Care for another member? After all, most groups down here want your soul; the Thieves' Guild only want your stuff.
Care for another member? After all, most groups down here want your soul; the Thieves' Guild only want your stuff.Clevery put... now what be in your pockets good sir. This is only initiation, of course... Kind of like freshman hazing.
You stole a penny? Wow, this guild must be desperate for money.
What, you thought I would bring something valuable to a thief's guild?
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I think I am more inclined on a cookie raid.I'm in! Nothing better than a Thieves Guild.
Hmmm... we could go on a panty raid!
But aren't Lilith's cookies enough?
Unless! Never! Has she stopped handing them out!?!?!
Oh yeah she gives them out...darn foiled again.
we could steal Kobold cleavers' Cleaver.
Or Llama wool.
Or, or dare I say it, Sebastian's EGO! where we will fence such a monstrosity off I don't know yet but I am sure we can get good money for it. I mean it is an election year after all.
These are all amazing ideas! Let's start with Cleaver's Cleaver. How should we go about this... create a thread: All Crime Members Vs. Cleaver, where we roll Sleight of Hand checks vs. his single spot check?
This sounds great! We just have to make sure we use a few scrolls of Dispel Magic on him first get rid of any Explosive Runes he put on the thing.
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The Cultists of Jack have a two handed sword of Poodle slaying! we must have this. For the love of all that is good we must have and use this before the poodles propagate and they take over the boards!
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Can I join? All the other aliases have joined a cult except me... Now I fell lonely... And I'm pro-thief and all! I even have a mask
No need to steal our mighty weapon. We have a spare that we will loan you, just don't let the poodles know where you got it. They still think we let them in because we like them. Step one of our plan is proceeding well.
You don't really understand the point of a Thief's Guild, do you? It's not about having the most stuff. It's about taking the most stuff, and we just have the most stuff as a side effect.
I think you guys should steal "Existential Space" as your first heist. Once you all agree to it, you've done it!
Good! I'm in then
*returns all the stuff he stole while he was waiting for acceptance, except for Crimson Jester's naughty version of the Harrow Deck*
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Role Call
Larry Lichman
kessukoofah
The Thief,
Davi The Eccentric,
The Masked Rogue,
The Shade,
Seems we have a pretty good crew started but I think we may need to lower our standards and increase our recruitment drive here. I mean with the way the Jacks and Sebastian clones and Poodles and now Frogs and populating we may never dig our way out. Maybe we can recruit Gninja's to our illustrious cause.
*Steals The Shade's coin-purse*
Now, now, how are you ever going to be a good thief if you give everything you steal back, huh?
Davi The Eccentric,
The Masked Rogue,
Hey, I am the Masked Rogue! My diguise check isn't that good, you know.
Hey I need that for Saturday night!
*gives back a counterfeit of the deck. All chicks are dresses up!*
Now, now, how are you ever going to be a good thief if you give everything you steal back, huh?
No stealing among members!
*warns The Masked Rogue about he beartrap on the coin purse*
Hey, are we all masked rogues? ha!
*Gives The Shade his beartrap back*
Every rogue here wears a mask, but that doesn't make all of us Masked Rogues. You need a certain 'panache' to be a Masked Rogue. Enough panache to make your name "The Masked Rogue", at least.
Hey Crimson Jester, you should add a "The" to your name!
*handles back The Masked Rogue's stolen undies*
Mmmm... Didn't knew that. But good point about the leader's name.
*Hands back The Thief's thieving tools*
*Hands The Shade back his soul*
Sorry, forgot about the 'can't steal souls' clause in the guild charter.
*Hands The Shade back his soul*
Sorry, forgot about the 'can't steal souls' clause in the guild charter.
I have no soul, so you must have taken my sense of humor
*hands back The Masked Rogue's mask*
Now seriously, lets steal something from someone else's thread
Well, the soul-stealing bit is just so we don't end up competing with the hoard of cults running around here.
Wait, what do you mean you stole my mask? It's right he-
Shoot.
*Takes mask back and dives into the shadows*
Well, the soul-stealing bit is just so we don't end up competing with the hoard of cults running around here.
Wait, what do you mean you stole my mask? It's right he-
Shoot.
*Takes mask back and dives into the shadows*
*Hehehe, I sense this will be a fun guild*
Ourselve, of course!