It's your breath.Ooh, a rabbit!
*humps George*
Not until the third date!
*slaps poodle.*
Coy.
I like that.
Slap me next! YIP!
*wags tail excitedly and piddles on the floor*
Yip
:Slap:
I am not a chew toy!
You can hump me if you want.
I am not a chew toy!
You can hump me if you want.
*Humps Mr. Tiggles*
Yip
:Slap:
Ouch! Now I'm all turned on.
*humps Llama Prophet*
I am a humpster.
I am a humpster.
*humps Mr. Tiggles some more*
Ha ha ha poodle you don't know where i've been.
Yip
:Slap:
Ouch! Now I'm all turned on.
*humps Llama Prophet*
woohoowoo
Snow fell off the roof and hit me while I was peeing. I'm pretty sure some damn frenchie was up there pushing the stuff off.
Ha ha ha poodle you don't know where i've been.
Dude, we're Poodles. You haven't come close to doing the things that we've done. *shows Mr. Tiggles the gorilla suit, the Charlton Heston mask and some of the other poodle "toys".
~humps Cockapoo~
I knew it was you!
~humps Cockapoo~
I knew it was you!
YAP! YAP!
CDP seems remarkably exuberant for a Monday.
I watched the Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet. There was some hot ass on that show.
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Even better - The look on Manning's face when he got picked off for a defensive TD. It was the same look when I refused to hump him last year. Some poodles have standards. Low ones, but they're there.
*leaves a landmine in his helmet though*
CDP seems remarkably exuberant for a Monday.
I watched the Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet. There was some hot ass on that show.
I only saw the 1st half. I broke the TV when they had kittens on the half time show. YAP!
It's nice to see CDP happy on a Monday. I'm going to do something else that'll make him happy as well. *gives CDP a post-game celebration humping*
YAP!
erm, I mean , WOOF!
It's nice to see CDP happy on a Monday. I'm going to do something else that'll make him happy as well. *gives CDP a post-game celebration humping*
Incidentally, that's how the Saints celebrated, too!
YAP!
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It's nice to see CDP happy on a Monday. I'm going to do something else that'll make him happy as well. *gives CDP a post-game celebration humping*Incidentally, that's how the Saints celebrated, too!
YAP!
That's right! It's Monday, and I don't care because.....
It's nice to see CDP happy on a Monday. I'm going to do something else that'll make him happy as well. *gives CDP a post-game celebration humping*Incidentally, that's how the Saints celebrated, too!
YAP!
That's right! It's Monday, and I don't care because.....
brings CDP a Peyton Manning squeaky
Go for it!
After that's destroyed,
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*hovers 3 ft above snarky poodle avoiding physical contact*
Ugh! More snow!
*makes snow poodles for them all to hump*
Ooh, it's cold. Ahh.
*humps snow poodle until it melts*
Oh yeah! I'm good!
*moves onto next one*
I'm sooo sleepy... is it friday yet?
I wish...
Tomorrow is hump day. At least we have that to look forward to.
Tomorrow is hump day. At least we have that to look forward to.
Want a preview?
Tomorrow is hump day. At least we have that to look forward to.Want a preview?
*winks at Snarky* Have I ever said no?
Sneak-A-Hump!
*humps Cockapoo*
Tomorrow is hump day. At least we have that to look forward to.
Speak for yourself. I'll likely be trapped inside because of snow. Buried alive.....
Sneak-A-Hump!
*humps Cockapoo*
Ooohhh! Right there! Right there!
There, there.
Tomorrow is hump day. At least we have that to look forward to.Speak for yourself. I'll likely be trapped inside because of snow. Buried alive.....
The way you pee you could melt all the snow. Problem solved. YAP! YAP!
What if my pee freezes at the exit? Would it create a blockage? Would I explode?
Tomorrow is hump day. At least we have that to look forward to.Speak for yourself. I'll likely be trapped inside because of snow. Buried alive.....
You are such a hawtness taht you'll melt the snow away *wink wink*
*humps CDP*
You are such a hawtness taht you'll melt the snow away *wink wink*
*humps CDP*
I am pretty hot. And chicks do dig me. Those damn, glowly angsty vampire punks have got nothing on me.
I am pretty hot. And chicks do dig me. Those damn, glowly angsty vampire punks have got nothing on me.You are such a hawtness taht you'll melt the snow away *wink wink*
*humps CDP*
*sigh*
Pees on Angsty.
Now my boots are as soiled as my soul.
Now my boots are as soiled as my soul.
As are everyone else who paid full price for admission.
Hmm. I must subvert this new social group to my own nefarious purposes.
I wholly endorse this group, and under my watchful gaze you shall prosper and eventually my plans will be complete!
How's that working out for you?
I hunger for poodlechum.
I think I hear Mr. Fishy callin' you.
Beware my puffy friends. When I was more public with my poodle practices I was persecuted for my beliefs. Hide your poodleness in public until we have sufficient numbers. Adopt clever aliases so you cannot be identified.
You mean punted by a jack?
Paratrooper hump!