The 5 word Conan Game!

[Heathansson]

Conan looked left and right.

[Aberzombie]

Sonja looked right and left.

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Zenobia, Conan's wife, look furiously

[Aberzombie]

but smiled prettily, disguising the

[Heathansson]

anger welling in her bosom

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A silver blade flashed. Conan

[Heathansson]

drew steel, but too late:

[Digitalelf]

the small blade had already

[Heathansson]

been plunged to the hilt

[Aberzombie]

in some disco dancing sailor.

[Heathansson]

When Thoth Amon saw his

[Tensor]

human sacrifice die he smiled.

[Heathansson]

"Now, with this energy, I

[Aberzombie]

will seize control of the

[Heathansson]

entirety of Hyboria, one kingdom

[Aberzombie]

united under this axe, by

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no one but me!" Then,

[Digitalelf]

Conan came up to him

[Jal Dorak]

and showed him this thread.

[Aberzombie]

"You see Thoth," explained Conan,

[Jal Dorak]

ripping his laptop in twain,

[Heathansson]

"I don't feel like explaining

[Tensor]

it 'cause.. I wanna rock!"

[Heathansson]

Thoth listens to Barry Manilow.

[Tensor]

A crystal chandelier hangs over

[Heathansson]

the abyss that is my

[Aberzombie]

castle in the country, leaving

[Jal Dorak]

no survivors in the land,

[Aberzombie]

and very few at sea.

[Jal Dorak]

Suddenly, the animator suffered a

[Aberzombie]

brain cloud, desiring suddenly to

[Jal Dorak]

switch to the tracing method,

[Heathansson]

so he could draw like

[Jal Dorak]

Ralph Bakshi and be rich.

[Aberzombie]

Conan killed some poor bastard

[Jal Dorak]

sword-wielding puppy, then he

[Heathansson]

leered around at anyone who

[Kruelaid]

else who looked canine. Lo!

[Aberzombie]

Some poor, dumb, Stygian bastard

[Jal Dorak]

was selling dogs at roadside!

[Heathansson]

"Do you think I'd sell

[Aberzombie]

a labradoodle to slayers such

[Heathansson]

yourselves? This is Black Lotus

[Tensor]

from Khital. It's good stuff...

[Jal Dorak]

the best! Don't punch camels!"

[Aberzombie]

Dromedaries, of course, were the

[Heathansson]

punch line of many a

[Devin Swift]

merchant who travelled from the

[Heathansson]

deserts of Stygia beyond the

[Devin Swift]

edge of the Hyborian lands