*Licks Rusty* That's Ok Rusty. We'll just to hump you instead! *humps Rusty*
Works for me...
*Licks Rusty* That's Ok Rusty. We'll just to hump you instead! *humps Rusty*
I call heads!
Ooh, ooh. Me too.
<Humps new poodle, which disintegrates into a pile of synthetic fur>
Uh...I think I broke her.
Fine. See if I ever send you any more presents. Dang robot was supposed to be plastic...
Dang robot was supposed to be plastic...
You might want to check to see if one of the other Jack's swapped this one for the one you ordered to keep for himself. Just sayin'.
Dang robot was supposed to be plastic...You might want to check to see if one of the other Jack's swapped this one for the one you ordered to keep for himself. Just sayin'.
What? Why is everyone looking at me?
What? Why is everyone looking at me?Dang robot was supposed to be plastic...You might want to check to see if one of the other Jack's swapped this one for the one you ordered to keep for himself. Just sayin'.
I would hump you, but I don't know where you've been.
I would hump you, but I don't know where you've been.What? Why is everyone looking at me?Dang robot was supposed to be plastic...You might want to check to see if one of the other Jack's swapped this one for the one you ordered to keep for himself. Just sayin'.
True. But we can still pee on him. *Hikes leg*
Acme Labs truck pulls up and delivers a new robot poodle.Hey, baby. Come here often?
*humps new poodle*
*humps yankee poodle while yankee humps robot poodle*
TGIF! Of course, there's supposed to be a big snow storm this weekend....
*humps yankee poodle while yankee humps robot poodle*Acme Labs truck pulls up and delivers a new robot poodle.Hey, baby. Come here often?
*humps new poodle*
Rusty kilt our new toy but I'm always game for a good humping. Did I show you my new shock collar?
*presses button on remote sending current thru both of them*
Oh yeah, baby! Wild!
This place gets kinkier and kinkier.
This place gets kinkier and kinkier.
...and that's the way we like it! YAP!
*places a TNT filled barreled badly disguised as a female poodle with a short timer ready to blow up the moment they start humping it*
Oh, Rusty! That poodle over there was asking about you.
Yay, is Friday! Too bad I have to work tomorrow... darn poodle salt mines!
Yay, is Friday! Too bad I have to work tomorrow... darn poodle salt mines!
*humps Llamafrog*
Mmmm....salty....
look at that sexy poodle there *points at the TNT barrel dressed as a poodle*
*humps ulgulanoth*
*hovers 3 ft above snarky poodle avoiding physical contact*
Hey! No fair! GRRRRRR! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP!
We poodles aren't stupid enough to fall for it. I doubt that even the Jacks are dumb enough to.
*Looks at the new "poodle"* I've never seen you here before.
not a question of stupidity... but of self restrain
*looks at the "poodle" and begins to pant heavily* You might be right...
*eyeballs the new poodle*
How you doin'?
Ooh, the silent type...
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Hump what your momma gave you!
Figures. Those lines don't even work for the Jacks.
Awwww, dang it. She looked like she could blow my mind.
Are you giving away toy poodles that blow?... I want two!
<Humps new poodle, which disintegrates, leaving a pile of undetonated TNT>
Dog, all these women just fall apart when I get near.
It's your breath.
I brushed my teeth.
You don't think I have ferrotosis, do you?
It might be Galliumivitis.
So, um, should we be worried about the unexploded TNT?
I know...
<Digs a hole which reaches into the Jacks thread and gently pushes the TNT into the hole>
It's your breath.
Ooh, a rabbit!
*humps George*
decoy poodle explodes almost killing bi-polar poodle
Wow! I've told that I'm good, but I've never been told I was that good.
YAP!
Damn snow! I hate the stuff. Not very pleasant when I go out to pee.....
Damn snow! I hate the stuff. Not very pleasant when I go out to pee.....
You can make some tasty yellow snowcones though. Dread Lord Poodle and I made some last year. They were great!
Oh, the splinters!
It's your breath.Ooh, a rabbit!
*humps George*
Not until the third date!
*slaps poodle.*