James Jacobs sucks

[Bray Abbitt]

I had a dream last night that James came over to my house (never met him in real life), the dude ate all my food, made a mess, was completely dismissive of me (but not my wife) and wouldn't play any games, Pathfinder or otherwise.

My advice to you: if you have a dream of a Paizonian man-crush, pick someone else.

[Sharoth]

~laughter~ Poor James gets no respect!

[Lilith]

This sounds like my "The Great Eye Haunts Me" dream a year or so back. It was freakishly weird.

[Lilith]

This sounds like my "The Great Eye Haunts Me" dream a year or so back. It was freakishly weird.

[Heathansson]

I bet if I slept, I might have a dream.

[Bray Abbitt]

Lilith wrote:

This sounds like my "The Great Eye Haunts Me" dream a year or so back. It was freakishly weird.

What happened in yours?

[Lilith]

Bray Abbitt wrote:

What happened in yours?

I believe I was wandering around the Paizo offices, plate of cookies in hand, with the Post Monster's avatar following me. Nothing odd...much...

[Mothman]

I once had a dream where James was using his superior knowledge of monsters to help me and some of the other Paizoans stop an invasion of dinosaurian demons. That didn’t suck.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Don't paint miniatures before bed.

[Tarren Dei]

Please merge with the 'You know your addicted to Paizo when ...' thread.

;-)

[Sharoth]

~wicked smile~ I have not had any Paizo dreams, but I am sure that I have given the people over at Paizo a nightmare or two!

[Nicolas Logue]

You think that's bad. Once James Jacobs pulled my ear off. Hard.

Weren't no dream neither.

[Mikaze]

Could be worse. You could have a rusty metal/tetanus or hillbilly phobia and wind up having Nick Logue dreams.

[Forgottenprince]

Geez, and I thought I was weird when I travelled to their combined office/warehouse (in the same huge open space) and jumped in a tour group...

No one from the Paizo boards was there...

:-(

[Erik Mona]

Memo to Paizo Employee Nicolas Logue:

Employees are not allowed to use words like "c$%%+*#~*" on the company's messageboards.

That is all.

[Evil Genius]

You just did!!!

[Mothman]

Erik, how about phrases like "stop being dicks"? ;-)

[Nicolas Logue]

Ha! Edited!

[Kobold Catgirl]

Heh.
You'd better hope that James Jacobs doesn't see this thread, or at least the title, or he might get mad at us...

[The Dire Pigeons of Doom]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Heh.

You'd better hope that James Jacobs doesn't see this thread, or at least the title, or he might get mad at us...

HEY!!! JACOBS!!! YEAH, YOU!!! GET YER REAR END OVER HERE!!!

*Teleport away*

[Kobold Catgirl]

The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Heh.

You'd better hope that James Jacobs doesn't see this thread, or at least the title, or he might get mad at us...

HEY!!! JACOBS!!! YEAH, YOU!!! GET YER REAR END OVER HERE!!!

*Teleport away*

We are soooo dead...

[Skeld]

Memo to Paizo Employee Erik Mona:

*Chuckle*

That is all.

[Forgottenprince]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

We are soooo dead...

"We?" Don't you mean "you?"

[Bray Abbitt]

I dare JJ to get his arse over here. I have a bone to pick. I could of had a dream about hot chics in skimpy nurse outfits, but instead I'm nice enough to invite him over for a game and all I get is him checking out my wife and eating all my pizza. The nerve.

BTW, from what I gathered James doesn't buy into this Pathfinder "fad" either.

[James Jacobs]

For the record... she IS hot...

Can ya blame me?

(continues eating delicious stolen dream-pizza...)

[Forgottenprince]

James Jacobs wrote:

For the record... she IS hot...

Can ya blame me?

(continues eating delicious stolen dream-pizza...)

That is just so wrong...

[Adam Daigle]

Mmmm....dream-pizza....<drool>

[James Jacobs]

WARNING: Since we are now less than 24 hours away from THE DEADLINE (the point at which we have to ship everything to the printer that has to be at Gen Con)... things are a bit punchy at Paizo right now.

We need all the dream pizza we can get, in other words.

[Mothman]

Good luck man.

If you need to hit on my dream girl to get it all done, I'm willing to make that sacrifice...

[Forgottenprince]

James Jacobs wrote:

We need all the dream pizza we can get, in other words.

Does Dominoes or Papa Johns take dream bucks???

[Forgottenprince]

Mothman wrote:

Good luck man.

If you need to hit on my dream girl to get it all done, I'm willing to make that sacrifice...

What a way to take one for the team...

[Sharoth]

~Sends the Paizo staff a WHOLE LOT of Dream Pizza~ Good luck James and the rest of the gang!

[Crimson Jester]

I had a dream .... That Daigle was officiating my wedding in his skull face Halloween costume. Sad thing is at my real wedding the Judge didn't show so we had to have a last minute minister and I know Daigle would have jumped all over it.

