I was the first.
Thanks to my magnificence, ponies for all!
You know, the way things are going lately, I'm afraid one day I will wake up and see in the header:
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If you get me a crossbreed Poodle-pony I'll consider getting a Sebastian Alias!
I was the first.I would say congrats but that's like winning 4th place at the Special Olympics.
Corrected.
....and confuse the hell out of people all over the board.
Oh come on, give us something hard to do.
How about convincing Sebastian's cultists to join the Cult of Jack?
ANd the poodles too! One big insane cult!
...Cult of Jack?
Who?
The success of any organization is inversely proportional to the number of Sebastians in it.
The success of any organization is inversely proportional to the number of Sebastians in it.
I know what you mean. That much greatness concentrated in one location, and the universe simply becomes paralyzed by the awesomeness of it all.
Now I'm sticky. Thanks so much.
*licks Crimson Jester* …and tasty too.
*raises the leg...*
Kidding!
Do it Do it.
Thou shalt not worship false idols! There is only one true Sebastian! Heresy to all you clones! Heresy, I say!How about convincing Sebastian's cultists to join the Cult of Jack?....and confuse the hell out of people all over the board.Oh come on, give us something hard to do.
Or...well, we have been scraping the bottom of the barrel for recruitments...if they want to parade as The High Honorable Lord himself, we can take that as a sign they're to be Cultists. and they more they argue that they're not cultists, they're Sebastian himself, the more they are affirming their cultist status. isn't it the goal of most religions to be like the leader? therefore, we can claim them on our taxes! yay!
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Or...well, we have been scraping the bottom of the barrel for recruitments...if they want to parade as The High Honorable Lord himself, we can take that as a sign they're to be Cultists. and they more they argue that they're not cultists, they're Sebastian himself, the more they are affirming their cultist status. isn't it the goal of most religions to be like the leader? therefore, we can claim them on our taxes! yay!Thou shalt not worship false idols! There is only one true Sebastian! Heresy to all you clones! Heresy, I say!How about convincing Sebastian's cultists to join the Cult of Jack?....and confuse the hell out of people all over the board.Oh come on, give us something hard to do.
Good point!
Come all ye clones! Affirm your Cultist status!
You know you want to join the Cult of Jack. We have beer and chicks.
HA! you know as well as I do that the Cult of Jack is just a front for the Cult of Sebastian. just look at them. Jack and Sebastian look similar. coincidence? The high Lord Sebastian would like you to think so!
*insert Sinister Laugh*
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You know you want to join the Cult of Jack. We have beer and chicks.HA! you know as well as I do that the Cult of Jack is just a front for the Cult of Sebastian. just look at them. Jack and Sebastian look similar. coincidence? The high Lord Sebastian would like you to think so!
*insert Sinister Laugh*
Jack does not look like a shiny happy pony. *insert vile snear*
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You know you want to join the Cult of Jack. We have beer and chicks.Never! There is no Jack.. only Sebastian!
We have GOOD beer and HOT chicks! Don't let him fool you with that Strohs on tap...
We have microbrew, and Polygamy Porter. Share some with the wives.
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Jack does not look like a shiny happy pony. *insert vile snear*You know you want to join the Cult of Jack. We have beer and chicks.HA! you know as well as I do that the Cult of Jack is just a front for the Cult of Sebastian. just look at them. Jack and Sebastian look similar. coincidence? The high Lord Sebastian would like you to think so!
*insert Sinister Laugh*
ooh ohh shiny Happy Pones!
Jack does not look like a shiny happy pony. *insert vile snear*You know you want to join the Cult of Jack. We have beer and chicks.HA! you know as well as I do that the Cult of Jack is just a front for the Cult of Sebastian. just look at them. Jack and Sebastian look similar. coincidence? The high Lord Sebastian would like you to think so!
*insert Sinister Laugh*
I was referring, aloofly mind you, to his previous form. prior to becoming closer to the Great Pony. And I would ask that you show proper respect for the Holy Creatures of the Great Pony.
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ooh ohh shiny Happy Pones!Jack does not look like a shiny happy pony. *insert vile snear*You know you want to join the Cult of Jack. We have beer and chicks.HA! you know as well as I do that the Cult of Jack is just a front for the Cult of Sebastian. just look at them. Jack and Sebastian look similar. coincidence? The high Lord Sebastian would like you to think so!
*insert Sinister Laugh*
Pones are what is left when Heathy gets done chewing on the rest of the pony.
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I was referring, aloofly mind you, to his previous form. prior to becoming closer to the Great Pony. And I would ask that you show proper respect for the Holy Creatures of the Great Pony.Jack does not look like a shiny happy pony. *insert vile snear*You know you want to join the Cult of Jack. We have beer and chicks.HA! you know as well as I do that the Cult of Jack is just a front for the Cult of Sebastian. just look at them. Jack and Sebastian look similar. coincidence? The high Lord Sebastian would like you to think so!
*insert Sinister Laugh*
I will respect each an every one of them as I chop them up for Heathy's kibble.
(rolls through)
Freedom!!