*sigh*
Valentine's Day! One of the most depressing holidays around.
*Melts Jack's foot*
You are all welcome here, however, if you are going to resort to attacks on one another, please take it somewhere else.
Now...who wants a nice chew bone?
OOOOOOOOOOO...OOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Wiggles entire body excitedly
The cults are all idiots, squabbling amongst each other for dominance, or simply being too fat or stupid to do anything.That's why we poodles are a lodge, a happy, peaceful, furry lodge!
*Lick KC*
Isn't that *Licks KC, after drinking out of the porcelain water bowl with attached water reservoir*?
I had a porcelain water bowl once.....but it broke.
Isn't that *Licks KC, after drinking out of the porcelain water bowl with attached water reservoir*?The cults are all idiots, squabbling amongst each other for dominance, or simply being too fat or stupid to do anything.That's why we poodles are a lodge, a happy, peaceful, furry lodge!
*Lick KC*
*licks Jack Hammer*
*Buys a new porcelain bowl for CDP with insurance*
Here CDP, a nice shiny metal water bowl made from the armor of our recently departed enemies. And some nice bones to chew on. Some with meat still on them.
The water will probably make the bowl rust, which will probably make me sick.
Zo, you have vound some new friends. How doez that make you feel?
Slips some puppy prozac into CDP's water dish
Arrives.
ACh. I vas called in for a consultation on zis canine, yes?
Looks at the beast
Perhaps zome avatar issues. How do you feel about your father, Court Fool?
Wait! What?!
Ach! Unt now ve see ze root of CDPs Oedipal fixation! His father iz reshpected for a poodle, und CDP feels zat he has no chance to come out from unter his father's shadow. His anger towards his father makes him confused and zo he becomes depressed. It iz a textbook case, really.
Don't worry, Clinically Depressed Poodle. I will take you over to Schadenfreude's house and introduce you to his wife.
She'll probably kick me.....
or lock me in a cage.....
or bring me to the vet.....
or starve me....
Not exactly. You know how must people get annoyed or push you off when you hump their leg…
A lot of people get annoyed with me....especially old French guys.
A lot of people get annoyed with me....
Maybe you should come with. I mean, if she is in to poodles she might be in to zombies too.
Tch. Transference of aggression to the therapist. Zomething we therapists often see. Does your aggression make you feel in control, Herr Court Fool?
Aggression? I think you have me mistaken for a Jack.
Guys, the Tribble Lord is coming...you must stop him!
*Sets trap and leaves*
Sends in tribble swarms to set off traps ...watches in amusement at the crays of pain
Hi...just need something here
Gathers hair, a bone and some stone before leaving in a cloud of tribbles
Sends in tribble swarms to set off traps ...watches in amusement at the crays of pain
Hi...just need something hereGathers hair, a bone and some stone before leaving in a cloud of tribbles
Excellent. He just grabbed some lemming hair. He fell for my real trap! Lemmings have some nasty surprises on them!
excellent lemming hair even better
excellent lemming hair even better
*Lemming hair explodes and suddenly, teh Tribble Lord feels terribly weakened*
Not so. The presence of any unlawful outsiders for some reason causes dying Lemming cells to explode in a weakening blast.
I say HOLD, Demon Tribble. I must speak with you.
What do you want I am busy elsewhwere right now
Are you preparing some spell to undo the MegaPoop? What are you up too? I conjure you, answer by the name of Gygax!
question is your spell more powerful then say the kobolds?
Even old french guys are more powerful than kobolds.
question is your spell more powerful then say the kobolds?
*Glares at spirit of Tribble (not the actual demon, since it's still trapped at the moment*
Not. You shall never beat KC's spell. His power is one you cannot hope to comprehend.
I'm a Gygaxian hierarch...think of the powers that come with access to all Gygax grants.
ah but he bound me to The thread, that was unwise
Then you have plenty of time to explain yourself.
heh I no longer want to, This was not what I had planned but It will do
Wait....teAch this one... Hands hive -minded tribble
And you say the Jacks are cruel.
~Looks around
Pulls out a crystal... plants it in the ground
"hmmm"
Careful. That may be dangerous. CJ recently ran into his Safehouse shouting 'It's coming'. I think it's a bomb, because the Jack's crystal is ticking.
Careful. That may be dangerous. CJ recently ran into his Safehouse shouting 'It's coming'. I think it's a bomb, because the Jack's crystal is ticking.~Looks around
Pulls out a crystal... plants it in the ground
"hmmm"
It is a ward against something terrible.
would someone get that man a drink
Ah shut up.
SNAPS THE SPELL ON KC
The thief is no friend of mine. But I owe him one.
After this, he'll owe me more.
well if he kills ya KC I still have that extra body, just say the word
ya know todays oddness pushed me over 5k posts