That's a lot of Mountain Dew Nick!


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Sczarni 4/5

You're telling everyone in the blog you'll bring the mountain dew for GenCon..... how many people are in Ascension of the Drow?


Indeed it is. Save me some please.


Then again, it's Mountain Dew that Nick Logue has somehow procured. No doubt its very existance is tied tosomething so horrible our ears would rend themselves from our heads if its name were spoken.

Assuredly some dark elder god is somehow involved in its creation.

Dark Archive

Hammith wrote:

Then again, it's Mountain Dew that Nick Logue has somehow procured. No doubt its very existance is tied tosomething so horrible our ears would rend themselves from our heads if its name were spoken.

Assuredly some dark elder god is somehow involved in its creation.

As long as it's not Code Red or Voltage, I don't care how it was created.

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

Cpt_kirstov wrote:
You're telling everyone in the blog you'll bring the mountain dew for GenCon..... how many people are in Ascension of the Drow?

Did he say Mountain Dew? I think he meant [makes exaggerated quotation marks in the air] "Mountain Dew."

Sovereign Court

Vic Wertz wrote:
Did he say Mountain Dew? I think he meant [makes exaggerated quotation marks in the air] "Mountain Dew."

*confused look*

Ew?

Sovereign Court

It's not Mountain Dew, it's Slurm, you fools!


mmm... Tastes so good you never think of the colossal worm hiney.

Sczarni 4/5

he's milking the slime off of slurks and passing it off as mountain dew???
the horror!


Could be Hook Mountain "Dew" [shudder]...

Grand Lodge 3/5

Callous Jack wrote:
It's not Mountain Dew, it's Slurm, you fools!

"It's a trap!"

Dark Archive

Get the Rogue!

Scarab Sages

"Where are the Cheetos?!?"


I'm totally bringing Nick a Mountain Dew and Cheetohs if I make it to GenCon.

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

Lilith wrote:
I'm totally bringing Nick a Mountain Dew and Cheetohs if I make it to GenCon.

Hey, what's with the "IF!?!"

Silver Crusade

Black Dow wrote:
Could be Hook Mountain "Dew" [shudder]...

This doesn't look quite like liquid sunshine....


Mikaze wrote:
Black Dow wrote:
Could be Hook Mountain "Dew" [shudder]...
This doesn't look quite like liquid sunshine....

Lol - "do the dew" indeed...

Contributor

I'm preparing a HUGE batch of Hook Mountain Dew just for the con. I'm gonna have to ship it to Indy.

Liberty's Edge Contributor

Nicolas Logue wrote:
I'm preparing a HUGE batch of Hook Mountain Dew just for the con. I'm gonna have to ship it to Indy.

That's easy Nick, just inject it into your mig-a-mug sack. I have plenty of extra rusty syringes for you, straight off the Coney Island Beach.

Liberty's Edge

Herald wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
It's not Mountain Dew, it's Slurm, you fools!
"It's a trap!"

*nods approvingly*

The man knew a trap when he saw one. :p


Nicolas Logue wrote:
I'm preparing a HUGE batch of Hook Mountain Dew just for the con. I'm gonna have to ship it to Indy.

Memories of Reverend Jim Jones...

Liberty's Edge

The word "batch" just makes me leery.

Sovereign Court

Heathansson wrote:
The word "batch" just makes me leery.

I saw "bath" instead of "batch" for a second and just had visions of bathtub distillery going on...

Sovereign Court 1/5 Contributor

Heathansson is afraid of baths too.

Sovereign Court

That and deodorant.

Sovereign Court

Nicolas Logue wrote:
I'm preparing a HUGE batch of Hook Mountain Dew just for the con. I'm gonna have to ship it to Indy.

*Nick attaches milk pump to Mammy Graul's teets.*

Contributor

Zootcat wrote:
Nicolas Logue wrote:
I'm preparing a HUGE batch of Hook Mountain Dew just for the con. I'm gonna have to ship it to Indy.
*Nick attaches milk pump to Mammy Graul's teets.*

I feel sick

Contributor

Dark Apprentice of Logue wrote:
Indeed it is. Save me some please.

Where has that title come from...

Liberty's Edge

Richard Pett wrote:
Dark Apprentice of Logue wrote:
Indeed it is. Save me some please.
Where has that title come from...

Do y'all got Cracker Jack over there in Engerland?

Sovereign Court

Richard Pett wrote:
Zootcat wrote:
Nicolas Logue wrote:
I'm preparing a HUGE batch of Hook Mountain Dew just for the con. I'm gonna have to ship it to Indy.
*Nick attaches milk pump to Mammy Graul's teets.*
I feel sick

Sweet! I made Richard "The Skinsaw Murders" Pett sick!

Contributor

Heathansson wrote:
Richard Pett wrote:
Dark Apprentice of Logue wrote:
Indeed it is. Save me some please.
Where has that title come from...
Do y'all got Cracker Jack over there in Engerland?

I beg your pardon?

