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Blasphemer! Sebastian is the One true person-yet-to-be-elected God! I spit in your general direction!
What you may not know is that sebastian is just as Poodle as CourtFool -deep deep down- but he'll never admit it, so in a way, you are already a Poodle revolutionarie!
If you want, a bunch of us Cultists of Sebastian (ok, just me) are invading this new Poodle thing to see what's up. need to protect the high lord and master, don't-cha know. That should rekindle your inner cultist.Yeah right! That's not what you said last night at PoodleCon when you were poodlecuddling with that sexy puppy!
Totally not my fault! she came onto me man! I don't know her! met her in a bar! Alright fine, I have a weekness for pom-poms, OK?!?!
*breaks down and sobs*
but at least I got her number!
you suck courtfool.
I thought it went without saying that you did not have to meet all of the statements. Just one qualifies you. Multiple affirmatives just amplifies your addiction.
Oh, and don't you mean, "You are full of suck courtfool"?
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but at least I got her number!
Did you two sniff bums?
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but at least I got her number!Did you two sniff bums?
O.O
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Dammit! How could she lie to me? the numbers prolly fake too...
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Dammit! How could she lie to me? the numbers prolly fake too...
Don't worry, I'll pass you her info from our private files. Another perk for the Poodle Revolution! Join up!
The first thing you do when you get to work is check the board to see if any of your friends have posted anything new. You guys know who you are. You assign your students "learning activities" to have an excuse to check the board. You have more people you consider to be your friends on the board than in the town you live in.
Sign #1: You create a message board post titled, "Signs You're A Paizo Messageboard Addict," and you waste valuable student learning time to feed your addiction. You should have your teaching certificate revoked.
Dammit man! Pull yourself together! You're a Cultist of Sebastian, man!
So he should be use to the smell of bum.
Dammit man! Pull yourself together! You're a Cultist of Sebastian, man!but at least I got her number!Did you two sniff bums?O.O
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Dammit! How could she lie to me? the numbers prolly fake too...
gah! you're right. Praise be to Sebastian the wise! Sebastian the Just! Sebastian the apparently large Ego-ed.
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The first thing you do when you get to work is check the board to see if any of your friends have posted anything new. You guys know who you are. You assign your students "learning activities" to have an excuse to check the board. You have more people you consider to be your friends on the board than in the town you live in.Sign #1: You create a message board post titled, "Signs You're A Paizo Messageboard Addict," and you waste valuable student learning time to feed your addiction. You should have your teaching certificate revoked.
you post bitter comments on a board meant for levity and jollyness.
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The first thing you do when you get to work is check the board to see if any of your friends have posted anything new. You guys know who you are. You assign your students "learning activities" to have an excuse to check the board. You have more people you consider to be your friends on the board than in the town you live in.Sign #1: You create a message board post titled, "Signs You're A Paizo Messageboard Addict," and you waste valuable student learning time to feed your addiction. You should have your teaching certificate revoked.
Are you kidding? wasting student time is like 99% of teaching. the other 1% is learnign how to say "read chapter XX for wednesday" in a monotone.
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Sign #1: You create a message board post titled, "Signs You're A Paizo Messageboard Addict," and you waste valuable student learning time to feed your addiction. You should have your teaching certificate revoked.Nice troll post.
I like the way his bile splattered all over the thread in a lovely pattern. Give it a 2.6? Maybe .7?
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Sign #1: You create a message board post titled, "Signs You're A Paizo Messageboard Addict," and you waste valuable student learning time to feed your addiction. You should have your teaching certificate revoked.
That's just not nice. Makes Sebastian sad.
Every time someone 'troll posts', a horsie dies. :(
Think of the horsies.
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Are you kidding? wasting student time is like 99% of teaching. the other 1% is learnign how to say "read chapter XX for wednesday" in a monotone.The first thing you do when you get to work is check the board to see if any of your friends have posted anything new. You guys know who you are. You assign your students "learning activities" to have an excuse to check the board. You have more people you consider to be your friends on the board than in the town you live in.Sign #1: You create a message board post titled, "Signs You're A Paizo Messageboard Addict," and you waste valuable student learning time to feed your addiction. You should have your teaching certificate revoked.
I would suggest that you read "The First Days of School" by Harry Wong. It spends a lot of time discussing how the more time a teacher spends working, the less time the students spend learning. If I put my students to work on "learning activities" then they are doing research and preparing presentations which make them actively involved in the learning process. More and more they are finding that lecture is one of the least effective ways of teaching. Almost without exception my students tell me that they have learned more from my class than from any other teacher.
Sign #1: You create a message board post titled, "Signs You're A Paizo Messageboard Addict," and you waste valuable student learning time to feed your addiction. You should have your teaching certificate revoked.That's just not nice. Makes Sebastian sad.
Every time someone 'troll posts' a horsie dies. :(
Think of the horsies.
NOOOOOO!!! The Ponies! must go protect the ponies!
