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George the Rabbit wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
George the Rabbit wrote:
It's your breath.

Ooh, a rabbit!

*humps George*

Not until the third date!

*slaps poodle.*

Coy.

I like that.


Slap me next! YIP!

*wags tail excitedly and piddles on the floor*


Yip

:Slap:


I am not a chew toy!
You can hump me if you want.


Mr. Tiggles wrote:

I am not a chew toy!

You can hump me if you want.

*Humps Mr. Tiggles*


Llama Prophet wrote:

Yip

:Slap:

Ouch! Now I'm all turned on.

*humps Llama Prophet*


I am a humpster.


Mr. Tiggles wrote:
I am a humpster.

*humps Mr. Tiggles some more*


Ha ha ha poodle you don't know where i've been.


Yankee Poodle wrote:
Llama Prophet wrote:

Yip

:Slap:

Ouch! Now I'm all turned on.

*humps Llama Prophet*

woohoowoo


Snow fell off the roof and hit me while I was peeing. I'm pretty sure some damn frenchie was up there pushing the stuff off.


Mr. Tiggles wrote:
Ha ha ha poodle you don't know where i've been.

Dude, we're Poodles. You haven't come close to doing the things that we've done. *shows Mr. Tiggles the gorilla suit, the Charlton Heston mask and some of the other poodle "toys".


~humps Cockapoo~

I knew it was you!


Llama Prophet wrote:

~humps Cockapoo~

I knew it was you!

YAP! YAP!


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CDP seems remarkably exuberant for a Monday.

I watched the Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet. There was some hot ass on that show.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

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Even better - The look on Manning's face when he got picked off for a defensive TD. It was the same look when I refused to hump him last year. Some poodles have standards. Low ones, but they're there.

*leaves a landmine in his helmet though*


Snarky Poodle wrote:

CDP seems remarkably exuberant for a Monday.

I watched the Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet. There was some hot ass on that show.

I only saw the 1st half. I broke the TV when they had kittens on the half time show. YAP!


It's nice to see CDP happy on a Monday. I'm going to do something else that'll make him happy as well. *gives CDP a post-game celebration humping*


YAP!

erm, I mean , WOOF!


Cockapoo wrote:
It's nice to see CDP happy on a Monday. I'm going to do something else that'll make him happy as well. *gives CDP a post-game celebration humping*

Incidentally, that's how the Saints celebrated, too!

YAP!


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Snarky Poodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
It's nice to see CDP happy on a Monday. I'm going to do something else that'll make him happy as well. *gives CDP a post-game celebration humping*

Incidentally, that's how the Saints celebrated, too!

YAP!

That's right! It's Monday, and I don't care because.....

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Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
It's nice to see CDP happy on a Monday. I'm going to do something else that'll make him happy as well. *gives CDP a post-game celebration humping*

Incidentally, that's how the Saints celebrated, too!

YAP!

That's right! It's Monday, and I don't care because.....

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brings CDP a Peyton Manning squeaky

Go for it!

After that's destroyed,

Spoiler:
The Drew Brees squeaky


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ulgulanoth wrote:
*hovers 3 ft above snarky poodle avoiding physical contact*

Levitates up to ulgulanoth and humps him.


Ugh! More snow!


*makes snow poodles for them all to hump*

Ooh, it's cold. Ahh.

*humps snow poodle until it melts*

Oh yeah! I'm good!

*moves onto next one*


I'm sooo sleepy... is it friday yet?


I wish...


Tomorrow is hump day. At least we have that to look forward to.


Cockapoo wrote:
Tomorrow is hump day. At least we have that to look forward to.

Want a preview?


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Tomorrow is hump day. At least we have that to look forward to.
Want a preview?

*winks at Snarky* Have I ever said no?


Sneak-A-Hump!

*humps Cockapoo*


Cockapoo wrote:
Tomorrow is hump day. At least we have that to look forward to.

Speak for yourself. I'll likely be trapped inside because of snow. Buried alive.....


Lord High Poodle wrote:

Sneak-A-Hump!

*humps Cockapoo*

Ooohhh! Right there! Right there!


There, there.

Puts the Barry White album on. Humps Sumo.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Tomorrow is hump day. At least we have that to look forward to.
Speak for yourself. I'll likely be trapped inside because of snow. Buried alive.....

The way you pee you could melt all the snow. Problem solved. YAP! YAP!


What if my pee freezes at the exit? Would it create a blockage? Would I explode?


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Tomorrow is hump day. At least we have that to look forward to.
Speak for yourself. I'll likely be trapped inside because of snow. Buried alive.....

You are such a hawtness taht you'll melt the snow away *wink wink*

*humps CDP*


Llamafrog wrote:

You are such a hawtness taht you'll melt the snow away *wink wink*

*humps CDP*

I am pretty hot. And chicks do dig me. Those damn, glowly angsty vampire punks have got nothing on me.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Llamafrog wrote:

You are such a hawtness taht you'll melt the snow away *wink wink*

*humps CDP*

I am pretty hot. And chicks do dig me. Those damn, glowly angsty vampire punks have got nothing on me.

*sigh*


Pees on Angsty.


Now my boots are as soiled as my soul.


Angsty, the Androgynous Vampire wrote:
Now my boots are as soiled as my soul.

As are everyone else who paid full price for admission.


Elder Elemental Eye wrote:

Hmm. I must subvert this new social group to my own nefarious purposes.

I wholly endorse this group, and under my watchful gaze you shall prosper and eventually my plans will be complete!

How's that working out for you?


Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar wrote:
I hunger for poodlechum.

I think I hear Mr. Fishy callin' you.


Darren Al-Tei wrote:
Beware my puffy friends. When I was more public with my poodle practices I was persecuted for my beliefs. Hide your poodleness in public until we have sufficient numbers. Adopt clever aliases so you cannot be identified.

You mean punted by a jack?


Paratrooper hump!

lands on Court Fool and humps till I can't no more

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