Contributor

Zootcat wrote:
Richard Pett wrote:
Zootcat wrote:
Nicolas Logue wrote:
I'm preparing a HUGE batch of Hook Mountain Dew just for the con. I'm gonna have to ship it to Indy.
*Nick attaches milk pump to Mammy Graul's teets.*
I feel sick
Sweet! I made Richard "The Skinsaw Murders" Pett sick!

It quite put me off my dumplings...

Grand Lodge 3/5

Richard Pett wrote:
Zootcat wrote:
Richard Pett wrote:
Zootcat wrote:
Nicolas Logue wrote:
I'm preparing a HUGE batch of Hook Mountain Dew just for the con. I'm gonna have to ship it to Indy.
*Nick attaches milk pump to Mammy Graul's teets.*
I feel sick
Sweet! I made Richard "The Skinsaw Murders" Pett sick!
It quite put me off my dumplings...

Some believe that you have been "off your dumplings" for quite a while.

Contributor

Huzzah!

That's the first 'almost, but not quite, a carry on film' moment I've seen on these fine boards and I thank you for it rambler

You may have a point though.

M'nnnnnnnnnnnnnnar.

I knew I should have pressed for the tower falling down scene at the end of Skinsaw to make it tougher.

Sovereign Court

Scribbling Rambler wrote:
Some believe that you have been "off your dumplings" for quite a while.

And thank goodnes that he is off his dumplings! Otherwise we wouldn't be getting his most excellent adventures.

Contributor

Huzzah!

Where's Vaughan when you want to abuse him?

Contributor

I can see that Zootcat is a fine judge, a stout yeoman and the sort of chap one wants to have on the opposite crease when facing particularly tricky yorkers.

Liberty's Edge

Richard Pett wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Richard Pett wrote:
Dark Apprentice of Logue wrote:
Indeed it is. Save me some please.
Where has that title come from...
Do y'all got Cracker Jack over there in Engerland?
I beg your pardon?

It's this caramel popcorn in a box with a cheap prize like "apprentice of Whoozuwutzit."

Sovereign Court

Richard Pett wrote:
I can see that Zootcat is a fine judge, a stout yeoman and the sort of chap one wants to have on the opposite crease when facing particularly tricky yorkers.

Uhh... Hold on a minute... I need find a translator...

Contributor

Heathansson wrote:
Richard Pett wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Richard Pett wrote:
Dark Apprentice of Logue wrote:
Indeed it is. Save me some please.
Where has that title come from...
Do y'all got Cracker Jack over there in Engerland?
I beg your pardon?
It's this caramel popcorn in a box with a cheap prize like "apprentice of Whoozuwutzit."

Ah, I see, you're referring to popcorn or popping corn - a type of corn which explodes from the kernel and puffs up when heated. Special varieties are grown to give improved popping yield I believe.

My batman has confirmed that some wild types will pop, but the cultivated strain is Zea mays averta, which is a special kind of flint corn.

The process of making popcorn was first discovered by Native Americans thousands of years ago I believe.

And is Whoozuwzit a relative of yours or does it refer to some sort of cheap plastic toy one often finds in confectionary to tempt the younger gernereation into persuading the older generation to make a purchase of said confectionary?

Contributor

Zootcat wrote:
Richard Pett wrote:
I can see that Zootcat is a fine judge, a stout yeoman and the sort of chap one wants to have on the opposite crease when facing particularly tricky yorkers.
Uhh... Hold on a minute... I need find a translator...

a delivery where the cricket ball bounces on the cricket pitch on or near the batsman's popping crease old boy.

Liberty's Edge

Orville Redenbacher perfected it--pop corn that is.

Sovereign Court

Richard Pett wrote:
a delivery where the cricket ball bounces on the cricket pitch on or near the batsman's popping crease old boy.

Thanks... I think. *Continues searching for translator*

Liberty's Edge

"Holy popping crease, Batman!"

Sovereign Court

I hate it when my creases pop!

Liberty's Edge

I'm reading about it on Wikipedia.
A wicket is not a wiki, I've gathered so far.

Contributor

Heathansson wrote:
Orville Redenbacher perfected it--pop corn that is.

During the Depression, popcorn was a luxury at 5-10 cents a bag you know.

Contributor

Heathansson wrote:
Orville Redenbacher perfected it--pop corn that is.

Hang on, do you mean Orville Clarence Redenbacher (July 16, 1907 – September 19, 1995) an American businessman most often associated with the brand of popcorn that bears his name.

Born in Brazil, Indiana, Orville graduated from Brazil High School in 1924 and was in the top 5% of his class. He attended Purdue University, joining the agriculture-oriented Alpha Gamma Rho fraternity and graduating with a degree in agronomy. He spent most of his life in the agriculture industry, serving as a Vigo County Farm Bureau Extension agent in Terre Haute, Indiana, and at Princeton Farms in Princeton, Indiana.

In childhood, he joined 4-H, and developed an obsession with developing the perfect popcorn.

Or the other Orville Redenbacher?

Liberty's Edge

The other one inside my head.

Pop corn is a Christmas tree decoration in the U.S., and I think the Balkans.

Liberty's Edge

Yup. On the Balkan Peninsula.

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