(edit) No Dreams about James though...Whew... a few recent nightmares about Nick Louge though thanks to the chat room. Brrrrr

[fray]

Erik Mona wrote:

Memo to Paizo Employee Nicolas Logue:

Employees are not allowed to use words like "c!%%~~*&~" on the company's messageboards.

That is all.

But "Cock Knocker" is ok, right?

(As long as you keep it in reference to Jay and Silent Bob...)

[Adam Daigle]

Mothman wrote:

Good luck man.

If you need to hit on my dream girl to get it all done, I'm willing to make that sacrifice...

Great gesture, but that would assume they are actually sleeping tonight.

Crimson Jester wrote:

I had a dream .... That Daigle was officiating my wedding in his skull face Halloween costume. Sad thing is at my real wedding the Judge didn't show so we had to have a last minute minister and I know Daigle would have jumped all over it.

I'm touched! And I totally would have jumped at that.

[Craig Shackleton]

Nicolas Logue wrote:

You think that's bad. Once James Jacobs pulled my ear off. Hard.

Weren't no dream neither.

Were you playing mig a mug tug at the time?

[Mark Moreland]

You could eat that stale slice from Tuesday you were saving for Logue. I think it's under that pile of papers there.

[Vattnisse]

James Jacobs wrote:

For the record... she IS hot...

Can ya blame me?

(continues eating delicious stolen dream-pizza...)

It is... The Dream-quest Of Stolen Pizza!

[Mothman]

Daigle wrote:

Mothman wrote:

Good luck man.

If you need to hit on my dream girl to get it all done, I'm willing to make that sacrifice...

Great gesture, but that would assume they are actually sleeping tonight.

All part of my cunning plan...

[Charles Evans 25]

Quick! Whilst their sanity points are low, from sleep deprivation and editorial pressures, someone complete the Sign of Summoning, break the seals, and unleash Yog-Smurfthoth upon the environs of Bellevue.

Edit:
This should improve the housing market & office prices situation in the area, with regard to what property is left standing.

[Aberzombie]

James Jacobs wrote:

We need all the dream pizza we can get, in other words.

I don't have any dream pizza. I think I have some left over dream Popeyes Fried Chicken, and maybe a dream beer or two (some Young's Double Chocolate Stout). Will that help?

[donnald johnson]

well, lets see....i have dream mortars, dream rockets, and dream ied's. no dream pizza, no dream beer, no dream girlfriends to share with you.

sorry. i guess all the good stuff was taken already.

and i hope that everybody gets some sleep this weekend. becaues you all seem to need it. even worse than i do.

[CourtFool]

Erik Mona wrote:

Memo to Paizo Employee Nicolas Logue:

Employees are not allowed to use words like "c%@&&&$+$" on the company's messageboards.

That is all.

Proof fascism is rampant on the Paizo boards.

[Curaigh]

Bray Abbitt wrote:

I had a dream last night that James came over to my house (never met him in real life), the dude ate all my food, made a mess, was completely dismissive of me (but not my wife) and wouldn't play any games, Pathfinder or otherwise.

My advice to you: if you have a dream of a Paizonian man-crush, pick someone else.

Was he in his red T-Rex gear?

'Cause if so he has been trying to eat through the walls of my home for years!

Spoiler:

I'll need to check if the walls for dreamozzarella and dreamarinara...*roar*

[Bray Abbitt]

Curaigh wrote:

Was he in his red T-Rex gear?

No, but you did remind me that he was wearing something interesting: a green t-shirt and a pair of (short) seventies-style basketball shorts. His legs were blinding, pastey white.

[Callous Jack]

Curaigh wrote:

Was he in his red T-Rex gear?

Haha, T-Rex pajamas!

[Vic Wertz]

Bray Abbitt wrote:

Curaigh wrote:

Was he in his red T-Rex gear?

No, but you did remind me that he was wearing something interesting: a green t-shirt and a pair of (short) seventies-style basketball shorts. His legs were blinding, pastey white.

Uncanny!

[Heathansson]

Curaigh wrote:

Bray Abbitt wrote:

I had a dream last night that James came over to my house (never met him in real life), the dude ate all my food, made a mess, was completely dismissive of me (but not my wife) and wouldn't play any games, Pathfinder or otherwise.

My advice to you: if you have a dream of a Paizonian man-crush, pick someone else.

Was he in his red T-Rex gear?

'Cause if so he has been trying to eat through the walls of my home for years!
** spoiler omitted **

Do you live in a pizza hut?

[Callous Jack]

Gingerbread house?

[Aberzombie]

Callous Jack wrote:

Gingerbread house?

I use to work at this hotel in New Orleans, every Christmas they would make this giant gingerbread house as part of the lobby decorations. I mean, this thing was like 4 feet high, by about 5 feet long and 3 feet wide. Frosting trim and everything. It was so cool.