses the weather machine current function, disappears*

Hops in to the deserted pond. Looks about warily.
Dis pond looks more quiet dan dat other one!
Hops aboard a large green lilypad
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**GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEP**
Was that a rustle in the rushes nearby? All is quiet.
But from a clump of cat tails, wafts the comforting smell of fried corn meal, as two large glass lenses poking out from the vegetation catch the sun, and zoom in and out in the frog's direction. All is still.
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**GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEP**
Rustles through Froghemoth's Guide to Frogs & Toads.
California Red-Legged Frog?
Coastal Tailed Frog?
Mexican Dumpy Frog?
Mexican Leaf Frog?
Oregon Spotted Frog?
Rio Grande Leopard Frog?
Sees the perfection of the area being disrupted and Increases CO2 out put by 1500%, restarts the weather satellites and increasing to atmospheric temperature 150c. After that The collective activates all 497 drone factory's and drags every Collective classified lifeform to assimilation chambers. Then goes back to working on the system ring from the deconstructed planets
Leaps out of the rushes, grabs the frog, and runs for the other, safer pond, coughing and gasping.
Cyber Dragonborn Froggie wrote:
*Shimmers into view,permanently reverses the weather machine current function, disappears*
The collective would like to point out that as a member of species 269 your technology is part of the collective and there for easily undone.
Resistance Is Futile
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Cyber Dragonborn Froggie wrote:
*Shimmers into view,permanently reverses the weather machine current function, disappears*
The collective would like to point out that as a member of species 269 your technology is part of the collective and there for easily undone.
Resistance Is Futile I was disowned so am no longer part of '269'.
And permanent means permanent...
Cyber Dragonborn Froggie wrote:
I was disowned so am no longer part of '269'.
And permanent means permanent... Disowned or not you were/are 269 there for you technology is our technology
Your attacks on the collective are Irrelevant
You do not belong here
Unless you would like to join the collective
~walks over looks at all the frogs and smiles
sigh contentedly~
Tosses a crystal into the pond
"Hey Tex make sure the froggies don't swallow that ok"
Walks back to the safe house whistling as he goes....
Your actions are Flawed
Object is relocated to research station 2345656477
~comes flying in and makes a big splash in the pond.
Whirr click
7
6
*Suddenly, the ghostly Sending of Kobnold Cleaver's skull appears*
Careful. I think that's a bomb. Or something. Put it in a safe place, all the same. He recently ran into the Safehouse shouting 'It's coming!'
a voice comes on the Wind:
Rawk! Leave the Borg to their fate! Rawk!
whirr click
5
Sinks into the pond
a small puff of air explodes up from the pond......
whirrr click
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Your actions are Flawed
Object is relocated to research station 2345656477
PUT IT BACK!!!! OR YOU ARE IN PERIL!
Crimson Jester wrote: 4 *Quickly casts spell, crystal flies back to original position*
Here it comes...
2
1
pond turns green
~jester drone goes pop
Your statement is flawed this is not area designated pond.
Co2 and thermal regulation are not within parameters for plant based life
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Your statement is flawed this is not area designated pond.
Co2 and thermal regulation are not within parameters for plant based life
It's too late. All you guys can do is hope that KC's boost to the crystals are enough!
*Dives for cover*
crystal glow blue with some mystic energy
No crystal here it has been moved off site for study
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: No crystal here it has been moved off site for study It was teleported back by the kittens. You will be glad of such.
Teleportion does not work from outside sources within area claimed by the collective
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Teleportion does not work from outside sources within area claimed by the collective Not teleportation, levitation too.
Levitation, we shall adapt
Adapting
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Teleportion does not work from outside sources within area claimed by the collective Not teleportation, levitation too. Stop telling those moving buckets how your doing stuff!! They do nothing but steal the ideas because the have no A.I. to think up there own.
The drones see all the trespassers, take note and go back to building the systems ring
Hey guys, please don't break gramma's ceramics... play nice!
Those have been recycled into reactor coolant bricks
Darn... next time I'll get those pottery insurances... gotta talk to Fatey
Taking items of value when you left would have been a less flawed approach
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Taking items of value when you left would have been a less flawed approach Nah' they have only sentimental value... I hope after this gramma wills top sending her cra...nice souvenirs to us...
"All who would help, you are needed here.
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