*Climbs onto sunwing, his blue and yellow mount, and rushes to the stables*|
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I would suggest that you read "The First Days of School" by Harry Wong. It spends a lot of time discussing how the more time a teacher spends working, the less time the students spend learning. If I put my students to work on "learning activities" then they are doing research and preparing presentations which make them actively involved in the learning process. More and more they are finding that lecture is one of the least effective ways of teaching. Almost without exception my students tell me that they have learned more from my class than from any other teacher.Are you kidding? wasting student time is like 99% of teaching. the other 1% is learnign how to say "read chapter XX for wednesday" in a monotone.The first thing you do when you get to work is check the board to see if any of your friends have posted anything new. You guys know who you are. You assign your students "learning activities" to have an excuse to check the board. You have more people you consider to be your friends on the board than in the town you live in.Sign #1: You create a message board post titled, "Signs You're A Paizo Messageboard Addict," and you waste valuable student learning time to feed your addiction. You should have your teaching certificate revoked.
I was kinda partially joking with my answer, but to be honest I have noticed that classes that give a bit of teaching at the beginning and then time to work on stuff in class are the ones that I benefit most from. as opposed to those that are an hour and half long lecture, which I almsot invariably becgin to write adventures during.
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I was kinda partially joking with my answer, but to be honest I have noticed that classes that give a bit of teaching at the beginning and then time to work on stuff in class are the ones that I benefit most from. as opposed to those that are an hour and half long lecture, which I almsot invariably becgin to write adventures during.
I was all the way joking with my first comment, but some people took it as an excuse to troll, so I used your comment as an excuse to offer explanation. Just so I am clear, I never have and I never will give my students an assignment for the purpose of having an excuse to check the messageboard. If they are given an assignment there is an academic reason behind it.
You can not read CNN without feeling the need to share with other Paizoans.
I was never interested in current events when I was in high school. It is a shame, though. I had no idea how useful they could be for adventure seeds.
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You can not read CNN without feeling the need to share with other Paizoans.I don't read CNN, but my students and I start each class by watching the CNN student news.
I had a history teacher that did something similar, only it wasn't the student news, it was just the normal CNN news. 15-20 minutes worth on average 3 days a week. when someone asked him why, he just pointed and said that this is history happening. it was pretty cool. he'd also explain that "history repeating itself" adage when things happened and point to where similar things have happened before for similar reasons. i forgot most everything that was actually talked about, but history repeating itself has become an inescapable truth for me.
David gets his hard facts from The Onion.
;-)
Almost as accurate as the ‘liberal’ media.
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In high school, we didn't watch CNN, it was Channel 2 news i think. Back when Lisa Ling was a part of the cast.
I was never interested in current events when I was in high school. It is a shame, though. I had no idea how useful they could be for adventure seeds.
Now, I watch CNN all the time. Never once thought of that. I will now, thanks!
I never learned to read. :-(
That gives me an amusing mental image of law books printed in cartoons.
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you suck courtfool.I thought it went without saying that you did not have to meet all of the statements. Just one qualifies you. Multiple affirmatives just amplifies your addiction.
Oh, and don't you mean, "You are full of suck courtfool"?
I knew I didn't have to meet all of them, but Dangit I was going for 100% addiction and you stuck me with 95% addiction. How am I going to show my face at my next PA meeting, huh, answer me that?
Now, I watch CNN all the time. Never once thought of that. I will now, thanks!
Examples from another board.
How am I going to show my face at my next PA meeting, huh, answer me that?
That was your face?
I knew I didn't have to meet all of them, but Dangit I was going for 100% addiction and you stuck me with 95% addiction. How am I going to show my face at my next PA meeting, huh, answer me that?you suck courtfool.I thought it went without saying that you did not have to meet all of the statements. Just one qualifies you. Multiple affirmatives just amplifies your addiction.
Oh, and don't you mean, "You are full of suck courtfool"?
by donning a poodle mask made from the skull of a poodle? trust me, no one will even remember that you missed a question.
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Now, I watch CNN all the time. Never once thought of that. I will now, thanks!Examples from another board.
:) thanks
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You can not read CNN without feeling the need to share with other Paizoans.I don't read CNN, but my students and I start each class by watching the CNN student news.David gets his hard facts from The Onion.
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What are these facts that you speak of? I find it is easier to just make it up as I go along.
Bah! CEO of a huge national bank is where it is at. Even if you do a terrible job, you get ~$7 million as severance pay.
You know, if I do a terrible job I just get fired.
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What you may not know is that sebastian is just as Poodle as CourtFool -deep deep down- but he'll never admit it, so in a way, you are already a Poodle revolutionarie!
I thought Sebastian was more Pony than Poodle? Maybe he's like one of those freaky cross animals like an Owlbear: Poony or Ponyoodle or something. Bella Poodle maybe?
I thought Sebastian was more Pony than Poodle? Maybe he's like one of those freaky cross animals like an Owlbear: Poony or Ponyoodle or something. Bella Poodle maybe?
O.O Picture that! That's a big Poodly! :)
... QUite a problem! We are still hiring people for that at PoodleCon, not much people applies. The pay is good thou ;)
